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patrick m.
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bird app refugee | #Philly born n' bred | livin' on an island in the (rising) sun | suffering Philly sports fan | #TKLittles | #TempleOwls

If you get confused, listen to the music play 🎶
Pinned
This other man I had dreamed
A drunken, vainglorious lout.
He had done most bitter wrong
To some who are near my heart,
Yet I number him in the song;
He, too, has resigned his part
In the casual comedy;
He, too, has been changed in his turn,
Transformed utterly:
A terrible beauty is born.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
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Bezos: You get those Super Bowl ads done for Ring and Alexa?

Marketer: Sure did boss, real fucking creepy, just like you asked.

Bezos: Cool.
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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All this Ring hate is heartwarming. I’m about to tear up.
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Congratulations to the Jets for drafting a Super Bowl champion QB
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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Tomorrow is a great day to rip the Ring cameras off your house and smash them with hammers.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Tokyo/Japan photo people: thinking I'm going to sell my Hasselblad kit. The 500C/M body needs serviced, but it shouldn't be hard to repair. Body, 80mm CFE, lens hood, WL finder, prism finder, two 120 backs, and some other accessories. I love it, but It's time to let it go.
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
“I’ll squirt you when I’m walking by…?!”

#SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Patriots on the wrong side of the two most dominant defensive performances in a Super Bowl

The question will be which D was better— Seahawks or Da Bears?

#SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Yesterday’s snowstorm.
February 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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US elite institutions be as ethical as Burning Man challenge

via @henryburke.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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love having a college friend who is now a urologist give me the facts on Olympic Penisgate
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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They've disabled quotes but Beethoven, Toulouse-Lautrec, Van Gogh, Frida Kahlo, Goya, Matisse, Cyprián Majerník, Dorothy Stanton Wise
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The folks at @thr.com need to do a bit more than a cursory story. Some random Trump-related PAC buying a bunch of movie tickets on Fandango and flooding the Rotten Tomatoes site with “verified” viewers (who didn’t actually sit their ass in a movie theater) ought to be easy to confirm
Check out these Rotten Tomatoes stats on the Melania film.

The largest disparity ever between viewers and critics.

Via @jameshibberd.bsky.social

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
February 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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COMMENTARY: We should believe President Trump
February 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Is this good chat
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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6 days until Phillies pitchers and catchers report.
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I’m assuming @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is already at work on it’s sequel to their solid, hard reporting on Norway’s ski-jumping suit scandal 😄
From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Masterful
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Our estranged father died. Neighbour witnessed his will and told me it was in his bedside drawer. The utter spangle was leaving everything to the dogs home after never paying maintenance. Chucked it in my incinerator. His estate is going to probate. Zero regrets.
February 5, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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If I had to eat at Cracker Barrel, watch Melania, and listen to the Kid Rock halftime show to own the libs I think I’d just join the Communist Party.
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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An appreciated acknowledgment from Georgetown tonight on the media info sheets at each seat.
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM