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Me: This show sucks
Boss: Again..this is a zoom meeting
Boss: Again..this is a zoom meeting
October 20, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Me: This show sucks
Boss: Again..this is a zoom meeting
Boss: Again..this is a zoom meeting
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I drink coffee, therefore I am.
October 12, 2023 at 3:38 PM
I drink coffee, therefore I am.
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WHY ARE WE HAVING A STAFF MEETING TO TALK ABOUT WHAT WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT IN FUTURE STAFF MEETINGS?
October 11, 2023 at 11:14 PM
WHY ARE WE HAVING A STAFF MEETING TO TALK ABOUT WHAT WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT IN FUTURE STAFF MEETINGS?
Today is my last day of being a sarcastic bitch, I swear.
October 12, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Today is my last day of being a sarcastic bitch, I swear.
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This is where we come to recycle our old jokes, right?
October 12, 2023 at 2:48 PM
This is where we come to recycle our old jokes, right?
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Why is singing in the shower acceptable but not doing plays?
October 10, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Why is singing in the shower acceptable but not doing plays?
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Boy Math is thinking Joe Rogan will make the pain go away
October 10, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Boy Math is thinking Joe Rogan will make the pain go away
My Twitter tweets are lame enough. There's no way I can be any better here.
October 8, 2023 at 9:34 PM
My Twitter tweets are lame enough. There's no way I can be any better here.
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What’s it called when you’re out of things to say so the convo ends?
Afterwords.
Afterwords.
October 6, 2023 at 9:00 PM
What’s it called when you’re out of things to say so the convo ends?
Afterwords.
Afterwords.
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I don’t think my therapist understood intrusive thoughts when I told her don’t turn around.
October 6, 2023 at 8:59 PM
I don’t think my therapist understood intrusive thoughts when I told her don’t turn around.
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Excuse me while I use this zoom call as a mirror to groom my beard
October 6, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Excuse me while I use this zoom call as a mirror to groom my beard
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“Do me a favor."
“Does it involve me getting up?”
“…Yes.”
“Sorry, but I don't give any favors.”
“Does it involve me getting up?”
“…Yes.”
“Sorry, but I don't give any favors.”
October 6, 2023 at 1:42 AM
“Do me a favor."
“Does it involve me getting up?”
“…Yes.”
“Sorry, but I don't give any favors.”
“Does it involve me getting up?”
“…Yes.”
“Sorry, but I don't give any favors.”
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I dunno what do you wanna talk about
October 5, 2023 at 9:09 PM
I dunno what do you wanna talk about
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Your phone battery lasts a really long time when nobody talks to you
October 5, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Your phone battery lasts a really long time when nobody talks to you
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Love it when you knock on someone's door and all their dogs freak out and they answer the door mad at you
October 5, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Love it when you knock on someone's door and all their dogs freak out and they answer the door mad at you
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I think Columbus Day is a bullshit holiday, but if my employer tells me to take the day off I’ll accept it.
October 5, 2023 at 5:29 PM
I think Columbus Day is a bullshit holiday, but if my employer tells me to take the day off I’ll accept it.
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It has come to my attention that Candy Crush is NOT a dating app for people with Type 2 Diabetes.
October 5, 2023 at 5:30 PM
It has come to my attention that Candy Crush is NOT a dating app for people with Type 2 Diabetes.
My safe word is cattywampus.
October 5, 2023 at 5:33 PM
My safe word is cattywampus.
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
September 12, 2023 at 3:48 AM
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean