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venmo to help my elderly cat with hyperthyroidism and kidney failure https://venmo.com/code?user_id=3928058205571118340

She/her cis & bi so you might have a chance

Pikmin Bloom account: 657744685225

Out fossil fishing 🐟🦴🪏⛏️
Pinned
I'm Tired of fighting with my brain to try to look normal. I'm neurodivergent and it's exhausting pretending otherwise
Cheese in a can, wtf Washington
the can looks like hell tbh. I did not forget that I had a bunch of cans of cheese in reserve, I just forgot how old this particular one was
January 30, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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just discovered I’ve got a can of 2007 Cougar Gold to crack for the Super Bowl, AMA
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Anyone know why acorns turn bullfinch-bright red, when they begin to germinate? It’s a colour on the woodland floor that I’ve always associated with spring, just-around-the corner!
January 30, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Every new Epstein files dump is like confirmation that the grandiose conspiracy theories aren’t depraved enough.
January 30, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Empathetic Bowfin asks “How are you doing?”
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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The anti-ICE/CBP rally in Chicago's Daley Plaza has grown significantly in just the last half hour.

The crowd is spilling out into street; I'd say there's over a thousand people here at this point.
January 30, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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no fucking way
January 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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For #FossilFriday, trace fossils of a solitary nesting insect (probably a wasp), with a near-vertical burrow & cocoon at its end, preserved in a paleosol (ancient soil) of the Two Medicine Formation (Late Cretaceous, ~ 75 mya), Montana. 🧪🪨⚒️
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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insisting on calling every mass day of protest or one-day boycott a "general strike" is not the move. it's good to see people rallying around the cause, it matters, but if you want to be part of a large-scale labor action that shuts down the gears of capital, start by unionizing your workplace!!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Me watching the winter rain come down as I'm driving around knowing it's probably worse on the coast: I kinda want to go to the beach rn
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Someone in the critical AI space should do research into the well-funded network of organizations that exist to indoctrinate business leaders into a kind of new age millenarian thinking about tech products. I know of a number of these orgs through incidental encounters but it deserves investigation.
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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The "MAGA" brand definitionally means self-centered boors who are incapable of behaving civilly, and so you have to let them break any rules about decency or ethical behavior because otherwise you would have no MAGA commentators and thus be "biased" and unfair
CNN employees can’t understand why Scott Jennings isn't required to adhere to the network’s editorial and ethics standards which are b binding on them and other opinion journalists. CNN can't explain why. www.thedailybeast.com/cnn-boss-con...
CNN Boss Confronted by Staff Over MAGA Pundit’s On-Air Behavior
Network employees can’t understand why Scott Jennings is not required to abide by the network’s editorial standards.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.

DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Alright we're done with seals for the day. Thanks for taking afew seconds from the horrors to enjoy the awwdorables ❤️ 🦭 🦑 #SealSky
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Don't be like this

(context: responding to someone else calling them "concentration camps", suggesting that that's divisive)
January 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
As a delivery driver this woman is perfect and beautiful and I love her. Nobody tell her she can have groceries delivered too

(Btw order directly from the grocery store not through instacart for the love of god, IC was literally the worst company I delivered for)
Ma'am you are spending 1/3 of your post-tax income on doordash
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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right now bluesky is kind of two entirely different communities mashed onto one website and i have found the purest distillation of that
January 30, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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This is huge news. I have spent the past 6 months wondering wtf was up with Amazon: they filed 380,000 AI-related CyberTipline reports to NCMEC in the first half of 2025.

Turns out ALL of it was known CSAM they found by screening their AI training data. It's NOT AI-generated or AI-morphed CSAM.
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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All my ex-girlfriends are starting to run together. I'm happy for them, very healthy activity
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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It is interesting when you talk to people and realize they have no conception of how to address societal ills outside of jail
January 29, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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He wasn’t traumatized by Vietnam…he was traumatized by woke…
Production is underway on JOHN RAMBO from director Jalmari Helander (Rare Exports, Sisu), a prequel starring Noah Centineo.

John Rambo takes audiences back, years before First Blood, diving deep into the experiences that forged one of the big screen’s most enduring characters.
January 29, 2026 at 11:20 PM