isla
@demomolos.bsky.social
pronounced eye-luh. queens, ny. trans.
forklift certified? how would you feel if i had a commercial driver's license, playboy
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
forklift certified? how would you feel if i had a commercial driver's license, playboy
chocolates would go so hard right now. not because its valentines its just that i have a very bad sweet tooth and every day is a constant struggle not to consume candy 24/7. and yet she persists
February 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
chocolates would go so hard right now. not because its valentines its just that i have a very bad sweet tooth and every day is a constant struggle not to consume candy 24/7. and yet she persists
"he's just a streamer" that's the mayor of chicago in hasan's room.
February 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
"he's just a streamer" that's the mayor of chicago in hasan's room.
already lost about ten pounds in two weeks doing the job. hell yeah
February 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
already lost about ten pounds in two weeks doing the job. hell yeah
two more days till my freeking weeken
February 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
two more days till my freeking weeken
look 'ere pal, ain't no one drivin' up this block. the dick suckin' factory let everyone go and the whole town's goin' nuts. too many dicks ain't getting sucked the union way and that'll tank an economy big time
February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
look 'ere pal, ain't no one drivin' up this block. the dick suckin' factory let everyone go and the whole town's goin' nuts. too many dicks ain't getting sucked the union way and that'll tank an economy big time
Good News Ladies: More and more men are recycling their protein powder jugs into rock tumblers for arts and crafts. If he lifts, he might have a few polished things to gift you
February 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Good News Ladies: More and more men are recycling their protein powder jugs into rock tumblers for arts and crafts. If he lifts, he might have a few polished things to gift you
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Remember this lmao
February 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Remember this lmao
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this is who i expect to show up when i need Gravy Information.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
this is who i expect to show up when i need Gravy Information.
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no! not the kisses! nooo!!!
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
no! not the kisses! nooo!!!
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the hare: this race will be so easy that I think I can take a nap
the ever determined tortoise:
the ever determined tortoise:
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
the hare: this race will be so easy that I think I can take a nap
the ever determined tortoise:
the ever determined tortoise:
holy crap it’s nice out today: go outside if you are in NYC right now and enjoy the warmth
February 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
holy crap it’s nice out today: go outside if you are in NYC right now and enjoy the warmth
they’re doing yuri on ice IRL it’s just the Russian pro is actually an braggart American closeted homosexual who just ate shit in front of the world for trying to deny what his heart yearns for. he better start kissing men stat if he wants to nail another quadruple axel again
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
they’re doing yuri on ice IRL it’s just the Russian pro is actually an braggart American closeted homosexual who just ate shit in front of the world for trying to deny what his heart yearns for. he better start kissing men stat if he wants to nail another quadruple axel again
who will buy me a Valentine’s Day one hundred dollar bill
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 PM
who will buy me a Valentine’s Day one hundred dollar bill
okay now who’s going to kill their partnership with Jimmy Fallon because he didn’t stop Horatio Sanz from bringing underaged women to SNL cast parties because he was plastered
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
A planned collaboration between late night host Jimmy Fallon and powerful entertainment executive Tommy Mottola to launch a branded line of pasta sauces is now kaput as the entertainment mogul’s name is being discovered all over the Epstein Files, exposing his close relationship with the late financier and convicted sex offender and trafficker.
bit.ly
February 14, 2026 at 1:07 PM
okay now who’s going to kill their partnership with Jimmy Fallon because he didn’t stop Horatio Sanz from bringing underaged women to SNL cast parties because he was plastered
punished ken cosgrove floored me when he's back in the office. a man with no depth perception just does something to me, or at least tries to do something but from a foot away from what's he's trying to do something to.
February 14, 2026 at 10:31 AM
punished ken cosgrove floored me when he's back in the office. a man with no depth perception just does something to me, or at least tries to do something but from a foot away from what's he's trying to do something to.
thinking about how good the jai alai arc in mad men is. thinking about how insanely hot ken cogrove is right after he gets shot in the face.
February 14, 2026 at 10:16 AM
thinking about how good the jai alai arc in mad men is. thinking about how insanely hot ken cogrove is right after he gets shot in the face.
its wild what happens to your brain when you get the right combo of hormones and SRRI's. its weird letting a job feel good because you're not constantly being gripped by The Horror
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 AM
its wild what happens to your brain when you get the right combo of hormones and SRRI's. its weird letting a job feel good because you're not constantly being gripped by The Horror
we are blessed with new videos every day, what a time to be alive
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 14, 2026 at 8:56 AM
we are blessed with new videos every day, what a time to be alive
i want an autoinjector not because i have trouble injecting, i just want something that looks more and more like a sci-fi healing item for my estradiol. if it could have a lil' speaker that makes the half-life healing station sound i'd be in hog heaven.
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
i want an autoinjector not because i have trouble injecting, i just want something that looks more and more like a sci-fi healing item for my estradiol. if it could have a lil' speaker that makes the half-life healing station sound i'd be in hog heaven.
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another beautiful day of working outside on a day where it finally got a little bit warm. and its gonna be like this tomorrow, can't wait. i love mobbing around flushing, solving problems
February 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
another beautiful day of working outside on a day where it finally got a little bit warm. and its gonna be like this tomorrow, can't wait. i love mobbing around flushing, solving problems
god I hate that everything got worse so we can’t pressure politicians to hunt scam calls and texts. I hope someone can do the “no enemy phones” bill
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
god I hate that everything got worse so we can’t pressure politicians to hunt scam calls and texts. I hope someone can do the “no enemy phones” bill