Most Excellent Theophilus
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Chief Medical Officer of Antifa
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people keep being like “hey sorry for the beef last week/year/decade” and I cannot even describe to you how little you care about or even remember any internet beef when you see 50 cars full of masked paramilitaries roll into your immediate neighborhood every day. all is forgiven, fight with us
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
people keep being like “hey sorry for the beef last week/year/decade” and I cannot even describe to you how little you care about or even remember any internet beef when you see 50 cars full of masked paramilitaries roll into your immediate neighborhood every day. all is forgiven, fight with us
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no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
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I feel like it's the job of the interviewer here to point out that unemployment and prices have both risen since he came back to office
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I feel like it's the job of the interviewer here to point out that unemployment and prices have both risen since he came back to office
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the reason why we must break the unions and force them to bend the knee to Woke is because they have failed at their singular job, which is to ensure the continued employment of highly abrasive blue collaroids
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
the reason why we must break the unions and force them to bend the knee to Woke is because they have failed at their singular job, which is to ensure the continued employment of highly abrasive blue collaroids
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I suspect that a lot of the wealthy owners and operators of national media outlets with kids in private schools fundamentally don't grasp that regular US citizens with kids in the public schools are FURIOUS because ICE is terrorizing THEIR NEIGHBORS and THEIR KIDS' BEST FRIENDS.
January 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I suspect that a lot of the wealthy owners and operators of national media outlets with kids in private schools fundamentally don't grasp that regular US citizens with kids in the public schools are FURIOUS because ICE is terrorizing THEIR NEIGHBORS and THEIR KIDS' BEST FRIENDS.
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There’s a big story everyone is missing—but this article hits on it.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
FDA deletes warning on bogus autism therapies touted by RFK Jr.‘s allies
The agency used to warn of chelation, used by RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine ally David Geier.
arstechnica.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
There’s a big story everyone is missing—but this article hits on it.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
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BREAKING: ICE agents in Minneapolis violently detained and arrested a U.S. citizen for one reason only: he refused to prove his citizenship.
No crime. No warrant. No probable cause.
No crime. No warrant. No probable cause.
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
BREAKING: ICE agents in Minneapolis violently detained and arrested a U.S. citizen for one reason only: he refused to prove his citizenship.
No crime. No warrant. No probable cause.
No crime. No warrant. No probable cause.
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Hey, anyone remember that time Republicans invented a whole, extremely thinly veiled way of saying "fuck Joe Biden" at every possible opportunity??
The Michigan auto worker who was flipped off by Trump after heckling him has reportedly been suspended
A Ford worker called out Trump. The president flipped him off. Now, he's been suspended. • Michigan Advance
A union-backed auto worker at Ford Motor Co. was caught on video heckling President Donald Trump when he visited a Dearborn factory on Tuesday ahead of his address to the Detroit Economic Club. The vi...
michiganadvance.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Hey, anyone remember that time Republicans invented a whole, extremely thinly veiled way of saying "fuck Joe Biden" at every possible opportunity??
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I am being completely serious when I say these are the moments where we begin developing left-lib wingnut welfare. We should make this guy rich and begin establishing the norm that you can get paid for being on our team.
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I am being completely serious when I say these are the moments where we begin developing left-lib wingnut welfare. We should make this guy rich and begin establishing the norm that you can get paid for being on our team.
This is cancel culture
Sabula has been suspended from his job at Ford, he tells @washingtonpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
This is cancel culture
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This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
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Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.
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Some people never went to the Holocaust museum in 7th grade and it shows
January 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Some people never went to the Holocaust museum in 7th grade and it shows
Dave & Buster's?
More like Lame and Busted
More like Lame and Busted
also, i somehow missed the giant jack daniel’s ad on the wall, but prominently highlighting jack daniel’s is going to get them mocked all the way into the sun, this is going to be fucking hilarious, it’s like doing a run special with captain morgan’s spiced, just the most mid, basic shit of all time
not for nothing, but “i think i am gonna get into being a whiskey guy” feels like a distinctly 00s or 10s thing, which is very funny given how badly weiss wants to be cutting edge
January 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Dave & Buster's?
More like Lame and Busted
More like Lame and Busted
They killed her because they didn't like her political beliefs and political actions. That's worse than picking a random person to kill.
your journalists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should
January 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
They killed her because they didn't like her political beliefs and political actions. That's worse than picking a random person to kill.
They're in the streets actively disobeying and getting shot.
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
They're in the streets actively disobeying and getting shot.
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Life in Minnesota is getting invited to the house of a lady who you met in a neighborhood signal chat because she said she needed a dozen whistles and then talking for an hour in her kitchen about how to develop an anti-ICE patrol for her kid’s fucking preschool.
January 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Life in Minnesota is getting invited to the house of a lady who you met in a neighborhood signal chat because she said she needed a dozen whistles and then talking for an hour in her kitchen about how to develop an anti-ICE patrol for her kid’s fucking preschool.
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The first movie studio that casts ICE as expendable villains in a John Wick/Takenesque revenge flick is going to be rolling in MCU-level profit on a shoe string budget.
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
The first movie studio that casts ICE as expendable villains in a John Wick/Takenesque revenge flick is going to be rolling in MCU-level profit on a shoe string budget.
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Sure is interesting how the Epstein stuff seems to make him madder than just about anything else.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Sure is interesting how the Epstein stuff seems to make him madder than just about anything else.
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You need to understand the heroism of these everyday people in Minneapolis minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/13/i...
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
You need to understand the heroism of these everyday people in Minneapolis minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/13/i...
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BREAKING:
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
BREAKING:
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
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Bolsonaro's in jail for 28 years, Yoon was successfully removed via impeachment, and now faces a death sentence for attempting a coup.
These are the total opposite of the failed Weimar—and now we can say American—approaches to dealing with right wing efforts to overthrow the political order.
These are the total opposite of the failed Weimar—and now we can say American—approaches to dealing with right wing efforts to overthrow the political order.
An independent counsel has demanded a death sentence for ex-South Korean leader Yoon Suk Yeol on rebellion charges in connection with his martial law imposition in 2024, a court confirms.
Independent counsel seeks death sentence for ex-South Korean leader Yoon over martial law imposition
A court in South Korea confirms that an independent counsel has demanded a death sentence for former President Yoon Suk Yeol on rebellion charges in connection with his martial law imposition in December 2024.
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Bolsonaro's in jail for 28 years, Yoon was successfully removed via impeachment, and now faces a death sentence for attempting a coup.
These are the total opposite of the failed Weimar—and now we can say American—approaches to dealing with right wing efforts to overthrow the political order.
These are the total opposite of the failed Weimar—and now we can say American—approaches to dealing with right wing efforts to overthrow the political order.
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That's a Russian Shahed drone in the middle
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 AM
That's a Russian Shahed drone in the middle