Schwarzkommandomitglied MacClunkey
@schwarzkommando.bsky.social
He lives on a diet of coffee, tobacco and coca leaves.
A war with no battles, no monuments, only casualties .
A war with no battles, no monuments, only casualties .
lmfao was this part of Napoleons battle tactics?
This analogy is wrong. These aren't rats fleeing a ship - this is the *crew* fleeing a ship taking on water. The crew continuing to flee it will hasten its demise and we should encourage this. If we force the crew to stay on board they will try to save it.
Rats have begun leaving the ship. To recognize what that says about the ship's future has nothing to do with Handing It To the rats
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
lmfao was this part of Napoleons battle tactics?
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not to absolve them of their other work, but every so often the Bee posts a banger
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
not to absolve them of their other work, but every so often the Bee posts a banger
Amerikansky are not well!!
At this point, the only reason we haven’t been 9/11ed again is that it’d be a waste to blow yourself up if your enemies are already blowing themselves up for you.
Nice job senate republicans you fucking clowns
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Amerikansky are not well!!
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You actually have to read the entire article because this was literally my takeaway at the end lol
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You actually have to read the entire article because this was literally my takeaway at the end lol
Human language is a fascinating subject
Godzilla does have big naturals
This just looks like godzilla has big naturals
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Human language is a fascinating subject
Not that he is very popular around here but Stephen Pinker attested to this a while ago
honestly one of the most striking things about epstein's emails is the fact that the man, described in many places as "a genius," is essentially subliterate
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Not that he is very popular around here but Stephen Pinker attested to this a while ago
"My science is different" is one of those statements that should have you running the other way.
"i don't like the value judgment implied in 'that kid can't read so well'" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"My science is different" is one of those statements that should have you running the other way.
currently rereading it and by god this post just sums it up perfectly
Soviets in Red Storm Rising: Alexi grimaced. “The damn fools in the Politburo would doom us all,” he thought. And yet, what of his duty to his men, his country? The weight of responsibility…
Americans in Red Storm Rising: Jim Armyman shot his gun freedomishly at a commie who died. Everyone clapped.
Americans in Red Storm Rising: Jim Armyman shot his gun freedomishly at a commie who died. Everyone clapped.
Red Storm Rising is the only actually great Clancy book I’ve read. It’s also not in the RyanVerse. That is not a coincidence.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
currently rereading it and by god this post just sums it up perfectly
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Thought the Times had been hoaxed. Turns out to be so much better than that
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Thought the Times had been hoaxed. Turns out to be so much better than that
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"i took the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, found it difficult, and badly understood what i was being asked to do" is not a great sign
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"i took the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, found it difficult, and badly understood what i was being asked to do" is not a great sign
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If you're concerned about the moral hazard of massively positive long-term forward returns of index funds, I have good news for you and bad news for everyone else.
hot take I sort of believe: index fund investing is immoral. you're supposed to be paying attention to your money
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you're concerned about the moral hazard of massively positive long-term forward returns of index funds, I have good news for you and bad news for everyone else.
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Tragic news as Daniel Naroditsky, the popular U.S. grandmaster, commentator, creator, educator, and author, unexpectedly passed away on Sunday at the age of only 29. www.chess.com/news/view/gr...
Grandmaster Daniel Naroditsky Passes Away At 29
GM Daniel Naroditsky, the popular U.S. grandmaster, commentator, creator, educator and author, tragically passed away on Sunday at the age of only 29.
www.chess.com
October 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Tragic news as Daniel Naroditsky, the popular U.S. grandmaster, commentator, creator, educator, and author, unexpectedly passed away on Sunday at the age of only 29. www.chess.com/news/view/gr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU4D...
So it appears Chris Williamson has sort managed to collect every pseudoscientific, unverifiable health problem on planet earth and is giving a lot of people loads of money who are just clearly grifters. Thats not even going into going in the ME/CFS debate...
So it appears Chris Williamson has sort managed to collect every pseudoscientific, unverifiable health problem on planet earth and is giving a lot of people loads of money who are just clearly grifters. Thats not even going into going in the ME/CFS debate...
It’s time to talk about my health.
YouTube video by Chris Williamson
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU4D...
So it appears Chris Williamson has sort managed to collect every pseudoscientific, unverifiable health problem on planet earth and is giving a lot of people loads of money who are just clearly grifters. Thats not even going into going in the ME/CFS debate...
So it appears Chris Williamson has sort managed to collect every pseudoscientific, unverifiable health problem on planet earth and is giving a lot of people loads of money who are just clearly grifters. Thats not even going into going in the ME/CFS debate...
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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Your friends won’t see your “le epic” rapture posts but you know who will see it is the people of Zglorbtron 7 in the Merzpixel galaxy. Their world is about to be devoured by the deity known as Flungbronk and you’re sitting here laughing like a real asshole or “snargzle” in their language
September 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Your friends won’t see your “le epic” rapture posts but you know who will see it is the people of Zglorbtron 7 in the Merzpixel galaxy. Their world is about to be devoured by the deity known as Flungbronk and you’re sitting here laughing like a real asshole or “snargzle” in their language
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"Well, well, well, look who's back. Not so easy to find salt of the earth country folk who don't suck shit, is it?"
September 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Well, well, well, look who's back. Not so easy to find salt of the earth country folk who don't suck shit, is it?"
It's uhhhh.
what?!?
What do you even reply to this?
This is our Reichstag Fire now we get to do the Gleichschaltung?
what?!?
What do you even reply to this?
This is our Reichstag Fire now we get to do the Gleichschaltung?
I was expecting the Reichstag Fire parallel to be made, but I did not expect it to come from the right.
September 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It's uhhhh.
what?!?
What do you even reply to this?
This is our Reichstag Fire now we get to do the Gleichschaltung?
what?!?
What do you even reply to this?
This is our Reichstag Fire now we get to do the Gleichschaltung?
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“I lied, put your clothes back on, we’re playing the Bay Area Regional Planner board game”
September 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“I lied, put your clothes back on, we’re playing the Bay Area Regional Planner board game”
Yes!!
I started watching it expecting it to be a Slapstick Show, but was suprised at how sincere it was!
I started watching it expecting it to be a Slapstick Show, but was suprised at how sincere it was!
THIS IS WHY THE ORVILLE IS THE BEST NEW TREK SHOW
When I rewatched TOS a month ago I was shocked at how direct Kirk and the writers were about defending liberalism; there's a lot of episodes that, while using their wits, are nonetheless a muscular vision for building order and institutions
September 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Yes!!
I started watching it expecting it to be a Slapstick Show, but was suprised at how sincere it was!
I started watching it expecting it to be a Slapstick Show, but was suprised at how sincere it was!
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Seeing a lot of critical responses from medievalists about this BBC 1066 thing. As an early modernist, just to say that I'm happy to confirm that medieval people were indeed covered in dirt all the time and did all sound like they were in the Wurzels.
August 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Seeing a lot of critical responses from medievalists about this BBC 1066 thing. As an early modernist, just to say that I'm happy to confirm that medieval people were indeed covered in dirt all the time and did all sound like they were in the Wurzels.
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I'm hearing this in a Jordan Peterson voice
"When the evil Shredder attacks
These turtle boys don't cut him no slack"
- really, *no* slack? Whatever happened to mercy, whatever happened, even, to proportionality, measure? Are these the values we want our children to be learning? Far from radical imo. Carceral.
These turtle boys don't cut him no slack"
- really, *no* slack? Whatever happened to mercy, whatever happened, even, to proportionality, measure? Are these the values we want our children to be learning? Far from radical imo. Carceral.
August 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I'm hearing this in a Jordan Peterson voice
Germany redeemed
oh THAT is the big German cultural export of the last 50 years!
August 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Germany redeemed
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me looking at gpt-4 trying to tell me it's my therapist now while i remember reprogramming ELIZA on the texas instruments ti-83 to say "i have diarrhea" instead of "how are you doing today"
August 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
me looking at gpt-4 trying to tell me it's my therapist now while i remember reprogramming ELIZA on the texas instruments ti-83 to say "i have diarrhea" instead of "how are you doing today"
I usually just lurk on these sites and I'm amazed what people subject themselves to on a willing basis!
Real "just close your eyes, bro" territory
Real "just close your eyes, bro" territory
I’m not saying people have to accept the uwu smol bean defense under every or even most circumstances but it strikes me as morally problematic that the culture of this website says it’s pile on time whenever someone is pretty clearly experiencing some form of nervous breakdown or psychotic break.
August 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I usually just lurk on these sites and I'm amazed what people subject themselves to on a willing basis!
Real "just close your eyes, bro" territory
Real "just close your eyes, bro" territory