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January 20, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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All robots & computers must shut the hell up [Pictures of loudspeakers, computers, and kiosks with red cancellation slashes across them] To all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to And I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk I am a divine being, you are an object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Speaking of: happy slightly-belated anniversary to a classic
Screenshot of a twitter reply. Original post is from Nancy Mace, captioned "Kids, and their dad, took me out for barbecue for my birthday. 47 never felt so good!". The photo shows Mace at a restaurant table with two barbecue trays in front of her. The once closest to her has a container of beans front and center. I can't overstate how full to the brim this thing is. Absolutely maximum capacity beans. A quote tweet from Kyle Kulinski reads "That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch".
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Messing with shading & materials/textures tonight, which led to

the... brick-sket-ball. Basket-brick? Basbrickball.

#pixelart
pixel art of a sphere made of bricks
August 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

#pixelart
pixel art image of a ROUS from The Princess Bride clambering over a log
August 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Day 2 of posting lil pixel art things as I try and learn how to do it

Please enjoy a bookshelf

#pixelart
a lil collection of pixel-art books on a shelf
August 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I'm learning pixel art and I'm not usually great at staying on task so I'm gonna post junk here for accountability

Behold: a log
pixel art log
August 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Adonis in his cardboard box clubhouse, with a poorly-edited neon sign reading 'ADONIS' over him, like it's his little nightclub
February 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM