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shmaesh.bsky.social
Receptive Kenergy
@shmaesh.bsky.social
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shmaesh.bsky.social
this is what he changed his display name to (briefly) in signal. Deeply unserious
screencap from signal that shows the signal note that 'Adversary changed their profile name to Homeless, Bruised n Beat, Phoneless, Carless, Broke.'
September 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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rsing with alt because '[we are still litigating mean tweets]' has me dying
Two tweets from a thread by Nick Wallis on twitter as he live-reports Graham Lineham in court for being a public danger Tweet 1: '[we are still litigating mean tweets] P you say watch how Buffalo Bill ... who is Buffalo Bill GL Buffalo Bill is based on silence of the lambs baddie who likes to kill women and wear their skin P is this not aimed at SB's TG identity GL what is a TG identity? explain that 2nd tweet: P do you think it' acceptable to compare someone to a serial killer because they are TG GL when their behaviour is about harassing women P it's very abusive GL it is'
September 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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My mans fucking hates flowers I guess
A screencap of @clydebscro.bsky.social's page, which shows that he has blocked me
August 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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oh I'm literally living my favorite e.e. cummings line jesus fucking christ someone help
excerpt of '[since feeling is first]' which reads: 'my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom'
August 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I fucking love this shit. Inject every doomed voyage into my veins
Wikipedia exerpt that reads: 'De Long was unaware, as he prepared to sail, that the United States Coast and Geodetic Survey was studying the latest hydrographical and meteorological data obtained from its research ships in the Bering Sea. The material indicated conclusively that, contrary to Bent's theories, the Kuro Siwo had no perceptible effect on the areas north of the Bering Strait. The survey's report went on to dismiss the entire concept of "gateways" and a warm polar sea. By the time these conclusions were published, Jeannette had sailed, and De Long remained in ignorance of this information.'
August 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
shmaesh.bsky.social
Dudes rock
cap of part of a wikipedia entry (on George W. De Long's Jeannette expedition) that reads: 'As well as collecting scientific data and animal specimens, De Long discovered three islands and claimed them for the United States in the summer of 1881. The government did not endorse this claim, and the islands are under Russian jurisdiction.'
August 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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screencap of text messages that says 'awwww I think that's sweet' and 'Katie I'm talking about getting peed on'
August 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Screencap of a skeet from July, 2024 from @hypercubexl.bsky.social that reads: 'behave or you're gonna get "this person"ed by a cis person'
August 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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lmaoooooooo
screencap of a skeet with the poster's name cropped out. They replied a single furious emoji to the New Yorker. In reply to that (because OP appears to possibly be a woman) a bot called @benjamibsky.social has replied 'Hello dear! Your profile truly shines with warmth and authenticity. The way you post, share photos, and interact with others suggests a captivating personality that I'm eager to learn more about. If you're open to forging new connections, I'd be thrilled if you'd consider to send me a message.'
August 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Jonathan Frakes as William Riker from Star Trek TNG looking extremely sexually hungrily at the viewer
August 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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omw
The Grinch, in knee high platform stilettos, black corset, santa hat and elbow gloves, crouching to pour nemself a big gulp
August 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Ryan Gosling as Ken, in his day-glo swirl 'Kenough' hoodie, waving lovingly
August 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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cool cool cool. Omw over to talk
an image of someone slicing up some hard salami with the extremely clearly telegraphed comparison between salami and penis
August 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
shmaesh.bsky.social
And the whole of the law is this
David Lynch as Gordon Cole in S3 Twin Peaks bellowing 'FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!'
July 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Omg reskeeting to add alt-text because this is a tragedy fr. RIP to a hero
A tweet from Jackie_Buddie (posted today) which reads: 'It's with great sadness that my Auntie Cathy (Rutherford) has very suddenly passed away this week. Born in Glasgow my Auntie Cathy was a trade unionist to the core and remained politically active her whole life. this famous clip shows you exactly where she stood' This is quote-attached to a Miners_Strike tweet from 2024 which includes the famous news clip of a very angry Scottish lady absolutely BAGGING on Thatcher when she died and reads: 'A good time to remind everyone of this scottish lady who was interviewed when Margaret Thatcher died. 'I'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back'
July 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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MENS! Take notes!
Skeet exchange between me and Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp which reads: CWB - Being offshore after dark is always a weird feeling me - how offshore CWB - how far you tryna go bbyzirl? [kissy emoji]
July 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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An image of Simba with a cub on his head and Nala (probably?) on Pride rock at night, gazing up into the stars where Mufasa sparkles as a sky image. The text above Nala and Simba reads 'WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I WANT TO KILL THE OLD PPL PERSONALLY MYSELF I'M NOT EVEN A HOSPICE NURSE' [this is all an unfunny joke based on the conflict referenced in the thread]
July 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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None percent surprise lol

spankpls.com/bdsm-test
Kink test results from the link in the skeet that read: 'The Pain Artisan 100.0% match Pain, to you, is an art form—a language spoken through the body. Whether you’re the one crafting it or the one receiving it, you understand its nuances, its ebb and flow. You know how to wield it with precision or surrender to it with grace, finding pleasure in its intensity. For you, pain is not just a sensation but a journey, a way to explore limits, vulnerability, and trust. It’s a dance where every sting, every ache, is a note in a symphony only you and your partner can hear.'
June 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Scraped to add alt text because I find this unreasonably fucking funny lmao
A four panel meme titled 'the 2024 nuclear family' which features l-r and t-b, Dr House labelled 'neurodivergent dad', Dr Wilson labelled 'male mom', Dr Cameron as 'daughter' and Dr Chase as 'woke dog'
June 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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A screengrab of this skeet from the main feed so the replies are collapsed with the 'view full thread' link in the middle. The original skeet from alber reads 'and then it hit me. rawdogging isn't just a thing we do, it's a way of life' followed by the full thread link then two replies which read (from SigmundFrood and Emma TM, respectively): 'Maybe, I dunno. You guys put them in jars with water or something don't you?' and 'jars and cans with some substance'
June 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I am the golden child
Screencap of a google search. The input question is 'help I fell down bracelets or whatever'. The results are completely helpful for someone looking to hook up a senior loved one with basic fall mitigation tools
June 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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A screengrab of the quoted skeet as found on the Discover feed lol. Original skeet from ceej.online reads 'just nuke the discover feed. the kind of users who want a service-level algorithm to feed them content are not the same people I want interacting with my posts, generally'
June 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Mufasa's ghost majestically appeared over Pride Rock with, idk, maybe Nala and Simba looking on from below? Text has been added that reads 'WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I WANT TO KILL THE OLD PPL PERSONALLY MYSELF IM NOT EVEN A HOSPICE NURSE'
June 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Mads Mikkelsen holding a half-eaten sandwich and staring over it so bleakly that we can only conclude he is listening to Werner Herzog in the headphones he's wearing
June 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Oh guess it's time for this again
A silver fridge front with a lot of letter magnets bunched up around the top of the image. At center, a space has been cleared and the letters arranged to read: 'SCOTUS Is a Fuck kilL Em a11 410 757 864 530 Dead judge'
June 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM