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venmo to help my elderly cat with hyperthyroidism and kidney failure https://venmo.com/code?user_id=3928058205571118340

She/her cis & bi so you might have a chance

Pikmin Bloom account: 657744685225

Out fossil fishing 🐟🦴🪏⛏️
Pinned
I'm Tired of fighting with my brain to try to look normal. I'm neurodivergent and it's exhausting pretending otherwise
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February 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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what
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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The government doesn't want you to know this but you can get by on just 10 minutes of sleep if you set your cerebrospinal fluid wash cycle to turbo
Waves of cerebrospinal fluid washing your brain while you sleep
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Dean Wade and Sam Merrill for the Cavs in the 3rd qtr:
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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this is the stuff they used to kill that little shoe in who framed roger rabbit
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Brother Gregor is concerned
February 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Sounding more innocent with each frantic post!
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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It’s actually pretty easy to beat Isaac Chotiner if you know what to do (wait until he completes his third attack sequence, roll behind him, use Flame Dart until you’re out of mana, hide under the gargoyle head until his Rage Wing Spin finishes, stun him with a Sylvan Dagger, equip the Thallslayer w
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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leftists sharing ai memes are doing everything wrong
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Lmao Joanne Rowling is breaking the law with her superyacht youtu.be/Y_13J2GR7fs?...
Harry Potter's Superyacht Breaking IMO Laws Sailing Wihtout Name Plate | SY Clips
YouTube video by SuperYacht News
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Such pricks. Glad I got Krauss ‘retired’ from his University post.
February 1, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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HEARTBREAKING: The Transphobic Pedophile Said Something Very Funny
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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The new season of heated rivalry is fuckin weird
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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this “chicago bail fund” and the entire network of newly registered bail funds are all scams. illinois made cash bail illegal in 2023 thanks to the incredibly hard work of many people, some of whom i know personally, so this is especially stupid
@forensicgarlic.bsky.social [@]chicagobailfund.bsky.social registered on Bluesky 20 days ago.

As did these "bail funds" for Boston, Seattle, and Portland.

Do you know if they are authentic?

idk the other followers. But could be sus also.
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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We all love Chotiner making his clever little remarks but he has been on a run of feeling so (correctly) disdainful of his subjects that it’s bordering on him going

Chotiner: so you’re just a big piece of shit aren’t ya?

Doug Warcrime: I guess so

Chotiner: seems that way
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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I’m not allowed to safely use a public bathroom because a literal island of pedophiles said trans people might be sketchy.

… and somehow that’s barely a sliver of the things that happened thanks to a literal island of pedophiles making stuff up.
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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that’s Philadelphia leaking into the cabin
Air to Ground Message:

FNTERRIBLE SMELL IN AREA AROUND TOILET 3ALC DSSEE ALSO LOG NO. XXXXXXX.

Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Boeing 777-200
A: #afc0356aa1d
F: #f204613d2f4

#acars #vdlm2
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Big "OJ Simpson pledging to find the real killer" vibe here
Michele Tafoya pledges that if elected to the US Senate she will investigate who is paying the protesters in Minnesota
February 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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I mean I'm not being funny but y'all know /why/ Taibbi specifically doesn't care right
The Twitter Files were the most scandalous and important documents ever but the ones about prominent politicians and members of the elite being pedophiles? Yawn
February 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Wings Of Winter!
Eastern Bluebird.

The eastern bluebird is a small North American migratory thrush found in open woodlands, farmlands, and orchards.

The bright-blue breeding plumage of the male, easily observed on a wire or open perch, makes this species a favorite of birders.

📸: @jazzphotodoc
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Lmao Michael Mann not thrilled with the propaganda stuff
February 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Male Western Bluebird (Sialia mexicana) last week on Sonoma Mtn. for #ShortLeggedBirds, #BirdOfTheDay. 💚
#Birds #NaturePhotos #iNat 📷
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM