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Cal Neuvost
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I am a spooky skeleton (inside) ☼ NYC born & raised ☼ he or they
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A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Bye
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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The panini grill broke down so I just drew the lines on with a felt pen
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Grand opening, grand closing.

X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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The Los Angeles Record
November 22, 1921
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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pulling my pants down on the Carnival cruise and yelling "MASTER AND COMMANDO"
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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men only want one thing and it's the ability to know the difference between whether they are just hungry or if they are experiencing a serious of confusing emotions that they don't understand
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I love this one a lady did about punctuation marks
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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let's kick this weekend off with the Game Boy Advance Need for Speed Underground version of Get Low
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Good morning to everyone who could be in jail but they’re not
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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You’ll find me and my villainy posing here: thelibrariansfilm.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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This pedestrian bridge between a parking garage and a Home2 Suites by Hilton does *not* need to go this hard.
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Knock knock. Who's there? ...who's there? I don't see anyone out there, but the knocking is getting louder and more insistent. Please, who's there, I'm scared.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Okay, so the way this scam normally works is that PACs and other political fundraising groups order pallets of the books in question - thousands of copies. This catapults it into bestseller lists and coincidentally sells enough to cover the publisher advance (weird how that works out).
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.

Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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can someone explain to me how ring cameras are anything but security theatre for people who cooked their brains on true crime podcasts in 2018? like the number of random break ins that occur in the suberbs these things are marketed in is minuscule
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM