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Most Excellent Theophilus
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once and future dust
northern yankee
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Chief Medical Officer of Antifa
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I ran into a couple in Rome recently who unabashedly complained about Woke and then explicitly mentioned that their adult children were "Latin Mass Goers" as if that is some kind of distinct and laudable category of Catholic. In that moment, I saw where Pope Francis was coming from.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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ICE won't allow communion to be given in detention centers because demons quail and shiver at the divine presence in the Host.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I support the Holy Office in its persecution of the American Heresy.
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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at the end of the day, market insurance cannot provide insurance for sick people. It isn’t because insurers are greedy (though they are); it’s because every insurer would go bankrupt.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
adulthood is realizing my grandma bought Barilla and Tuttorosso because they were the cheapest
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Personally, I would like to be the guy who loses money paying for health insurance. I’d like to be that guy for a long time.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM