skater clam of the skies
@stakethisclaim.bsky.social
foul-mouth Texas Catholic with a serious crafting problem. ADHD, pun fanatic, not an actual mollusk.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Like seeing an old friend across the room. 🥺
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Like seeing an old friend across the room. 🥺
It would be GREAT. I made separate size filters for the different buttons, from lil bitty 12L all the way up to a 42L. And they STACK
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It would be GREAT. I made separate size filters for the different buttons, from lil bitty 12L all the way up to a 42L. And they STACK
Aaaaaand scene.
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Aaaaaand scene.
Busy looking at all my books, I guess.
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Busy looking at all my books, I guess.
🎶won't they be impressed?
I am a genius
see how I transform this old rat
into a most delightful hat!🎶
I am a genius
see how I transform this old rat
into a most delightful hat!🎶
October 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
🎶won't they be impressed?
I am a genius
see how I transform this old rat
into a most delightful hat!🎶
I am a genius
see how I transform this old rat
into a most delightful hat!🎶
Why did they make him look like meme man
October 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Why did they make him look like meme man
AHAHAHA YES
September 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
AHAHAHA YES
This frog is giving me life this week.
September 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This frog is giving me life this week.
Dragon finished, now onto the pile of books!
September 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Dragon finished, now onto the pile of books!
Not entirely related, but seen on a reddit thread re: Diamante wagons:
September 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Not entirely related, but seen on a reddit thread re: Diamante wagons:
I really like fiddly projects. Current is a 'Bookwyrm' fpp I've been eyeing for A While, for the school library. He'll be sitting on top of a pile of books, and I'm really tempted to embroider on the names of books in the pile, just for funsies.
September 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I really like fiddly projects. Current is a 'Bookwyrm' fpp I've been eyeing for A While, for the school library. He'll be sitting on top of a pile of books, and I'm really tempted to embroider on the names of books in the pile, just for funsies.
I would just like to gently point out that the caption actually says, "who isn't reading *chapter books*" and not "who isn't reading *at all*."
There are people who struggle with reading and reading comprehension everywhere, and it's not limited to children.
There are people who struggle with reading and reading comprehension everywhere, and it's not limited to children.
September 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I would just like to gently point out that the caption actually says, "who isn't reading *chapter books*" and not "who isn't reading *at all*."
There are people who struggle with reading and reading comprehension everywhere, and it's not limited to children.
There are people who struggle with reading and reading comprehension everywhere, and it's not limited to children.
Except maybe a pile of them.
September 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Except maybe a pile of them.
Nothing better than puppies.
September 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Nothing better than puppies.
One thing about spending time as a professional "having to figure out how to make actual garments from drawings or pictures" person:
I am now very good at that.
I am now very good at that.
August 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
One thing about spending time as a professional "having to figure out how to make actual garments from drawings or pictures" person:
I am now very good at that.
I am now very good at that.
Deceptively Strong Girlies unite!
August 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Deceptively Strong Girlies unite!
My cardigan is FINISHED and is BLOCKING and I am going about 24 hours away from some Finish Dopamine, which is the BEST kind
August 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My cardigan is FINISHED and is BLOCKING and I am going about 24 hours away from some Finish Dopamine, which is the BEST kind
This
Is not what I thought they meant by Lift N Peel
🤬
Is not what I thought they meant by Lift N Peel
🤬
August 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This
Is not what I thought they meant by Lift N Peel
🤬
Is not what I thought they meant by Lift N Peel
🤬
Hey @solarfish.bsky.social does this count as a fun color?
August 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey @solarfish.bsky.social does this count as a fun color?
Also slowly improving my FMQ skills
August 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Also slowly improving my FMQ skills
Made my MIL what might be The Cutest Pillow Ever.
August 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Made my MIL what might be The Cutest Pillow Ever.