isla
@demomolos.bsky.social
pronounced eye-luh. queens, ny. trans.
weeken time. body. tired. snowed on last day of seven day stretch. i have more salt in and around my body than before. i got to go where they keep the secret salt mountains. its president's day, we made this bread. now just to survive another week to get to next week's first paycheck
February 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
weeken time. body. tired. snowed on last day of seven day stretch. i have more salt in and around my body than before. i got to go where they keep the secret salt mountains. its president's day, we made this bread. now just to survive another week to get to next week's first paycheck
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no don’t go, must rub the tummy!
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 AM
no don’t go, must rub the tummy!
no don’t go, must rub the tummy!
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 AM
no don’t go, must rub the tummy!
pretty delirious going into the seventh day in a row of work. it can hard not to post and immediately fall on your face with a ridiculous typo.
February 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
pretty delirious going into the seventh day in a row of work. it can hard not to post and immediately fall on your face with a ridiculous typo.
oooo, i should make it a goal to eat the genovese capo founded italian place that i pass by at work a lot
February 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
oooo, i should make it a goal to eat the genovese capo founded italian place that i pass by at work a lot
what if the prince of darkness has been dropping not so subtle hints he's going to turn on us the moment he has the knife. what if the prince of darkness keeps making videos of him backing down from arguments with hitler.
Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell
February 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
what if the prince of darkness has been dropping not so subtle hints he's going to turn on us the moment he has the knife. what if the prince of darkness keeps making videos of him backing down from arguments with hitler.
third teeth third teeth third teeth third teeth
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
third teeth third teeth third teeth third teeth
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its really fucked up how the key to being easily employable in NYC is a driver's license.
February 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
its really fucked up how the key to being easily employable in NYC is a driver's license.
holiday pay for tomorrow, and then the weekend
February 15, 2026 at 9:34 PM
holiday pay for tomorrow, and then the weekend
I think there’s a conversation to be had about the internet being available but no one knows to just google things immediately in relation to Graham Platner’s tattoo, but that’s Maine business. That’s up to Pennywise and The Salem’s Lot vampires to figure out
February 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I think there’s a conversation to be had about the internet being available but no one knows to just google things immediately in relation to Graham Platner’s tattoo, but that’s Maine business. That’s up to Pennywise and The Salem’s Lot vampires to figure out
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i see some of my more libbed out friends on here repost this guy every once in a while which is crazy because like 80 percent of the stuff i see from him is shit like this.
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 PM
i see some of my more libbed out friends on here repost this guy every once in a while which is crazy because like 80 percent of the stuff i see from him is shit like this.
so what you’re telling me is that Luther played the boogie woogie. i understand, but what did he do after? I must know or am I to assume the world ends when it’s over? is Luther’s boogie woogie the final song of the world? god damn it tell me
February 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
so what you’re telling me is that Luther played the boogie woogie. i understand, but what did he do after? I must know or am I to assume the world ends when it’s over? is Luther’s boogie woogie the final song of the world? god damn it tell me
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in a rare media appearance, the real prime minister of the united kingdom reassures every child of briton and her empire that if you have something unsecured on the edge of a table, that is the prime minister's to knock over
Larry the cat celebrates 15 years as the British government’s official rodent-catcher and unofficial first feline, a reassuring presence who has served under six prime ministers. Sometimes it seems like they have served under him.
‘First feline’ Larry marks 15 years as Britain’s political top cat
Larry the cat is marking 15 years as Britain’s Chief Mouser at 10 Downing Street, a symbol of stability in turbulent political times.
bit.ly
February 15, 2026 at 9:49 AM
in a rare media appearance, the real prime minister of the united kingdom reassures every child of briton and her empire that if you have something unsecured on the edge of a table, that is the prime minister's to knock over
forklift certified? how would you feel if i had a commercial driver's license, playboy
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
forklift certified? how would you feel if i had a commercial driver's license, playboy
chocolates would go so hard right now. not because its valentines its just that i have a very bad sweet tooth and every day is a constant struggle not to consume candy 24/7. and yet she persists
February 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
chocolates would go so hard right now. not because its valentines its just that i have a very bad sweet tooth and every day is a constant struggle not to consume candy 24/7. and yet she persists
"he's just a streamer" that's the mayor of chicago in hasan's room.
February 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
"he's just a streamer" that's the mayor of chicago in hasan's room.
already lost about ten pounds in two weeks doing the job. hell yeah
February 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
already lost about ten pounds in two weeks doing the job. hell yeah
two more days till my freeking weeken
February 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
two more days till my freeking weeken
look 'ere pal, ain't no one drivin' up this block. the dick suckin' factory let everyone go and the whole town's goin' nuts. too many dicks ain't getting sucked the union way and that'll tank an economy big time
February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
look 'ere pal, ain't no one drivin' up this block. the dick suckin' factory let everyone go and the whole town's goin' nuts. too many dicks ain't getting sucked the union way and that'll tank an economy big time
Good News Ladies: More and more men are recycling their protein powder jugs into rock tumblers for arts and crafts. If he lifts, he might have a few polished things to gift you
February 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Good News Ladies: More and more men are recycling their protein powder jugs into rock tumblers for arts and crafts. If he lifts, he might have a few polished things to gift you
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Remember this lmao
February 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Remember this lmao
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this is who i expect to show up when i need Gravy Information.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
this is who i expect to show up when i need Gravy Information.
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