skater clam of the skies
@stakethisclaim.bsky.social
foul-mouth Texas Catholic with a serious crafting problem. ADHD, pun fanatic, not an actual mollusk.
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Y’all, there is a Wishbone documentary!!!!
August 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Y’all, there is a Wishbone documentary!!!!
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
RHCP
Noah Kahan
Foo Fighters
alt-j
Paul Simon
RHCP
Noah Kahan
Foo Fighters
alt-j
Paul Simon
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Chris Botti
Childish Gambino
BlackPink
The Steeldrivers
Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers
Chris Botti
Childish Gambino
BlackPink
The Steeldrivers
Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
Harry Connick, Jr.
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
Harry Connick, Jr.
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
RHCP
Noah Kahan
Foo Fighters
alt-j
Paul Simon
RHCP
Noah Kahan
Foo Fighters
alt-j
Paul Simon
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🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
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once again asking for prayers for my mom and an important medical appt
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
once again asking for prayers for my mom and an important medical appt
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- St Paul
would all of God’s children please calm the fuck down
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
- St Paul
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Design in Fusion -> 3D Print on Form3 -> Clean & Cure -> Hand-paint with electrically conductive paint, wire model -> Electroform copper over 3D Printed form (left, shown) -> Thread 3D form under the metal that's become the cap liner -> Refine on wood lathe, sand for a very long time (right.)
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Design in Fusion -> 3D Print on Form3 -> Clean & Cure -> Hand-paint with electrically conductive paint, wire model -> Electroform copper over 3D Printed form (left, shown) -> Thread 3D form under the metal that's become the cap liner -> Refine on wood lathe, sand for a very long time (right.)
What if......... I made this Iris Van Herpen dress, and gave it a big swishy skirt?
www.showstudio.com/projects/des...
www.showstudio.com/projects/des...
Iris van Herpen | SHOWstudio
The inimitable fashion designer donated the pattern for a black sheath dress from her A/W 15 collection.
www.showstudio.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
What if......... I made this Iris Van Herpen dress, and gave it a big swishy skirt?
www.showstudio.com/projects/des...
www.showstudio.com/projects/des...
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Like seeing an old friend across the room. 🥺
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Like seeing an old friend across the room. 🥺
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FOR THE WIDOWS / FOR THE DOLLS / TIL I'VE ROBBED THE PALACE HALLS / TIL ALL THESE SHERIFFS FALL / AH SHOOT SHOOT MASTER ARCHER / AH SHOOT SHOOT GOOD MAN
May 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
FOR THE WIDOWS / FOR THE DOLLS / TIL I'VE ROBBED THE PALACE HALLS / TIL ALL THESE SHERIFFS FALL / AH SHOOT SHOOT MASTER ARCHER / AH SHOOT SHOOT GOOD MAN
I get a high every time I see one of @abigailmarkov.com's pens go out of stock. I'm not doing any of the work, but it gives me dopamine ALL THE SAME
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I get a high every time I see one of @abigailmarkov.com's pens go out of stock. I'm not doing any of the work, but it gives me dopamine ALL THE SAME
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It is Fatboy's 7th birthday today, and I, his mother who knows him well, gave him a book of supercars. Soon, I will have the stats of all of them memorized by proxy.
You've been warned.
You've been warned.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It is Fatboy's 7th birthday today, and I, his mother who knows him well, gave him a book of supercars. Soon, I will have the stats of all of them memorized by proxy.
You've been warned.
You've been warned.
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me at 17: I can't let anyone find out that I like Matchbox Twenty. that would be so embarrassing
me in my 30's:
me in my 30's:
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
me at 17: I can't let anyone find out that I like Matchbox Twenty. that would be so embarrassing
me in my 30's:
me in my 30's:
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Imagine if someone else said that about you. You'd shoot them in the head, and you'd be right to do it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Imagine if someone else said that about you. You'd shoot them in the head, and you'd be right to do it.
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This weightloss drug commercial has a woman who says that after losing 40 lbs, she "fell back in love with" herself. What a thing to say.
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This weightloss drug commercial has a woman who says that after losing 40 lbs, she "fell back in love with" herself. What a thing to say.
One day I will have enough dollars to get a 3D printer and not be a Cardboard Artiste when I want specific tools THAT APPARENTLY NO ONE ELSE WANTS
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
One day I will have enough dollars to get a 3D printer and not be a Cardboard Artiste when I want specific tools THAT APPARENTLY NO ONE ELSE WANTS
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🚨🚨🚨STUCK BOAT STUCK BOAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨
www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
738-foot freighter runs aground in Detroit River near Renaissance Center
A 738-foot freighter has run aground in the Detroit River near the Renaissance Center.
www.clickondetroit.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
🚨🚨🚨STUCK BOAT STUCK BOAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨
www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
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Yeah maybe if your face was on your butt.
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Yeah maybe if your face was on your butt.
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Calavera illustration by José Guadalupe Posada, c. 1890s. A popular satirical illustrator in Mexico, Posada became best-known for his skeleton images, which in turn have become the most popular imagery for celebrations of the Day of the Dead.
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Calavera illustration by José Guadalupe Posada, c. 1890s. A popular satirical illustrator in Mexico, Posada became best-known for his skeleton images, which in turn have become the most popular imagery for celebrations of the Day of the Dead.
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Only because it means there’s a skeleton at large
Sure, skeletons are scary, but a body without a skeleton is much scarier
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Only because it means there’s a skeleton at large
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They literally ruin everything they touch
Aaaaaand scene.
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Aaaaaand scene.
Busy looking at all my books, I guess.
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Busy looking at all my books, I guess.