Six31
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Drinks tea out of a soup mug. Pockets are filled with bits of plastic the cat was trying to chew on. Can never remember which one's C.S. Lewis and which one's Lewis Carroll. As elusive as Robert Denby.
I can hear it
"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!"
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'
- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'
- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
January 24, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I can hear it
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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When you were a kid and you had to eat a food you didn’t like, sometimes you could put a bunch of ketchup on it and that would help get it down. This also works with music. If you hear a track you don’t like, try eating a bunch of ketchup while you listen to it and you might find it more palatable.
January 22, 2026 at 5:49 PM
When you were a kid and you had to eat a food you didn’t like, sometimes you could put a bunch of ketchup on it and that would help get it down. This also works with music. If you hear a track you don’t like, try eating a bunch of ketchup while you listen to it and you might find it more palatable.
Caved and bought my first pair of Crocs. I still think they're goofy looking, but I get it now
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Caved and bought my first pair of Crocs. I still think they're goofy looking, but I get it now
Window sticker seen on my commute: Ain't no hood like Motherhood
January 22, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Window sticker seen on my commute: Ain't no hood like Motherhood
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me, talking to the cats: “is there any way for me to convince you not to take that particular course of action”
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 PM
me, talking to the cats: “is there any way for me to convince you not to take that particular course of action”
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anything else going on there today
Yes it’s cold in Minnesota—but we embrace it. John and I were in Hastings with Mayor Fasbender for Hockey Day Minnesota to watch my alma mater, Wayzata High School, take on Rogers. Photo taken with parents right after their son scored a goal!
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
anything else going on there today
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
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Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?
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January 20, 2026 at 8:41 PM
1) Walmart has mostly been kicked to the fringes of Minneapolis because Target reigns supreme up there
2) I once worked for the Brooklyn Park Walmart, they speak English just fine up there.
2) I once worked for the Brooklyn Park Walmart, they speak English just fine up there.
January 21, 2026 at 12:55 AM
1) Walmart has mostly been kicked to the fringes of Minneapolis because Target reigns supreme up there
2) I once worked for the Brooklyn Park Walmart, they speak English just fine up there.
2) I once worked for the Brooklyn Park Walmart, they speak English just fine up there.
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This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 AM
This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...
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This ziploc bag has a baby ziploc bag budding from it, like a barnacle or a sponge
January 19, 2026 at 7:11 AM
This ziploc bag has a baby ziploc bag budding from it, like a barnacle or a sponge
Either she went and got a chin implant without telling us or somebody ate a bee
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Either she went and got a chin implant without telling us or somebody ate a bee
The quiz says I'm Kermit, but I know in my heart I'm Scooter
January 19, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The quiz says I'm Kermit, but I know in my heart I'm Scooter
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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It was a better time
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
It was a better time
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I don't even drink, and this is rad as freaking hell!
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the
January 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I don't even drink, and this is rad as freaking hell!
Finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 last night and whoo boy that one's gonna stick with me a while. Lots of sidequest stuff I can go back and do, but I'm less worried about spoilers now. I highly recommend giving it a go, I enjoyed my time with it immensely
January 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 last night and whoo boy that one's gonna stick with me a while. Lots of sidequest stuff I can go back and do, but I'm less worried about spoilers now. I highly recommend giving it a go, I enjoyed my time with it immensely
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Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, passed away today from cancer. Despite what he later became, he was an enormous inspiration to me, and I think a lot of the comedic flow I do still derives from him.
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, passed away today from cancer. Despite what he later became, he was an enormous inspiration to me, and I think a lot of the comedic flow I do still derives from him.
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January 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Gee, I'm sure glad I managed to grab some RAM before the price hikes.
January 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Gee, I'm sure glad I managed to grab some RAM before the price hikes.
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋