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@scrambledmegs.bsky.social
Trying my best, but notably as flawed as anyone with this much self-awareness can be.
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There's nothing you can purchase from Hims that will make you more fuckable. Nothing.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
There's nothing you can purchase from Hims that will make you more fuckable. Nothing.
Pitbull Puppy Update: It started raining here, and I guess the neighbors didn’t know what to do with their dog so they surrendered him at the pound. He’s such a good boy. I’m going to try and pick him up tomorrow to foster him.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Pitbull Puppy Update: It started raining here, and I guess the neighbors didn’t know what to do with their dog so they surrendered him at the pound. He’s such a good boy. I’m going to try and pick him up tomorrow to foster him.
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If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.
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If I knew there was a pub at the end I might be motivated to move a bit faster
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
If I knew there was a pub at the end I might be motivated to move a bit faster
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I guess the 40 billion dollars we just gave Argentina is not just going for their universal healthcare, it is funding their own Snap program
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I guess the 40 billion dollars we just gave Argentina is not just going for their universal healthcare, it is funding their own Snap program
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Possibly the greatest threat to humanity at this moment is the algorithm.
It can twist and wreck people’s minds and lives — tear apart families and destroy countries — in a way that can be more rapid and more powerful than heroin, cocaine, or fentanyl. And yet it is completely unregulated. #News
It can twist and wreck people’s minds and lives — tear apart families and destroy countries — in a way that can be more rapid and more powerful than heroin, cocaine, or fentanyl. And yet it is completely unregulated. #News
Trump isn't the gravest threat to our democracy — it's something even less human
Some data points for your consideration:Last Saturday in Chicago’s affluent Old Irving Park neighborhood, Donald Trump’s secret, masked police violently pulled a 67‑year‑old U.S. citizen — a member of...
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November 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Possibly the greatest threat to humanity at this moment is the algorithm.
It can twist and wreck people’s minds and lives — tear apart families and destroy countries — in a way that can be more rapid and more powerful than heroin, cocaine, or fentanyl. And yet it is completely unregulated. #News
It can twist and wreck people’s minds and lives — tear apart families and destroy countries — in a way that can be more rapid and more powerful than heroin, cocaine, or fentanyl. And yet it is completely unregulated. #News
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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Reports in early July were that Jeff Bezos was trying to buy Condé Nast, owners of Teen Vogue and WIRED. So, pay attention to the behind the scenes on that one 😕
September 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Reports in early July were that Jeff Bezos was trying to buy Condé Nast, owners of Teen Vogue and WIRED. So, pay attention to the behind the scenes on that one 😕
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Will be curious to see what Conde does with the Teen Vogue archive. Keeping it up means they still want ad revenue from the clicks on existing content. Taking it down means this really was about destroying and erasing political voices that make NYC's upper crust uncomfy.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Will be curious to see what Conde does with the Teen Vogue archive. Keeping it up means they still want ad revenue from the clicks on existing content. Taking it down means this really was about destroying and erasing political voices that make NYC's upper crust uncomfy.
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November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Neighborhoods going wild, there are parties in the streets, thanks baseball!
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Neighborhoods going wild, there are parties in the streets, thanks baseball!
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As everyone knows, God reviews your Nielsen ratings when deciding who gets into Heaven 🙄
November 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
As everyone knows, God reviews your Nielsen ratings when deciding who gets into Heaven 🙄
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i went to the goblin orgy and everyone knew you
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i went to the goblin orgy and everyone knew you
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The Dodgers and Blue Jays have each won 27 innings in the Series, but somehow the Blue Jays have a 3-2 lead. Fucking tariffs, man.
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The Dodgers and Blue Jays have each won 27 innings in the Series, but somehow the Blue Jays have a 3-2 lead. Fucking tariffs, man.
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Gym? I thought you said gin.
Never mind.
Never mind.
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Gym? I thought you said gin.
Never mind.
Never mind.
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(DODGER STADIUM VOICE) now pitching for the Dodgers, the alt-right-hander, number 1488,
And here comes Treinen to close the game for the Jays
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
(DODGER STADIUM VOICE) now pitching for the Dodgers, the alt-right-hander, number 1488,
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Barefoot Chicago Blackhawks pajama pants guy telling off jackboots is feeding my soul today.
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Barefoot Chicago Blackhawks pajama pants guy telling off jackboots is feeding my soul today.
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the last time a World Series game was played at SkyDome in Toronto, it was in 1993 against the Phillies and their catcher was Darren Daulton. Later, his Phillies teammate, Gary Varsho, named his son after Daulton, and Daulton Varsho just homered for the Blue Jays at SkyDome in the World Series
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
the last time a World Series game was played at SkyDome in Toronto, it was in 1993 against the Phillies and their catcher was Darren Daulton. Later, his Phillies teammate, Gary Varsho, named his son after Daulton, and Daulton Varsho just homered for the Blue Jays at SkyDome in the World Series
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The press box at Rogers Centre is literally vibrating from fans above us and below us celebrating Addison Barger's grand slam to make it 9-2 Blue Jays in Game 1 of the World Series
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The press box at Rogers Centre is literally vibrating from fans above us and below us celebrating Addison Barger's grand slam to make it 9-2 Blue Jays in Game 1 of the World Series
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i got rid of Amazon, Target, Hulu / Disney, Spotify. Who’s next?
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i got rid of Amazon, Target, Hulu / Disney, Spotify. Who’s next?
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*Hans Moleman voice*
I need the most heavy handed visual metaphor about the fall of the US empire that you have.
No, that's too heavy handed.
I need the most heavy handed visual metaphor about the fall of the US empire that you have.
No, that's too heavy handed.
October 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
*Hans Moleman voice*
I need the most heavy handed visual metaphor about the fall of the US empire that you have.
No, that's too heavy handed.
I need the most heavy handed visual metaphor about the fall of the US empire that you have.
No, that's too heavy handed.