Sorry Mollie
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Wearer of many hats, master of no hats.
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When I call a man a “son of a bitch,” the bitch I’m referring to is his father.
The news cycle gets so old so quickly now even Leo DiCaprio wouldn’t fuck it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The news cycle gets so old so quickly now even Leo DiCaprio wouldn’t fuck it.
Maybe Bubba isn’t Bill Clinton. It could be someone else’s nickname. Or a dog. Maybe Trump blew a dog. (I’m just gonna start making up shit because it can’t compare to what’s actually happening.)
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Maybe Bubba isn’t Bill Clinton. It could be someone else’s nickname. Or a dog. Maybe Trump blew a dog. (I’m just gonna start making up shit because it can’t compare to what’s actually happening.)
After the latest Epstein release, I think we all lost a lot of respect for blowing Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
After the latest Epstein release, I think we all lost a lot of respect for blowing Bill Clinton.
Kudos to Lauren Boebert for saying, “hey now, I may give handjobs at Beetlejuice, but I have to draw the line somewhere!”
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Kudos to Lauren Boebert for saying, “hey now, I may give handjobs at Beetlejuice, but I have to draw the line somewhere!”
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The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.
Amazing! I focused really hard on manifesting my dreams and the universe said, “what are you, five?”
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Amazing! I focused really hard on manifesting my dreams and the universe said, “what are you, five?”
Object permanence is dumb. We are all impermanent objects. This is why babies understand quantum physics better than we do.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Object permanence is dumb. We are all impermanent objects. This is why babies understand quantum physics better than we do.
Sometimes I do want to join in the discussion and then I remember, “oh god, no. I hate that.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes I do want to join in the discussion and then I remember, “oh god, no. I hate that.”
Can I just maim my darlings instead?
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Can I just maim my darlings instead?
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trump is purposely trying to starve Americans in need of food assistance.
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
Trump admin tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
www.npr.org
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
trump is purposely trying to starve Americans in need of food assistance.
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
Idea for a reboot:
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Idea for a reboot:
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
*watching Stephen King’s 1997 version of The Shining
“God damn it, Stephen…”
“God damn it, Stephen…”
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
*watching Stephen King’s 1997 version of The Shining
“God damn it, Stephen…”
“God damn it, Stephen…”
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Also, things we'll NEVER do...
Give you up
Let you down
Run around around and desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
Give you up
Let you down
Run around around and desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Also, things we'll NEVER do...
Give you up
Let you down
Run around around and desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
Give you up
Let you down
Run around around and desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
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You could survive so many horror movies by simply saying "no thank you"
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You could survive so many horror movies by simply saying "no thank you"
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I think I’m the asshole guys and I could not give a fuck less
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I think I’m the asshole guys and I could not give a fuck less
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To be cuntinued...
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
To be cuntinued...
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Trump's USDA is ordering grocery stores to follow a federal rule outlawing them from giving discounts to SNAP recipients whose benefits are currently frozen illegally.
So Trump's happy to finally follow the law as long as long as he can inflict pain and cruelty? Got it.
So Trump's happy to finally follow the law as long as long as he can inflict pain and cruelty? Got it.
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trump's USDA is ordering grocery stores to follow a federal rule outlawing them from giving discounts to SNAP recipients whose benefits are currently frozen illegally.
So Trump's happy to finally follow the law as long as long as he can inflict pain and cruelty? Got it.
So Trump's happy to finally follow the law as long as long as he can inflict pain and cruelty? Got it.
Vindication low-key sucks because you’re usually right about something you REALLY wanted to be wrong about.
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Vindication low-key sucks because you’re usually right about something you REALLY wanted to be wrong about.
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i blame disney films for making me believe birds would brush my hair
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i blame disney films for making me believe birds would brush my hair
I dressed up as a forty year old who threw out her back. Got so much candy.
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I dressed up as a forty year old who threw out her back. Got so much candy.
Being a woman and dressing up like a playboy bunny for Halloween is basic. Being a woman and dressing up like Hugh Hefner with a colostomy bag is based.
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Being a woman and dressing up like a playboy bunny for Halloween is basic. Being a woman and dressing up like Hugh Hefner with a colostomy bag is based.
Respectfully,
a cartoon character says haw-haw while pointing
ALT: a cartoon character says haw-haw while pointing
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Respectfully,
Help! I’m surrounded by drowning victims and I’m trying to save everybody but I can’t seem to- *garglegluggglllgggflllllp*
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Help! I’m surrounded by drowning victims and I’m trying to save everybody but I can’t seem to- *garglegluggglllgggflllllp*