Receptive Kenergy
@shmaesh.bsky.social
Adult Human Criminal
ne/nem/nir
ne/nem/nir
England, no one fucking cares who you hate. You put raw sewage in your water
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 PM
England, no one fucking cares who you hate. You put raw sewage in your water
If the rest of you really hated us so much you'd bomb us already, cowards
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 PM
If the rest of you really hated us so much you'd bomb us already, cowards
If you must drive In The Weather, do so like you have an open cauldron of chili balanced on a baby's lap in the back seat
Hey southerners, put a bunch of containers of kitty litter in your car right now. Put it under your front wheels if you get stuck and it will often give you enough traction to get out.
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 PM
If you must drive In The Weather, do so like you have an open cauldron of chili balanced on a baby's lap in the back seat
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They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM
They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
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He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
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i am GOING TO get my hopes up every single time. NOT because i am gullible or desperate but because it is FUN
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
i am GOING TO get my hopes up every single time. NOT because i am gullible or desperate but because it is FUN
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
gonna go jerk off about it, anyone want anything?
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
gonna go jerk off about it, anyone want anything?
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Smdh there's a pool on air force 1 now, your tax dollars at work folks
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Smdh there's a pool on air force 1 now, your tax dollars at work folks
the tiger only has to win once
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 AM
the tiger only has to win once
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A biblically accurate angel but the eyes are all vaginas
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 AM
A biblically accurate angel but the eyes are all vaginas
sharting, hyperventilating, throwing up
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 AM
sharting, hyperventilating, throwing up
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You know who else had a minor electrical issue
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
You know who else had a minor electrical issue
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![meme from fallout 4, view of urban buildings with a green text overlay reading [Everyone disliked that.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ttxxnn4i6efjj5ntpynaby3o/bafkreicjtcw77d3g42e2ouinl6m5mdrbxqshfpyih5e7hb6qoaixdbj7le@jpeg)
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maybe air force one is also going to vienna, virginia now
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 AM
maybe air force one is also going to vienna, virginia now
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So I went down to the Cardassian Kum&Go and
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 AM
So I went down to the Cardassian Kum&Go and
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Saying NO YOU'RE TELLING IT WRONG to my lawyer and then telling the jury a way funnier version of my crime.
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Saying NO YOU'RE TELLING IT WRONG to my lawyer and then telling the jury a way funnier version of my crime.
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they gotta be trolling me
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
they gotta be trolling me
jesus fucking wept
Residents are searching the parks because ICE is dumping heavily injured detainees in the middle of the parks; three confirmed, five unconfirmed, one with a skull fracture and open head wound.
#FuckICE #Pinks #ProudBlue #Detainees #Resist #Minnesota
#FuckICE #Pinks #ProudBlue #Detainees #Resist #Minnesota
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 AM
jesus fucking wept
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Look who just endorsed the January 23 Minnesota-wide shutdown to protest the federal assault! “No work, no school, no shopping.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Look who just endorsed the January 23 Minnesota-wide shutdown to protest the federal assault! “No work, no school, no shopping.”
I most prefer the Persian Target if I'm honest though
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I most prefer the Persian Target if I'm honest though
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This is how much bigger the United States is than the United States
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This is how much bigger the United States is than the United States
Fantastic I can no longer thing of anything but the somaliwalimart
somaliwalimart
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Fantastic I can no longer thing of anything but the somaliwalimart
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i’m here you fuckaas bitch
January 21, 2026 at 1:36 AM
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
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I got my
ASS KICKED
at the
SOMALIAN WALMART IN MINNEAPOLIS.
ASS KICKED
at the
SOMALIAN WALMART IN MINNEAPOLIS.
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I got my
ASS KICKED
at the
SOMALIAN WALMART IN MINNEAPOLIS.
ASS KICKED
at the
SOMALIAN WALMART IN MINNEAPOLIS.