Jeff
@thebusyguy.bsky.social
I’m aware that I’m the problem
But that doesn’t solve the problem
He/him
But that doesn’t solve the problem
He/him
We need the Irish teens here calling these goobers out. One snarky quip from a 16-year-old from Galway about their wardrobe and these agents might actually die.
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 10:54 PM
We need the Irish teens here calling these goobers out. One snarky quip from a 16-year-old from Galway about their wardrobe and these agents might actually die.
Josh Allen on the take?!
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Josh Allen on the take?!
@stellagarp.bsky.social @ywfyf.com Sorry, no forearm today. 😢
January 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
@stellagarp.bsky.social @ywfyf.com Sorry, no forearm today. 😢
🎶I don’t need money
I don’t even like it
I just wanna throw it awaaaaay🎵
I don’t even like it
I just wanna throw it awaaaaay🎵
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
🎶I don’t need money
I don’t even like it
I just wanna throw it awaaaaay🎵
I don’t even like it
I just wanna throw it awaaaaay🎵
This is hilarious.
When websites take @cbbworld.bsky.social's bait, it's always funny.
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January 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
This is hilarious.
Might have to mute this one.
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Might have to mute this one.
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
Started as the Chikaskia, then it was the Scioto, and then the Shunganunga, and now the Arkansas.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Started as the Chikaskia, then it was the Scioto, and then the Shunganunga, and now the Arkansas.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think a L&D doc should be flirting with a woman who’s in labor.
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think a L&D doc should be flirting with a woman who’s in labor.
Second edition, I made a half-elf Ranger (yes, I rolled stats).
Played him for a few months. He soloed a group of ogres (they were his favored enemy). Then went to fight a dragon and right as the dragon was revealed, we called it a night with a cliffhanger.
The next session never came.
Played him for a few months. He soloed a group of ogres (they were his favored enemy). Then went to fight a dragon and right as the dragon was revealed, we called it a night with a cliffhanger.
The next session never came.
Does anyone else remember their first Dungeons & Dragons character? How long ago did you play them, for how long, and what was their fate?
Mine was a half-elf rogue named Morestal in D&D 3.5e around 2006 or 2007. Only played for 2 or 3 sessions, but he did live!
Mine was a half-elf rogue named Morestal in D&D 3.5e around 2006 or 2007. Only played for 2 or 3 sessions, but he did live!
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Second edition, I made a half-elf Ranger (yes, I rolled stats).
Played him for a few months. He soloed a group of ogres (they were his favored enemy). Then went to fight a dragon and right as the dragon was revealed, we called it a night with a cliffhanger.
The next session never came.
Played him for a few months. He soloed a group of ogres (they were his favored enemy). Then went to fight a dragon and right as the dragon was revealed, we called it a night with a cliffhanger.
The next session never came.
Who else is up reading about Mordain the Fleshweaver’s bullshit? Anyone? Oh, just me then? Oh, okay.
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Who else is up reading about Mordain the Fleshweaver’s bullshit? Anyone? Oh, just me then? Oh, okay.
Is that Raphael Chestang in the GEICO A.J. Brown commercial? I’m like 99% sure it is.
January 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Is that Raphael Chestang in the GEICO A.J. Brown commercial? I’m like 99% sure it is.
Who’s going to see SSPU this year?
January 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Who’s going to see SSPU this year?
That FNAF research is paying off.
January 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
That FNAF research is paying off.
What are some things to do in Iceland in the middle of summer.
January 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
What are some things to do in Iceland in the middle of summer.
I’m wearing what I’m watching and I’m watching what I’m wearing.
January 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I’m wearing what I’m watching and I’m watching what I’m wearing.
The first Corpser fight in Gears of War (the original).
tell me about a time you were awed by a set piece in a video game. not a story beat, not an emotional moment or a cool mechanic, but something just There, in the world, that made your jaw drop or sent a chill up your spine
January 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The first Corpser fight in Gears of War (the original).
I regret to inform you all that the Kraken are crushing it with this.
Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I regret to inform you all that the Kraken are crushing it with this.
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I don’t know what it means but I bet it means something.
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I don’t know what it means but I bet it means something.
@hulcricket.bsky.social I know it’s not *the* brand, but does this count?
January 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
@hulcricket.bsky.social I know it’s not *the* brand, but does this count?
I love the French translation for the Wand of Lightning Bolts.
![WAND OF LIGHTNING BOLTS
Wand, Rare (Requires Attunement by a Spellcaster)
This wand has 7 charges. While holding it, you can expend no more than 3 charges to cast Lightning Bolt (save DC
15) from it. For 1 charge, you cast the level 3 version of the spell. You can increase the spell's level by 1 for each additional charge you expend.
Regaining Charges. The wand regains 1d6 + 1 expended charges daily at dawn. If you expend the wand's last charge, roll 1d20. On a 1, the wand crumbles into ashes and is destroyed.
Dungeon Master's Guide 2024 (BR)
→Baguette d'éclairs [FR]
→ Varita de relámpagos [ES]
DnD 2024 Magic Items › Wand of Lightning Bolts](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jat6bpqm2w3cl46qhsiptjxf/bafkreibnhddusmjnm4clz35g7hhjxhu77uwhe7ulwrfmmowsxdrr2jchc4@jpeg)
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I love the French translation for the Wand of Lightning Bolts.
Of course my birthday Pokémon is a corvid.
January 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Of course my birthday Pokémon is a corvid.