Eephus Tosser
@eephustosser.bsky.social
West coast MLB Draft prospect analyst. Views are my own and almost exclusively bad. ✡️
Big West Conference musings at https://bigwestdugout.com/
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Big West Conference musings at https://bigwestdugout.com/
Donate to my Movember: https://us.movember.com/mospace/14670988
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Eephus Tosser
@eephustosser.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Stop fact-checking my shitposts.
Please donate at us.movember.com/mospace/1467... if you're able. Thank you!
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Please donate at us.movember.com/mospace/1467... if you're able. Thank you!
First bean any of these men have ever been able to find imo.
Astonishing: Bovino and his agents showed up at the Bean this morning to pose for pictures. While Border Patrol snapped photos, one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’” The neighborhood where they are least welcome and most acutely felt. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
Border Patrol Agents Pose At 'The Bean' For Apparent Photo Op
The photo op came after agents tear-gassed a Little Village street and were spotted in the area numerous times. At the Bean, one agent shouted, "Everyone say, Little Village!"
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November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
First bean any of these men have ever been able to find imo.
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71%!! So close! Momentum!
Baseball is over, but my dark hard slog into the fall continues! Baseball brings me joy & light, getting back to work would help so much more! Please help by giving or sharing with your friends🙏 You know people who can help! It would mean a lot to me ❤️⚾️ gofund.me/064ab8f2f
Baseball is over, but my dark hard slog into the fall continues! Baseball brings me joy & light, getting back to work would help so much more! Please help by giving or sharing with your friends🙏 You know people who can help! It would mean a lot to me ❤️⚾️ gofund.me/064ab8f2f
Donate to Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire., organized by Matt O'Brien
As a member of the Altadena community for over a decade, I’m absolutely dev… Matt O'Brien needs your support for Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire.
gofund.me
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
71%!! So close! Momentum!
Baseball is over, but my dark hard slog into the fall continues! Baseball brings me joy & light, getting back to work would help so much more! Please help by giving or sharing with your friends🙏 You know people who can help! It would mean a lot to me ❤️⚾️ gofund.me/064ab8f2f
Baseball is over, but my dark hard slog into the fall continues! Baseball brings me joy & light, getting back to work would help so much more! Please help by giving or sharing with your friends🙏 You know people who can help! It would mean a lot to me ❤️⚾️ gofund.me/064ab8f2f
All's Fair and Pluribus debuting so close together is actually insane. One of the best series drops of all time and one of the worst, both within a three-day span.
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
All's Fair and Pluribus debuting so close together is actually insane. One of the best series drops of all time and one of the worst, both within a three-day span.
Alejandro Kirk screwed again.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Alejandro Kirk screwed again.
Imagine a team with Tucker, Bregman, and Valdez on it. They'd be unstoppable.
MLB Free agency is officially underway.
Kyle Tucker, Bo Bichette and Alex Bregman headline a deep 2025-26 class.
Kyle Tucker, Bo Bichette and Alex Bregman headline a deep 2025-26 class.
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Imagine a team with Tucker, Bregman, and Valdez on it. They'd be unstoppable.
Thinking about all the guys who tried to tell me I was wrong about Pedro León.
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Thinking about all the guys who tried to tell me I was wrong about Pedro León.
I know that, in the wake of Daylight Saving Time, it seems like it's getting way too dark, way too early, but has anyone stopped to consider the possibility that it's still too bright for this sweepy weepy baby?
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I know that, in the wake of Daylight Saving Time, it seems like it's getting way too dark, way too early, but has anyone stopped to consider the possibility that it's still too bright for this sweepy weepy baby?
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y'all seem to really like baseball bsky.social/about/blog/1...
The World Series Was Electric — So Was Bluesky - Bluesky
“How can you not be romantic about baseball?” — Moneyball 2011
bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
y'all seem to really like baseball bsky.social/about/blog/1...
I don't really talk about politics but hey, if you were not in Downtown Manhattan on September 11th, I wish you would shut the fuck up about it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I don't really talk about politics but hey, if you were not in Downtown Manhattan on September 11th, I wish you would shut the fuck up about it.
The one thing this guy's supposed to be good at is borders.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The one thing this guy's supposed to be good at is borders.
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8000 days ago (December 10, 2003), after the Yankees are slow to make a legitimate contract offer to pitcher Andy Pettitte, the lefty signs with the Astros and will play for his hometown team.
He’ll be joined in Texas by another Houstonian and a former Yankee teammate, Roger Clemens.
He’ll be joined in Texas by another Houstonian and a former Yankee teammate, Roger Clemens.
Pettitte signs with Astros | CBC Sports
www.cbc.ca
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
8000 days ago (December 10, 2003), after the Yankees are slow to make a legitimate contract offer to pitcher Andy Pettitte, the lefty signs with the Astros and will play for his hometown team.
He’ll be joined in Texas by another Houstonian and a former Yankee teammate, Roger Clemens.
He’ll be joined in Texas by another Houstonian and a former Yankee teammate, Roger Clemens.
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Momentum today!! Baseball is over now, but my dark hard slog into the fall continues! Baseball brought me joy and light, getting back to work would help so much more! Please help by giving or sharing with your friends🙏 You know people who can help! It would mean a lot to me ❤️⚾️ gofund.me/064ab8f2f
Donate to Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire., organized by Matt O'Brien
As a member of the Altadena community for over a decade, I’m absolutely dev… Matt O'Brien needs your support for Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire.
gofund.me
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Momentum today!! Baseball is over now, but my dark hard slog into the fall continues! Baseball brought me joy and light, getting back to work would help so much more! Please help by giving or sharing with your friends🙏 You know people who can help! It would mean a lot to me ❤️⚾️ gofund.me/064ab8f2f
The thing about the organization the Dodgers have built is that, if you forced every team to use the exact same payroll, the Dodgers would *still* have an enormous advantage, because they’ve invested in every facet of their operation, not just the roster.
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The thing about the organization the Dodgers have built is that, if you forced every team to use the exact same payroll, the Dodgers would *still* have an enormous advantage, because they’ve invested in every facet of their operation, not just the roster.
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Thrilled to announce I will be joining the Chicago Cubs organization as a mindset and development coach.
Thank you to the Cincinnati Reds, who gave me my first job in professional baseball, for a beautiful two years. Looking forward to seeing you continue to grow.
Thank you to the Cincinnati Reds, who gave me my first job in professional baseball, for a beautiful two years. Looking forward to seeing you continue to grow.
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Thrilled to announce I will be joining the Chicago Cubs organization as a mindset and development coach.
Thank you to the Cincinnati Reds, who gave me my first job in professional baseball, for a beautiful two years. Looking forward to seeing you continue to grow.
Thank you to the Cincinnati Reds, who gave me my first job in professional baseball, for a beautiful two years. Looking forward to seeing you continue to grow.
Nothing is ever as funny as the table next to you thinks everything is.
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Nothing is ever as funny as the table next to you thinks everything is.
Breaking my hiatus to say that Tony Vitello to the Giants is going to be an absolute disaster.
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Breaking my hiatus to say that Tony Vitello to the Giants is going to be an absolute disaster.
That's crazy because it's the worst thing I've seen on BlueSky today.
October 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That's crazy because it's the worst thing I've seen on BlueSky today.
Matt Shaw paying homage to Charlie Kirk by stinking to high heaven.
Blake Treinen paying homage to Charlie Kirk by stinking to high heaven.
October 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Matt Shaw paying homage to Charlie Kirk by stinking to high heaven.
Planning which volcanoes I'm going to hike on my drive to Vegas. Very normal behavior.
October 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Planning which volcanoes I'm going to hike on my drive to Vegas. Very normal behavior.
Last night we had the Battle For Seattle, now it's time for The Thrill In The Mill.
October 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Last night we had the Battle For Seattle, now it's time for The Thrill In The Mill.
A lot of anti-labor responses to this, but it is not Alonso's job to give out realistic contract expectations. He's anchoring before teams have a chance to.
October 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A lot of anti-labor responses to this, but it is not Alonso's job to give out realistic contract expectations. He's anchoring before teams have a chance to.
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usually takes more than one game to learn that. your wife is a prodigy.
This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
usually takes more than one game to learn that. your wife is a prodigy.
I learned about sex on my own after my brother asked my parents, "What's an erosion?", they laughed at him, and I became determined not to let that happen to me.
did anyones parents *actually* talk to them about sex?
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
October 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I learned about sex on my own after my brother asked my parents, "What's an erosion?", they laughed at him, and I became determined not to let that happen to me.
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Several of these extra innings could have been emails
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Several of these extra innings could have been emails