hell yeah

blessed garage fridge set up

every day I’m asking joker to stop pointing the Olivia Nuzzi Personal News Gun at me and you can assume how that goes

it’s crazy how many people would be fired from their job if they wrote this about a coworker and the New York Times paid the guy to tell everyone how he was given the horns of a cuckold by Mr Brain Worm. humiliation fetish forced onto the nation

the ultimate "got too important at work" moment

i just love that everyone in that press pool who has the moral constitution of a depressurized blob fish have to watch trump's eyes glitter with adoration for someone with a spine

watching the whole thing you can see trump smile bigger and bigger every time zohran stays on message, even when jack posobiec is asking him about a tax on white people

out of butter, but that's okay: i've got oil. so, we can par boil a few, and roast them till they're glassy and give 'em a little bit of rosemary. hell, think i've got some garlic i could throw in there. i've got half a container of greek yogurt and a lime, so i can make a dip too.

he brought a grey market house pre roll and a few gummies for a meeting that evokes the spirit of modern thanksgiving. he’s about tell JD he can’t come on the cousin walk

trust the process

god i need this job to start immediately

he dropped red orbs that you can spend at the skill shop when he passed

i am obsessed with the dragon holding the gun. gathering all the dragon balls to summon shenron and he's just like, check out my sick gun goku