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George of the Bungle
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Mad Hatter and bad @'er. I scare dentists.
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Mentally I’m here:
October 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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SON: There's a new kid in my class. I think his name is Bill...or Billy

ME: Or Mac or Buddy?

HIM:

WIFE: *from another room* ALL I WANNA DO, IS HAVE SOME FUN
August 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Again, it must be asked, if this administration were trying to sabotage the country and intentionally screw over its own citizens, what would they do differently?
August 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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yuck i got brain in my head
August 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Happy Father's Day to all who served
June 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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White House reporters should just start asking Trump who the good guys are in every piece of media he consumes
June 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
without downloading any pics, where are you mentally
June 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Every time I say “that’s crazy” just know I don’t mean it. I’m barely listening. I’m picturing a small frog with a job.
June 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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a Yemeni child raising an F-18 out of the Red Sea like an X-wing
May 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Swab this kazoo for a chance to win who the killer is
May 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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she better run
May 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Happy Mother's Day to all who observe.
May 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Reopen Alcatraz! Reintroduce balloon races around the world! Bring back polio! Watch BJ and the Bear on Betamax! Laudanum for all your aches & pains! Follow the Mayan calendar! Outrun an allosaurus! Crawl from the primordial ooze to work!
May 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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imagine sex with me

wrong

more corn dogs
May 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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the worst thing about catching an actual twitter shadowban for being too woke or poly or whatever is that you can’t even complain about it or you sound like this guy who ran over his dog
May 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Two months between "See you in court" to making Trump a chump in court. No complying in advance or kissing his ass only to get neck-stomped in the end anyway. That's how you fucking do it.
May 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hey @endeavorance.camp, as a software guy, you have any thoughts on this Skylight Social app?
April 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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March 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Fact-check: True
March 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I would much rather be a socially awkward adult who is super obsessed with plushies and furbies and Neopets than experience having measles for one minute
Vaccines don't cause autism but if they did a bunch of alive autistic adults is much better than polio and having polio and dying of polio
March 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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sick of all the complaints that the humidity in our biodome is "basically piss." it's called evaporation, dumbass. the humidity outside is basically piss too, then
October 23, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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Just set your clock 92 hours forward. Time isn’t real
March 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM