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venmo to help my elderly cat with hyperthyroidism and kidney failure https://venmo.com/code?user_id=3928058205571118340
She/her cis & bi so you might have a chance
Pikmin Bloom account: 657744685225
Out fossil fishing 🐟🦴⛏️
She/her cis & bi so you might have a chance
Pikmin Bloom account: 657744685225
Out fossil fishing 🐟🦴⛏️
Pinned
It's Gloria!
@smilodonichthys.bsky.social
· Nov 23
I'm Tired of fighting with my brain to try to look normal. I'm neurodivergent and it's exhausting pretending otherwise
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An old story I heard about a grandpa telling their grandson before going to get hammered on his 21st birthday to drink 2 full glasses of olive oil so it "coats his stomach" so he can drink more alcohol, and as soon as he got to the bar he violently shit his pants.
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
An old story I heard about a grandpa telling their grandson before going to get hammered on his 21st birthday to drink 2 full glasses of olive oil so it "coats his stomach" so he can drink more alcohol, and as soon as he got to the bar he violently shit his pants.
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This guy felt curiosity for the first time in his life and was so fucking scared of it that he ran a mile in the other direction
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 AM
This guy felt curiosity for the first time in his life and was so fucking scared of it that he ran a mile in the other direction
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I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable.
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
IDF accepts Gaza Health Ministry death toll of over 71,000 Palestinians killed in the war
Although Many International Experts Have Accepted the Health Ministry's Data as Reliable, and Even Conservative Relative to the True Death Toll, Israel Had Refused to Accept the Health Ministry's Coun...
www.haaretz.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable.
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
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they should make a high caffeine diet coke
January 29, 2026 at 5:32 PM
they should make a high caffeine diet coke
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I say all this with love and in the hope young creators won’t burn themselves out or feel bad they can’t emulate this, because the real secret of any artist is often their partner’s full time job (and sometimes THEY are their partner’s full-time job—or they just have rich parents, sigh)
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I say all this with love and in the hope young creators won’t burn themselves out or feel bad they can’t emulate this, because the real secret of any artist is often their partner’s full time job (and sometimes THEY are their partner’s full-time job—or they just have rich parents, sigh)
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don’t worry, next week is christmas
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 PM
don’t worry, next week is christmas
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The drain covers do not bear the required product markings in violation of the mandatory safety standard under the Virginia Graeme Baker Pool and Spa Safety Act (VGBA), posing entrapment and drowning hazards.
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The drain covers do not bear the required product markings in violation of the mandatory safety standard under the Virginia Graeme Baker Pool and Spa Safety Act (VGBA), posing entrapment and drowning hazards.
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CPSC urges consumers to immediately remove, replace and dispose of the drain covers and to stop using pools with the drain covers until the covers have been replaced. Do not sell or give away these hazardous drain covers.
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
CPSC urges consumers to immediately remove, replace and dispose of the drain covers and to stop using pools with the drain covers until the covers have been replaced. Do not sell or give away these hazardous drain covers.
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CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to the seller, guangzhouruienlinmaoyiyouxiangongsi, of China, doing business as, Amber Brook. Amber Brook has not agreed to recall these swimming pool drain covers or offer a remedy to consumers.
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to the seller, guangzhouruienlinmaoyiyouxiangongsi, of China, doing business as, Amber Brook. Amber Brook has not agreed to recall these swimming pool drain covers or offer a remedy to consumers.
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CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Amber Brook Pool Drain Covers Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Entrapment and Drowning; Violates the Virginia Graeme Baker Pool and Spa Safety Act www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Amber Brook Pool Drain Covers Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Entrapment and Drowning; Violates the Virginia Graeme Baker Pool and Spa Safety Act www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
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We are under attack by the absolute worst ghouls on the planet and the people with power who said they would fight for us are listening to the imaginary constituents in their heads instead
Caring about your neighbors makes you an activist these days. What the fuck is wrong with this country such that basic human decency is a political position?
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
We are under attack by the absolute worst ghouls on the planet and the people with power who said they would fight for us are listening to the imaginary constituents in their heads instead
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Excellent topic! 🪶
January 29, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Excellent topic! 🪶
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Between the Suozzi townhall, this, and the MGP video today, it is becoming increasingly clear that Democratic leaders still do not really know how angry Democratic voters are at them.
There is a long summer ahead and there are going be a lot of hard primary fights. Good.
There is a long summer ahead and there are going be a lot of hard primary fights. Good.
You won't find @tomsuozzi.bsky.social statement on BS. He has an acct he just prefers X. Do NOT believe his lies. He knew what he was doing. Like many, he thought he could make blueMAGA Dems happy which is his base. Or he thought. He doesn't get to take back his vote, don't take back your opinions.
January 29, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Between the Suozzi townhall, this, and the MGP video today, it is becoming increasingly clear that Democratic leaders still do not really know how angry Democratic voters are at them.
There is a long summer ahead and there are going be a lot of hard primary fights. Good.
There is a long summer ahead and there are going be a lot of hard primary fights. Good.
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Fun fact: one year on @jococruise.bsky.social there was a dessert based on my infamous Valentine's Day burrito. Their version was actually terrific, made as it was by actual chefs.
youtu.be/8ATeneAfJhQ
youtu.be/8ATeneAfJhQ
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Fun fact: one year on @jococruise.bsky.social there was a dessert based on my infamous Valentine's Day burrito. Their version was actually terrific, made as it was by actual chefs.
youtu.be/8ATeneAfJhQ
youtu.be/8ATeneAfJhQ
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Do I blame "the Left" for Harris' defeat? No, there's lots of factors and frankly it was most of all anti-incumbency Malaise backlash, Gaza was imo just a particular subset's excuse.
But you can't really have it both ways, either you're an electorally impotent smol bean or you're a proud wrecker.
But you can't really have it both ways, either you're an electorally impotent smol bean or you're a proud wrecker.
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Do I blame "the Left" for Harris' defeat? No, there's lots of factors and frankly it was most of all anti-incumbency Malaise backlash, Gaza was imo just a particular subset's excuse.
But you can't really have it both ways, either you're an electorally impotent smol bean or you're a proud wrecker.
But you can't really have it both ways, either you're an electorally impotent smol bean or you're a proud wrecker.
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You know, leftists insisting that they did their bit in trying to elect Harris and it wasn't them would be more persuasive if a lot of the folks involved hadn't loudly gloated about their electoral power in the heady aftermath of her defeat, before they realized it would make everyone hate them.
January 29, 2026 at 4:29 PM
You know, leftists insisting that they did their bit in trying to elect Harris and it wasn't them would be more persuasive if a lot of the folks involved hadn't loudly gloated about their electoral power in the heady aftermath of her defeat, before they realized it would make everyone hate them.
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Saw a gentle sun dog yesterday evening. This was not long before hearing and then seeing an owl in a eucalyptus tree.
🌈🌳🦉
🌈🌳🦉
January 29, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Saw a gentle sun dog yesterday evening. This was not long before hearing and then seeing an owl in a eucalyptus tree.
🌈🌳🦉
🌈🌳🦉
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Ancient Greek silver stater (coin) with an octopus on the reverse side. 🐙
Minted in Eretria, Euboea, Greece, 500-480 BC.
Photo: British Museum www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o...
#Archaeology
#ReliefWednesday
Minted in Eretria, Euboea, Greece, 500-480 BC.
Photo: British Museum www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o...
#Archaeology
#ReliefWednesday
January 28, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Ancient Greek silver stater (coin) with an octopus on the reverse side. 🐙
Minted in Eretria, Euboea, Greece, 500-480 BC.
Photo: British Museum www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o...
#Archaeology
#ReliefWednesday
Minted in Eretria, Euboea, Greece, 500-480 BC.
Photo: British Museum www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o...
#Archaeology
#ReliefWednesday
Oh boy, the prosecution in the Brendan Banfield case just notified the judge they have a rebuttal witness with testimony directly contradicting Brendan's testimony. Naturally chat did a search on LinkedIn, he's one of Brendan's coworkers, or maybe a boss
L M A O
L M A O
January 29, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Oh boy, the prosecution in the Brendan Banfield case just notified the judge they have a rebuttal witness with testimony directly contradicting Brendan's testimony. Naturally chat did a search on LinkedIn, he's one of Brendan's coworkers, or maybe a boss
L M A O
L M A O
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Wait. Wait what? I knew about the cremini to portabella pipeline but I did not know it was also the button mushroom!
Fun fact: the Agaricus bisporus is *the* domesticated mushroom.
As a baby mushroom you know it as the cheap white button mushroom, as a kid mushroom it's called a cremini, as an adult it's called a portabella.
Same mushroom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricu...
As a baby mushroom you know it as the cheap white button mushroom, as a kid mushroom it's called a cremini, as an adult it's called a portabella.
Same mushroom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricu...
Agaricus bisporus - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Wait. Wait what? I knew about the cremini to portabella pipeline but I did not know it was also the button mushroom!
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Astoria the Wild Turkey walks around The Battery. She appears to be handling the snow and cold with her usual aplomb. 🦃 ❤️ ❄️
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Astoria the Wild Turkey walks around The Battery. She appears to be handling the snow and cold with her usual aplomb. 🦃 ❤️ ❄️
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January 29, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 3:02 PM