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Most Excellent Theophilus
@optimetheophile.bsky.social
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optimetheophile.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Worthy are you to receive the scroll and to break open its seals, for you were slain and with your blood you purchased for God those from every tribe and tongue, people and nation.
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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De Blasio: So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit,
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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someone skilled in graphic design could probably turn this into a pretty good Anti ICE flyer
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Two Italians yelling with the text [inarticulate Italian noises]
October 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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thoughts of a schmuck
A schmuck taking a public bathroom mirror selfie
October 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Unfortunately this is me when YouTube Music pulls up Lover after Life of a Showgirl
October 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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A sticker of trump pointing up at the eclipse with "I DID THAT!" under it
September 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Christians are why the Nazis lost the war and serpent of fascism was crushed under the heel of the righteous
A Catholic priest celebrates Mass on the hood of a Jeep on Omaha Beach
September 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...
A chimp, seeing a pedophile
September 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Live footage from the RFK Jr Tylenol autism press conference
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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who must go?
Jimmy Kimmel
September 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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@kalanthropos.bsky.social this you?
Guy at at a microphone with a thick beard and a wack haircut
September 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I think it's fucked up to sell a shirt depicting trump cosplaying as the guy who shot Kirk in the neck. Just one man's opinion
A shirt depicting trump in an olive drab hoodie with an American flag on it. He's holding a pump action shotgun, sitting on a cooler, and flanked by two dogs which are wearing baseball caps and gold chains. He's wearing jeans and work boots and he's in front of an American flag.
September 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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A Facebook user attempting to command Facebook to give them a new password by posting "new password"
September 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Top box: fighter jets flying over burning oil fields in the first Persian Gulf war with the caption "born too late to deploy to the Middle East" Middle box: a future Middle East being invaded by a floating boy captioned "born too early to deploy to the Middle East" Bottom box: the second Gulf war captioned "born just in time to deploy to the Middle East"
September 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM