Abridged2Far
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Butchering classic cinema, theater, and literature for your amusement. 🎬🎭📚Created apologetically by
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@abridged2far presents “Little Women” written by Louisa May Alcott.
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
@abridged2far presents “Little Women” written by Louisa May Alcott.
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
Which Little Woman are you? I’m such a Meg.
#littlewomen #louisamayalcott #classicliterature #winonaforever
@abridged2far presents “The Substance” (2024, directed by Coralie Fargeat). I know this movie is recent but it’s already a classic in my view. Who doesn’t love/hate/envy their other self/self/mother/daughter proxy type person?
August 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@abridged2far presents “The Substance” (2024, directed by Coralie Fargeat). I know this movie is recent but it’s already a classic in my view. Who doesn’t love/hate/envy their other self/self/mother/daughter proxy type person?
@abridged2far presents “The Stepford Wives” (1975, directed by Bryan Forbes) based on the 1972 novel by Ira Levin.
July 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@abridged2far presents “The Stepford Wives” (1975, directed by Bryan Forbes) based on the 1972 novel by Ira Levin.
@abridged2far.bsky.social presents “Jane Eyre” by Charlotte Brontë. What’s your favorite literary throuple?
#janeeyre #charlottebronte #classicliterature
#janeeyre #charlottebronte #classicliterature
June 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
@abridged2far.bsky.social presents “Jane Eyre” by Charlotte Brontë. What’s your favorite literary throuple?
#janeeyre #charlottebronte #classicliterature
#janeeyre #charlottebronte #classicliterature
Abridged 2 Far presents “Brazil” (1985, directed by Terry Gilliam). Thank God society didn’t turn out like THAT, right?…RIGHT?!
#brazil #jonathanpryce #petervaughan #terrygilliam #tcm
#brazil #jonathanpryce #petervaughan #terrygilliam #tcm
June 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Abridged 2 Far presents “Brazil” (1985, directed by Terry Gilliam). Thank God society didn’t turn out like THAT, right?…RIGHT?!
#brazil #jonathanpryce #petervaughan #terrygilliam #tcm
#brazil #jonathanpryce #petervaughan #terrygilliam #tcm
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What is impossible?
Zeno: motion
Parmenides: change
Pyrrho: knowledge
Schopenhauer: happiness
Zeno: motion
Parmenides: change
Pyrrho: knowledge
Schopenhauer: happiness
June 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What is impossible?
Zeno: motion
Parmenides: change
Pyrrho: knowledge
Schopenhauer: happiness
Zeno: motion
Parmenides: change
Pyrrho: knowledge
Schopenhauer: happiness
Reposted by Abridged2Far
Yeah…”pretending”
@abridged2far presents “The Goat or Who is Sylvia?” by Edward Albee. I saw this show with Jonathan Pryce. It makes “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” look like “Guys and Dolls”. Big thanks to @papasbasement.bsky.social for pretending to have banged a goat! 🐐 💖
May 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Yeah…”pretending”
@abridged2far presents “The Goat or Who is Sylvia?” by Edward Albee. I saw this show with Jonathan Pryce. It makes “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” look like “Guys and Dolls”. Big thanks to @papasbasement.bsky.social for pretending to have banged a goat! 🐐 💖
May 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
@abridged2far presents “The Goat or Who is Sylvia?” by Edward Albee. I saw this show with Jonathan Pryce. It makes “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” look like “Guys and Dolls”. Big thanks to @papasbasement.bsky.social for pretending to have banged a goat! 🐐 💖
Abridged 2 Far presents “The Wizard of Oz” (1939) starring Judy Garland. Featuring Andrew Magazzu as the Cowardly Lion and the Scarecrow.
#wizardofoz #judygarland #bertlahr #raybolger #charlesbecker #TCM
#wizardofoz #judygarland #bertlahr #raybolger #charlesbecker #TCM
May 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Abridged 2 Far presents “The Wizard of Oz” (1939) starring Judy Garland. Featuring Andrew Magazzu as the Cowardly Lion and the Scarecrow.
#wizardofoz #judygarland #bertlahr #raybolger #charlesbecker #TCM
#wizardofoz #judygarland #bertlahr #raybolger #charlesbecker #TCM
Men would rather become Tootsie than go to therapy. In that spirit, here’s “Tootsie” (1982) directed by Sydney Pollack. #tootsie #dustinhoffman #sydneypollack #tomato
April 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Men would rather become Tootsie than go to therapy. In that spirit, here’s “Tootsie” (1982) directed by Sydney Pollack. #tootsie #dustinhoffman #sydneypollack #tomato
Abridged 2 Far presents STAR WARS: The Empire Strikes Back (1980), featuring @jdincauze.bsky.social as Darth Vader. What’s your favorite tale about space faring fascists that isn’t just a cold reality?
April 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Abridged 2 Far presents STAR WARS: The Empire Strikes Back (1980), featuring @jdincauze.bsky.social as Darth Vader. What’s your favorite tale about space faring fascists that isn’t just a cold reality?
“A Doll’s House” by Henrik Ibsen (1879)
FUN FACT: Ibsen’s German agent didn’t think the ending where Nora leaves her kids would play well with German audiences, so Ibsen was forced to write an alternative ending. Ok, I guess facts aren’t THAT fun.
#adollshouse #henrikibsen #theater #tcm
FUN FACT: Ibsen’s German agent didn’t think the ending where Nora leaves her kids would play well with German audiences, so Ibsen was forced to write an alternative ending. Ok, I guess facts aren’t THAT fun.
#adollshouse #henrikibsen #theater #tcm
April 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“A Doll’s House” by Henrik Ibsen (1879)
FUN FACT: Ibsen’s German agent didn’t think the ending where Nora leaves her kids would play well with German audiences, so Ibsen was forced to write an alternative ending. Ok, I guess facts aren’t THAT fun.
#adollshouse #henrikibsen #theater #tcm
FUN FACT: Ibsen’s German agent didn’t think the ending where Nora leaves her kids would play well with German audiences, so Ibsen was forced to write an alternative ending. Ok, I guess facts aren’t THAT fun.
#adollshouse #henrikibsen #theater #tcm
Abridged 2 Far: “A Streetcar Named Desire” (1951)
Happy birthday, Marlon Brando!
#marlonbrando #vivienleigh #tennesseewilliams #astreetcarnameddesire #tcm
Happy birthday, Marlon Brando!
#marlonbrando #vivienleigh #tennesseewilliams #astreetcarnameddesire #tcm
April 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Abridged 2 Far: “A Streetcar Named Desire” (1951)
Happy birthday, Marlon Brando!
#marlonbrando #vivienleigh #tennesseewilliams #astreetcarnameddesire #tcm
Happy birthday, Marlon Brando!
#marlonbrando #vivienleigh #tennesseewilliams #astreetcarnameddesire #tcm
The Graduate (1967) directed by Mike Nichols.
April 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The Graduate (1967) directed by Mike Nichols.