🦃 Helena 🦃
@gohexyourself.bsky.social
Knitter*Reader*Tea Drinker*Granny*Awful pop music lover*Love me, love my cats*Always hopeful for a pony*Madly in love with @toomuchfunkk*member of Oxford Comma Enthusiasts since 2024
She/Her
We are holding our own
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🦃 Helena 🦃
@gohexyourself.bsky.social
· Oct 27
I had a dream that someone made a post about me here that said I was rude and that I smelled. All of my followers were like "true"
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/
My poor husband is experiencing an abundance of "no good deed goes unpunished" today.
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My poor husband is experiencing an abundance of "no good deed goes unpunished" today.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Oh FOR FUCK'S SAKE NFL
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Oh FOR FUCK'S SAKE NFL
I have been overly productive this weekend and why did I do that? Too much working and not enough loafing ☹️
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I have been overly productive this weekend and why did I do that? Too much working and not enough loafing ☹️
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November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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It does not matter how much I practice or how many videos I watch for techniques, my baguettes always wind up looking like double-ended dildoes 🤷♀️
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It does not matter how much I practice or how many videos I watch for techniques, my baguettes always wind up looking like double-ended dildoes 🤷♀️
60° F on November 15th is a sign from baby Jesus to put up your outdoor Xmas lights.
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
60° F on November 15th is a sign from baby Jesus to put up your outdoor Xmas lights.
Happy Opening Day of Deer Season to everyone who has been sitting in the woods for the last two hours. Good luck to you, and good luck to the deer.
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Happy Opening Day of Deer Season to everyone who has been sitting in the woods for the last two hours. Good luck to you, and good luck to the deer.
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Tomorrow night we are going to the Grown Up Book Fair at Sloan Museum. I'm putting this here because I will be talking myself out of going all day tomorrow so
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November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Tomorrow night we are going to the Grown Up Book Fair at Sloan Museum. I'm putting this here because I will be talking myself out of going all day tomorrow so
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I am happy there is a bread proofing setting on my oven because my kitchen is nowhere near warm enough for proofing.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I am happy there is a bread proofing setting on my oven because my kitchen is nowhere near warm enough for proofing.
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Tutivillus Is Watching You
For medieval scribes, mistakes couldn’t be easily shrugged off, as Tutivillus, the stickler demon, was always looking over their shoulders.
By: Amelia Soth
daily.jstor.org/tutivillus-i...
At PG:
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/subje...
#books #old_manuscripts
For medieval scribes, mistakes couldn’t be easily shrugged off, as Tutivillus, the stickler demon, was always looking over their shoulders.
By: Amelia Soth
daily.jstor.org/tutivillus-i...
At PG:
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/subje...
#books #old_manuscripts
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Tutivillus Is Watching You
For medieval scribes, mistakes couldn’t be easily shrugged off, as Tutivillus, the stickler demon, was always looking over their shoulders.
By: Amelia Soth
daily.jstor.org/tutivillus-i...
At PG:
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/subje...
#books #old_manuscripts
For medieval scribes, mistakes couldn’t be easily shrugged off, as Tutivillus, the stickler demon, was always looking over their shoulders.
By: Amelia Soth
daily.jstor.org/tutivillus-i...
At PG:
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/subje...
#books #old_manuscripts
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There are still a few of my '26 calendars left in this final printrun.I create each of my 📷s using recent research into the beneficial effects on the brain of looking at plants & items arranged neatly.
Each calendar's 12 high quality frameable prints-make smashing gifts:
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/silv...
Each calendar's 12 high quality frameable prints-make smashing gifts:
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/silv...
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
There are still a few of my '26 calendars left in this final printrun.I create each of my 📷s using recent research into the beneficial effects on the brain of looking at plants & items arranged neatly.
Each calendar's 12 high quality frameable prints-make smashing gifts:
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/silv...
Each calendar's 12 high quality frameable prints-make smashing gifts:
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/silv...
Reposting for a fellow Tigers fan
A 40 pound cattle dog I know is going up for adoption on the Multnomah County Animal Services website. This is a once in a lifetime dog and anyone who adopts her will be very lucky.
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Reposting for a fellow Tigers fan
I have been at work for 13 minutes and I've already spilled tea on my off-white pants. Think I'll get bbq for lunch and finish them off.
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I have been at work for 13 minutes and I've already spilled tea on my off-white pants. Think I'll get bbq for lunch and finish them off.
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November 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
I have given up and am watching Derry Girls again.
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have given up and am watching Derry Girls again.
I hate to tell you that *not powerful* men also get away with abusing vulnerable people all the time.
Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I hate to tell you that *not powerful* men also get away with abusing vulnerable people all the time.
Hello, we need a new toaster. Two-slice is good for us. Would enjoy a bagel setting.
NO I AM NOT GETTING A TOASTER OVEN
Anyway, recs?
NO I AM NOT GETTING A TOASTER OVEN
Anyway, recs?
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hello, we need a new toaster. Two-slice is good for us. Would enjoy a bagel setting.
NO I AM NOT GETTING A TOASTER OVEN
Anyway, recs?
NO I AM NOT GETTING A TOASTER OVEN
Anyway, recs?
A co-worker has asked me to check our security cameras because she lost a $6,000 bracelet at work yesterday. She can tell me everywhere she went in the building, but she can't tell me why in the hell she wore a $6k bracelet to work.
(The answer was "sorry, no" btw)
(The answer was "sorry, no" btw)
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A co-worker has asked me to check our security cameras because she lost a $6,000 bracelet at work yesterday. She can tell me everywhere she went in the building, but she can't tell me why in the hell she wore a $6k bracelet to work.
(The answer was "sorry, no" btw)
(The answer was "sorry, no" btw)
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I'm making meatloaf tonight and no one can stop me
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'm making meatloaf tonight and no one can stop me