I appreciate the condescending "That's how the world works while, uh, complaining about how the world works. You simply cannot get this level of awareness offline.

I’ll see you in Valhalla.

"Elon Musk never posts about movie."

"I'll show her. Hey Grok can you show me some posts about movies?"

My cat is female and can't get enough of me. Must suck to suck.

I guess they were hoping it would scale upward from there? That's nuts.

I think there's a distinct difference between cheating to be better and win games, and cheating that actually hurts your team for your own benefit, but unfortunately, the people are not smart enough to get past the trashcans.

What do you do when it rains?

Never expected him to side with Daryl Hall.

If there are not small bands of vigilantes hosing down every parking lot from Orland Park to Winnetka, that's a real missed opportunity.

That was an FBI investigation. What's funny about it is that it was like a Rorschach test. Because there is an unintelligible part of the song, people were projecting all kinds of degenerate meanings onto it. They concluded that it was impossible to know whether it was obscene or not lol.

This is the thing I'm trying to wrap my head around. How is this different than literally any other generation's stupid sayings? The overreaction is wild, and is of course only serving to fuel it.

NVM again.

That's right. The nets are in the suburbs and center court is the city center.

You actually toast your Pop-Tarts? Okay CHEF!

I have been inadvertently doing that by not posting anything at all.

Maybe. I don't know. I think he's an exceptional pitcher, even on the Astros, and is going to be impossible for them to replace if they don't re-sign him.

They should have twenty minutes to decide, and they should be livestreamed the entire time.