Receptive Kenergy
@shmaesh.bsky.social
Adult Human Criminal
ne/nem/nir
ne/nem/nir
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“I watch Enterprise for the plot.”
The Plot:
The Plot:
![T’Pol, in light blue satin pajamas sits behind a shirtless Trip on a bed. As she applies some pressure to areas of his back he [ GASPS ] and makes an “O” face.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:czhgh4x2hh5usidn3bsgqk3r/bafkreibmkzu6vt77lk35ssncaiulhu4faohao2sgbs6vjxr7sjrqezxc24@jpeg)
June 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“I watch Enterprise for the plot.”
The Plot:
The Plot:
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Sagittarius: Your family has already planted a tree on the spot where you're to be buried. It's nothing sinister exactly they just all agree it should be "so big and hungry for [you]." Little bit sinister.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sagittarius: Your family has already planted a tree on the spot where you're to be buried. It's nothing sinister exactly they just all agree it should be "so big and hungry for [you]." Little bit sinister.
Oh so you went to a play party without me last night? Cool, no -- me?? I'm not mad at all. That's completely unrelated to why I'm creeping around inside your walls wym
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh so you went to a play party without me last night? Cool, no -- me?? I'm not mad at all. That's completely unrelated to why I'm creeping around inside your walls wym
fetlife what in the FUCK is an alpha submissive I am tired of learning new terms
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
fetlife what in the FUCK is an alpha submissive I am tired of learning new terms
found out the other day that hard alcohol sales are down in my state by over 15% for the year. We really are gonna have riots aren't we
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
found out the other day that hard alcohol sales are down in my state by over 15% for the year. We really are gonna have riots aren't we
My tits are so fucking fat I've started worrying about perimenopause.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My tits are so fucking fat I've started worrying about perimenopause.
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just found out my wife of 20 years was actually a series of shitposts i imagined
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
just found out my wife of 20 years was actually a series of shitposts i imagined
back on my bullshit (obsessively want a russian domesticated fox)
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
back on my bullshit (obsessively want a russian domesticated fox)
same
As a Bi, there's one event from my childhood that's imprinted as a key sexual awakening:
I was playing w/ my Stretch Armstrong & a girl friend. We were stretching him as far as we could (as kids were want to do), when my friend lost her grip; Stretch flew towards me & smacked the fk outta my mouth.
I was playing w/ my Stretch Armstrong & a girl friend. We were stretching him as far as we could (as kids were want to do), when my friend lost her grip; Stretch flew towards me & smacked the fk outta my mouth.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
same
You just can't go around rubbing people with Spirit Halloween polyester it's cruel
at the kink party the man was fondling someone by the bonfire and the fuck nerd community is so fun because the woman he was handling gushed 'THANK YOU' when I silently walked up and just yanked his Mermaidman gloves right off for her sake
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You just can't go around rubbing people with Spirit Halloween polyester it's cruel
at the kink party the man was fondling someone by the bonfire and the fuck nerd community is so fun because the woman he was handling gushed 'THANK YOU' when I silently walked up and just yanked his Mermaidman gloves right off for her sake
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
at the kink party the man was fondling someone by the bonfire and the fuck nerd community is so fun because the woman he was handling gushed 'THANK YOU' when I silently walked up and just yanked his Mermaidman gloves right off for her sake
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I didn't know there was a chamber of commerce meeting happening when i went to my local bakery/cafe this morning, but someone came up to me and said, in the most white liberal woman tone,
"yay! more diversity! let me get you a name tag, you can write your pronouns on it too"
just call me a slur😮💨
"yay! more diversity! let me get you a name tag, you can write your pronouns on it too"
just call me a slur😮💨
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I didn't know there was a chamber of commerce meeting happening when i went to my local bakery/cafe this morning, but someone came up to me and said, in the most white liberal woman tone,
"yay! more diversity! let me get you a name tag, you can write your pronouns on it too"
just call me a slur😮💨
"yay! more diversity! let me get you a name tag, you can write your pronouns on it too"
just call me a slur😮💨
why aim small? Hate your parents
My name is Ellen Rigby. I hate the song.
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
why aim small? Hate your parents
For the first time in my life, really, I could just ... go. I could leave the country. I could fucking LEAVE the country. I can just travel because I fucking want to now
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
For the first time in my life, really, I could just ... go. I could leave the country. I could fucking LEAVE the country. I can just travel because I fucking want to now
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the only thing that can stop a bad guy giving a blowjob is a good guy giving a blowjob
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the only thing that can stop a bad guy giving a blowjob is a good guy giving a blowjob
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no one hates leftists more than other leftists. thats why real leftists have to be able to organize and work with and be in community with people they absolutely fucking despise.
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
no one hates leftists more than other leftists. thats why real leftists have to be able to organize and work with and be in community with people they absolutely fucking despise.
Trying to convince my friend that it's fine if she fucks the man I'm seeing like 'I bet you could get him to look at *you* like he doesn't care if you die. get it, girl!'
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Trying to convince my friend that it's fine if she fucks the man I'm seeing like 'I bet you could get him to look at *you* like he doesn't care if you die. get it, girl!'
I started telling everyone I love them whenever I want when covid started and I have never regretted it. Tell the pharmacist you love them, who cares; the world is ending
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I started telling everyone I love them whenever I want when covid started and I have never regretted it. Tell the pharmacist you love them, who cares; the world is ending
you can't talk to me like this unless you're also ashing on my tongue
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
you can't talk to me like this unless you're also ashing on my tongue
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May your water always taste as good as it does during that 3am wake-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night
T H O R S T
T H O R S T
November 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
May your water always taste as good as it does during that 3am wake-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night
T H O R S T
T H O R S T
Accidentally bought YA tank tops instead of grown up ones and the extra snuggness slaps, actually.
November 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Accidentally bought YA tank tops instead of grown up ones and the extra snuggness slaps, actually.
gonna sing him happy birthday Monroe-style even tho he begged me not to
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
gonna sing him happy birthday Monroe-style even tho he begged me not to
I know I have the right social circle because the halloween party ended up being everyone coincidentally in black and white costumes and ... .Frog and Toad
November 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I know I have the right social circle because the halloween party ended up being everyone coincidentally in black and white costumes and ... .Frog and Toad
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my special interest is being mad online
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my special interest is being mad online
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