Sorry Mollie
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Wearer of many hats, master of no hats.
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When I call a man a “son of a bitch,” the bitch I’m referring to is his father.
Amazing! I focused really hard on manifesting my dreams and the universe said, “what are you, five?”
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Amazing! I focused really hard on manifesting my dreams and the universe said, “what are you, five?”
Object permanence is dumb. We are all impermanent objects. This is why babies understand quantum physics better than we do.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Object permanence is dumb. We are all impermanent objects. This is why babies understand quantum physics better than we do.
Sometimes I do want to join in the discussion and then I remember, “oh god, no. I hate that.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes I do want to join in the discussion and then I remember, “oh god, no. I hate that.”
Can I just maim my darlings instead?
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Can I just maim my darlings instead?
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trump is purposely trying to starve Americans in need of food assistance.
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
Trump admin tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
www.npr.org
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
trump is purposely trying to starve Americans in need of food assistance.
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
Idea for a reboot:
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Idea for a reboot:
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
*watching Stephen King’s 1997 version of The Shining
“God damn it, Stephen…”
“God damn it, Stephen…”
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
*watching Stephen King’s 1997 version of The Shining
“God damn it, Stephen…”
“God damn it, Stephen…”
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Also, things we'll NEVER do...
Give you up
Let you down
Run around around and desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
Give you up
Let you down
Run around around and desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Also, things we'll NEVER do...
Give you up
Let you down
Run around around and desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
Give you up
Let you down
Run around around and desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
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You could survive so many horror movies by simply saying "no thank you"
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You could survive so many horror movies by simply saying "no thank you"
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I think I’m the asshole guys and I could not give a fuck less
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I think I’m the asshole guys and I could not give a fuck less
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To be cuntinued...
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
To be cuntinued...
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Trump's USDA is ordering grocery stores to follow a federal rule outlawing them from giving discounts to SNAP recipients whose benefits are currently frozen illegally.
So Trump's happy to finally follow the law as long as long as he can inflict pain and cruelty? Got it.
So Trump's happy to finally follow the law as long as long as he can inflict pain and cruelty? Got it.
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trump's USDA is ordering grocery stores to follow a federal rule outlawing them from giving discounts to SNAP recipients whose benefits are currently frozen illegally.
So Trump's happy to finally follow the law as long as long as he can inflict pain and cruelty? Got it.
So Trump's happy to finally follow the law as long as long as he can inflict pain and cruelty? Got it.
Vindication low-key sucks because you’re usually right about something you REALLY wanted to be wrong about.
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Vindication low-key sucks because you’re usually right about something you REALLY wanted to be wrong about.
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i blame disney films for making me believe birds would brush my hair
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i blame disney films for making me believe birds would brush my hair
I dressed up as a forty year old who threw out her back. Got so much candy.
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I dressed up as a forty year old who threw out her back. Got so much candy.
Being a woman and dressing up like a playboy bunny for Halloween is basic. Being a woman and dressing up like Hugh Hefner with a colostomy bag is based.
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Being a woman and dressing up like a playboy bunny for Halloween is basic. Being a woman and dressing up like Hugh Hefner with a colostomy bag is based.
Respectfully,
a cartoon character says haw-haw while pointing
ALT: a cartoon character says haw-haw while pointing
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Respectfully,
Help! I’m surrounded by drowning victims and I’m trying to save everybody but I can’t seem to- *garglegluggglllgggflllllp*
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Help! I’m surrounded by drowning victims and I’m trying to save everybody but I can’t seem to- *garglegluggglllgggflllllp*
OCD: I want to kms so I never have to touch anything ever again.
AuDHD: I want to kms because ppl terrify me.
Rational mind: Look, everyone is insane and everything is lowkey covered in piss and shit and you just have to get over it.
AuDHD: I want to kms because ppl terrify me.
Rational mind: Look, everyone is insane and everything is lowkey covered in piss and shit and you just have to get over it.
October 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
OCD: I want to kms so I never have to touch anything ever again.
AuDHD: I want to kms because ppl terrify me.
Rational mind: Look, everyone is insane and everything is lowkey covered in piss and shit and you just have to get over it.
AuDHD: I want to kms because ppl terrify me.
Rational mind: Look, everyone is insane and everything is lowkey covered in piss and shit and you just have to get over it.
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@abridged2far presents “Little Women” written by Louisa May Alcott.
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
@abridged2far presents “Little Women” written by Louisa May Alcott.
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
A remake of The Brood but instead of the kids being born out of the mother’s rage, it’s just a normal mom who’s enraged that she has all these crazy ass children.
October 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A remake of The Brood but instead of the kids being born out of the mother’s rage, it’s just a normal mom who’s enraged that she has all these crazy ass children.
Happy Weird Al’s birthday to all who celebrate! 🎉
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Happy Weird Al’s birthday to all who celebrate! 🎉
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October 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM