isla
@demomolos.bsky.social
pronounced eye-luh. queens, ny. do you want some pictures of my cat dart, course ya do
cum is actually the healthiest thing rfk jr's eaten in years
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
cum is actually the healthiest thing rfk jr's eaten in years
it could be worse. showtime could be open mic comedians trying out their material on the train instead of dancing.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
it could be worse. showtime could be open mic comedians trying out their material on the train instead of dancing.
personally I think debt services and credit card companies should definitely let AI run their books. surely there wouldn’t be an entire erasure of all consumer debt when grok replaces the number three with a racist joke in every bill
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
personally I think debt services and credit card companies should definitely let AI run their books. surely there wouldn’t be an entire erasure of all consumer debt when grok replaces the number three with a racist joke in every bill
the Olivia Nuzzi/Ryan Lizza scandal shouldn’t be about any of the details, the scandal is that these people are employed by a newspaper
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
the Olivia Nuzzi/Ryan Lizza scandal shouldn’t be about any of the details, the scandal is that these people are employed by a newspaper
hello, I’m currently waiting for my job to start and still waiting on a benefits determination. I am still fighting with the landlord and awaiting a court date for my abuser. I still need help with bus fare and food expenses. if you can spare anything , my Venmo is @ denomolos
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
hello, I’m currently waiting for my job to start and still waiting on a benefits determination. I am still fighting with the landlord and awaiting a court date for my abuser. I still need help with bus fare and food expenses. if you can spare anything , my Venmo is @ denomolos
that got bros pussy wet
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
that got bros pussy wet
one thing that brings me joy in this world that i can do either rich or poor is cooking the hell out of a potato. if you got flame and a spud, you're closer to god than any billionaire.
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
one thing that brings me joy in this world that i can do either rich or poor is cooking the hell out of a potato. if you got flame and a spud, you're closer to god than any billionaire.
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
lara trump when eric gets in bed tonight:
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
lara trump when eric gets in bed tonight:
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everybody getting free buses if we let zohran stay another day
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
everybody getting free buses if we let zohran stay another day
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genuinely the hardest I’ve laughed out loud at a news report this decade
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
genuinely the hardest I’ve laughed out loud at a news report this decade
yeah i'm thinking for breakfast? a lil bit of rice. for lunch? oh that's gonna be a lil bit of rice. dinner? you guessed it, a lil bit of rice.
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
yeah i'm thinking for breakfast? a lil bit of rice. for lunch? oh that's gonna be a lil bit of rice. dinner? you guessed it, a lil bit of rice.
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not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
i am owning elon musk by using his website and tools and then promoting the use of those tools. he's never going to recover
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i am owning elon musk by using his website and tools and then promoting the use of those tools. he's never going to recover
the trump freak out over that video is hilarious because it proposes there's a five star general who wasn't going to do a military coup until Elissa Slotkin gave him permission
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
the trump freak out over that video is hilarious because it proposes there's a five star general who wasn't going to do a military coup until Elissa Slotkin gave him permission
today would be a wonderful day for It to happen
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
today would be a wonderful day for It to happen
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the legendary black list of amazing scripts are going to be used for Fortnite seasons while chatgpt keeps trying to create CSAM in Iron Man 6
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the legendary black list of amazing scripts are going to be used for Fortnite seasons while chatgpt keeps trying to create CSAM in Iron Man 6
day of remembrance. what a joke
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
day of remembrance. what a joke
its Macaroni Effigies. i am uncomfortable eating the eucharist of the ninja turtles
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
its Macaroni Effigies. i am uncomfortable eating the eucharist of the ninja turtles
lin manuel miranda will be in an earpiece coaching him through speaking to trump only in lines from andrew lloyd webber musicals
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
lin manuel miranda will be in an earpiece coaching him through speaking to trump only in lines from andrew lloyd webber musicals
the hare: this race will be so easy that I think I can take a nap
the ever determined tortoise:
the ever determined tortoise:
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
the hare: this race will be so easy that I think I can take a nap
the ever determined tortoise:
the ever determined tortoise:
getting thrown out of yet another city council meeting for having the integrity and guts to propose that we finally replace any and all references of Christopher Columbus with girthmasterr
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
getting thrown out of yet another city council meeting for having the integrity and guts to propose that we finally replace any and all references of Christopher Columbus with girthmasterr
personal venting: while still trying to get things in order after my ex-partner got violent with me, i would really like if her family would stop trying to talk to me when they were hands off during her months long decline. i do not need appeals to guilt or mercy from these people that did nothing
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
personal venting: while still trying to get things in order after my ex-partner got violent with me, i would really like if her family would stop trying to talk to me when they were hands off during her months long decline. i do not need appeals to guilt or mercy from these people that did nothing