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@scrambledmegs.bsky.social
Trying my best, but notably as flawed as anyone with this much self-awareness can be.
Can’t. I’m stuck in a moment and I can’t get out of it.
Can't. I'm trapped in a box.
Can’t. I’m just breathing
February 18, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Can’t. I’m stuck in a moment and I can’t get out of it.
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Wow what do we have here, another highly opinionated discussion that I’m going to regret starting
February 18, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Wow what do we have here, another highly opinionated discussion that I’m going to regret starting
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Be the person your pet thinks you are ❤️
February 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Be the person your pet thinks you are ❤️
As someone who hates food and having to eat, this would solve a lot of my problems. Nutrient rich, low prep, easy clean up.
Having to eat is a pain in the ass and it’s super weird to me that people treat it as an activity or hobby. If I didn’t have to do it to live, I wouldn’t.
Having to eat is a pain in the ass and it’s super weird to me that people treat it as an activity or hobby. If I didn’t have to do it to live, I wouldn’t.
February 18, 2026 at 5:21 AM
As someone who hates food and having to eat, this would solve a lot of my problems. Nutrient rich, low prep, easy clean up.
Having to eat is a pain in the ass and it’s super weird to me that people treat it as an activity or hobby. If I didn’t have to do it to live, I wouldn’t.
Having to eat is a pain in the ass and it’s super weird to me that people treat it as an activity or hobby. If I didn’t have to do it to live, I wouldn’t.
It’s not the commenters who are the problem. You’re just not as funny as you fucking think you are.
February 18, 2026 at 3:42 AM
It’s not the commenters who are the problem. You’re just not as funny as you fucking think you are.
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We fucking hate brands on here, and good for us but that’s like 70% of social media nowadays which limits the userbase to professors and Jeopardy hosts and Weird Al Yankovic’s and normal people who have undisclosed emotional problems
February 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
We fucking hate brands on here, and good for us but that’s like 70% of social media nowadays which limits the userbase to professors and Jeopardy hosts and Weird Al Yankovic’s and normal people who have undisclosed emotional problems
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We can’t sustain a society where wealthy people can get away with what the rest of us would be put to death for.
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
We can’t sustain a society where wealthy people can get away with what the rest of us would be put to death for.
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Today @lataco.bsky.social launched a fundraiser to help me start their investigative news desk. We're hoping to raise $25k to help pay for lab tests, analyze ICE data that the Daily Memo's been compiling + work with more freelancers. Been dreaming of this for years!
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February 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Today @lataco.bsky.social launched a fundraiser to help me start their investigative news desk. We're hoping to raise $25k to help pay for lab tests, analyze ICE data that the Daily Memo's been compiling + work with more freelancers. Been dreaming of this for years!
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You can’t unfollow me if you never followed me back in the first place 😘
February 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
You can’t unfollow me if you never followed me back in the first place 😘
Kid Rock is the Slurms Mackenzie of the Republican party.
February 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Kid Rock is the Slurms Mackenzie of the Republican party.
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If my swearing bothers you, go to an F-bomb shelter.
February 17, 2026 at 8:38 PM
If my swearing bothers you, go to an F-bomb shelter.
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What? First time seeing a woman consumed with rage?
February 17, 2026 at 6:04 AM
What? First time seeing a woman consumed with rage?
Currently employed, but think it’s time to dust off the resume and formulate an escape plan.
February 17, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Currently employed, but think it’s time to dust off the resume and formulate an escape plan.
I’ll show myself out...
(casually jumps off cliff)
(casually jumps off cliff)
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I’ll show myself out...
(casually jumps off cliff)
(casually jumps off cliff)
Excuse me.
Sorry
Apologies.
My bad.
Oops!
Sorry
Apologies.
My bad.
Oops!
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Excuse me.
Sorry
Apologies.
My bad.
Oops!
Sorry
Apologies.
My bad.
Oops!
Arlington at dawn. Wind through marble headstones. A tremor. The spirits of former Presidents rise, summoned by the sound of constitutional distress…
Among them are Washington, Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, FDR, Nixon, and JFK.
Among them are Washington, Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, FDR, Nixon, and JFK.
PRESIDENT’S DAY: An action-thriller where the ghosts of former U.S. Presidents team up to rid their country of an evil tyrant unfit for office. They try several ways to take out the current President throughout the day in zany Mr. Bean-like near misses. Will they succeed and save the nation?
PLEASE HAPPEN TODAY!
February 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Arlington at dawn. Wind through marble headstones. A tremor. The spirits of former Presidents rise, summoned by the sound of constitutional distress…
Among them are Washington, Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, FDR, Nixon, and JFK.
Among them are Washington, Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, FDR, Nixon, and JFK.
PRESIDENT’S DAY: An action-thriller where the ghosts of former U.S. Presidents team up to rid their country of an evil tyrant unfit for office. They try several ways to take out the current President throughout the day in zany Mr. Bean-like near misses. Will they succeed and save the nation?
PLEASE HAPPEN TODAY!
February 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
PRESIDENT’S DAY: An action-thriller where the ghosts of former U.S. Presidents team up to rid their country of an evil tyrant unfit for office. They try several ways to take out the current President throughout the day in zany Mr. Bean-like near misses. Will they succeed and save the nation?
I’ve been invited to other people’s functions my entire life. I’m a fucking pleasure to have around.
February 16, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I’ve been invited to other people’s functions my entire life. I’m a fucking pleasure to have around.
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Who up counting they monte cristo
Who up killing they salesman?
who up greating their Gatsby
February 16, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Who up counting they monte cristo
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When I call a man a “son of a bitch,” the bitch I’m referring to is his father.
October 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
When I call a man a “son of a bitch,” the bitch I’m referring to is his father.
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Just saw @ovaettr.gay say “shut the fuck up prompter” to an AI asshole and oh my god the absolute perfect new moniker for people who claim to be creatives that are making nothing.
February 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Just saw @ovaettr.gay say “shut the fuck up prompter” to an AI asshole and oh my god the absolute perfect new moniker for people who claim to be creatives that are making nothing.
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Every man should be forced to create a women’s dating profile and catfish other men just to learn how fucked up some other men can be.
February 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Every man should be forced to create a women’s dating profile and catfish other men just to learn how fucked up some other men can be.
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Actually, many of us are just Californians.
I think most (not all) of the "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom" people are communists who are mad that Americans don't like communism and want to destroy the Democratic party out of revenge. They don't care how many elections Republicans win or how many trans people die as long as the Dems fall.
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Actually, many of us are just Californians.
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chin up, your butt looks good and men fear you.
February 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
chin up, your butt looks good and men fear you.
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You know what’s fun? Mutual fucking respect.
February 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
You know what’s fun? Mutual fucking respect.