Count Schlockula
@schlocktacular.bsky.social
Co-Host of the Found On Shelf podcast/ Editor/ Schlock Enthusiast/ Halloween Coded Queer/ Depressed but in a funny way
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when the unsuspecting passengers of a sinking yacht decide to abandon it and take their chances on a derelict ghost ship, that's gotta be like the olympics for those ghosts. you know they're pulling out their best stuff for these poor saps. whereas with a haunted house there's so much foot traffic,
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
when the unsuspecting passengers of a sinking yacht decide to abandon it and take their chances on a derelict ghost ship, that's gotta be like the olympics for those ghosts. you know they're pulling out their best stuff for these poor saps. whereas with a haunted house there's so much foot traffic,
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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HEY! NEW BADICAL! NEW! NEW BADICAL! It's @seanbaby.bsky.social and a NEW BADICAL! HEY!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/kF4Gx
Apple: shorturl.at/LTnmy
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/kF4Gx
Apple: shorturl.at/LTnmy
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
HEY! NEW BADICAL! NEW! NEW BADICAL! It's @seanbaby.bsky.social and a NEW BADICAL! HEY!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/kF4Gx
Apple: shorturl.at/LTnmy
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/kF4Gx
Apple: shorturl.at/LTnmy
You’re gonna wanna check this one out
Join #FrightClub and post along Saturday's double feature starting with Bell, Book & Candle (1958) at 10:00 PM ET. Available on Tubi.
Then join us at 12:00 AM ET for I, Madman (1989). Available on Prime & Tubi.
We've got you under our spell.
Then join us at 12:00 AM ET for I, Madman (1989). Available on Prime & Tubi.
We've got you under our spell.
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
You’re gonna wanna check this one out
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Finally, some good news.
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Finally, some good news.
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It's a Knife Fight in Rat Piss Alley on a very special episode of Found on Shelf. Join us for time traveling, astral projecting Christmas fun with Mandao Returns, find us on shelves or wherever you listen to podcasts.
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It's a Knife Fight in Rat Piss Alley on a very special episode of Found on Shelf. Join us for time traveling, astral projecting Christmas fun with Mandao Returns, find us on shelves or wherever you listen to podcasts.
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it's that time again
December 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
it's that time again
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Some amazing reviews popping up on the Found On Shelf discord for @bitterkarella.bsky.social ‘s new novel.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Some amazing reviews popping up on the Found On Shelf discord for @bitterkarella.bsky.social ‘s new novel.
It’s still Trans Awareness week so listen to our episode on Wild Zero with our special guest
Trash and Chaos - WILD ZERO by Found on Shelf
We're kicking off our musical month with some Jet Rock-n-Roll!!It's Japanese greaser band Guitar Wolf vs toy robot aliens with an army of zombies in the 1999 comedy horror movie "Wild Zero"
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November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It’s still Trans Awareness week so listen to our episode on Wild Zero with our special guest
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
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Man, I love Phantasm. What if a supernatural slasher movie was also a dream logic art film and also a rowdy dirtbag MacGyver adventure. Phantasm, that's what.
October 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Man, I love Phantasm. What if a supernatural slasher movie was also a dream logic art film and also a rowdy dirtbag MacGyver adventure. Phantasm, that's what.
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Imagine getting your egg cracked by Critters 2: The Main Course.
October 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Imagine getting your egg cracked by Critters 2: The Main Course.
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wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
wizard frog is insane
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Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
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October 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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"Wow another shooting that is terrible"
"The left did it"
"Are you just blaming the left for everything?"
"Of course not, look - they wrote "I HATE ICE AND AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I HATE THEM SO MUCH, ALSO I AM TRANS AND WATCH JIMMY KIMMEL" on the bullets"
"Is that a sharpie in your pocket?"
"No"
"The left did it"
"Are you just blaming the left for everything?"
"Of course not, look - they wrote "I HATE ICE AND AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I HATE THEM SO MUCH, ALSO I AM TRANS AND WATCH JIMMY KIMMEL" on the bullets"
"Is that a sharpie in your pocket?"
"No"
September 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"Wow another shooting that is terrible"
"The left did it"
"Are you just blaming the left for everything?"
"Of course not, look - they wrote "I HATE ICE AND AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I HATE THEM SO MUCH, ALSO I AM TRANS AND WATCH JIMMY KIMMEL" on the bullets"
"Is that a sharpie in your pocket?"
"No"
"The left did it"
"Are you just blaming the left for everything?"
"Of course not, look - they wrote "I HATE ICE AND AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I HATE THEM SO MUCH, ALSO I AM TRANS AND WATCH JIMMY KIMMEL" on the bullets"
"Is that a sharpie in your pocket?"
"No"
Don’t let the rapture pass you by without finding love. Listen to us talk about Christian Mingle, the only Christian Romantic Comedy Marketing Tie In movie featuring John O’Hurley
September 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Don’t let the rapture pass you by without finding love. Listen to us talk about Christian Mingle, the only Christian Romantic Comedy Marketing Tie In movie featuring John O’Hurley
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waiting for Farmers Only The Movie because city folk just don't understand
While you're waiting for the rapture to take you away, check out our latest episode. It's. Christian Mingle The Movie... Seriously?
Look for "Found on Shelf" anywhere you get your podcasts.
Look for "Found on Shelf" anywhere you get your podcasts.
September 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
waiting for Farmers Only The Movie because city folk just don't understand
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What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
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[beleaguered sigh] i stand with jimmy kimmel, i guess
September 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
[beleaguered sigh] i stand with jimmy kimmel, i guess
Hopped back online to say I finally finished this book, and it’s awesome 10/10. And also The Hell Slut is one of the greatest character names in literature.
Look what just came in the mail! If you’re looking for a book to take up the blank space on the shelf from where you flung The Secret into the trash after we all JUST learned manifesting doesn’t work, then you should pick up Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social I hear it has at least 4 body fluids
September 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hopped back online to say I finally finished this book, and it’s awesome 10/10. And also The Hell Slut is one of the greatest character names in literature.