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I'm the guy who sucks
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All robots & computers must shut the hell up [Pictures of loudspeakers, computers, and kiosks with red cancellation slashes across them] To all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to And I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk I am a divine being, you are an object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
stumpjunkman.bsky.social
every new AI use more embarrassing than the last
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
stumpjunkman.bsky.social
Bad-faith right-wing dorks will spin literally any slogan as absurd. It is a waste of time to act like there are magic words that will solve the problem. Mealy-mouthed equivocation only serves to alienate people.

Abolish ICE.
January 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
no tunnel but the tunnel whose contours we identify for the purposes of finding its exit, no light but the one we follow to better times
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
walker @walkercapl me: Come quick. I see something Lynchian wife: Is it another bug crawling in the dirt me: [getting angry and lying] No It's something else 10:31 PM • 2021-01-12
August 25, 2024 at 11:16 AM
stumpjunkman.bsky.social
Detritus, flotsam, sputum, effluvia, phlegm
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
shanley tucci @markpopham.bsky.social when you're a kid you get those Abridged Classics books and the plot of Moby Dick is Battle on the High Seas Against the Demon Whale and then you grow up and read it and the plot is This Guy Can NOT Shut The Fuck Up December 26, 2023 at 11:58 PM
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
stumpjunkman.bsky.social
Speaking of: happy slightly-belated anniversary to a classic
Screenshot of a twitter reply. Original post is from Nancy Mace, captioned "Kids, and their dad, took me out for barbecue for my birthday. 47 never felt so good!". The photo shows Mace at a restaurant table with two barbecue trays in front of her. The once closest to her has a container of beans front and center. I can't overstate how full to the brim this thing is. Absolutely maximum capacity beans. A quote tweet from Kyle Kulinski reads "That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch".
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
stumpjunkman.bsky.social
Fumbles both before and after, actually! 3x NE TDs and 3x NYJ lost fumbles in 52 seconds, lol
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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dudes rock
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
tom @tomwalker.bsky.social Att thee jouste, watcheing with mine wyfe, thinking, that I coulde receive pleaſure from her fine hand with none the wiser, I cut a low hole into mine box of puffed bread, only for her to reach in and, not knowing, pluck mine peniſ from its base like a turnip, and bite it, taking from me my peniſ February 19, 2024 at 5:22 PM
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM