Robert Brockway
@brockway.bsky.social
Screenwriter, novelist, podcaster, comedian. Putting the 900 in 1900HOTDOG. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend linktr.ee/brockwar
Did a little guest post for Barnes & Noble. They still have a blog! People still have blogs! www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/robert-...
The Machine That Processes Children: A Guest Post by Robert Brockway - B&N Reads
An imaginary friend comes to life in this chilling and hilarious tale about what happens when our childhood companions never leave. Read on for an exclusive essay from author Robert Brockway on writin...
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February 19, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Did a little guest post for Barnes & Noble. They still have a blog! People still have blogs! www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/robert-...
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Join Mr T. @merrittk.com, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @brockway.bsky.social in their animated quest to save America on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/hwo29I-DYGM
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 265, Mister T with Merritt K
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February 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Join Mr T. @merrittk.com, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @brockway.bsky.social in their animated quest to save America on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/hwo29I-DYGM
Did this lovely and very chill early morning podcast about the book for Woodland Corpses, the podcast of Temple of Dead Trees. It's... lovelier and chiller than it sounds.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=up7s...
In Conversation with Robert Brockway
YouTube video by Woodland Corpses Horror Podcast
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February 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Did this lovely and very chill early morning podcast about the book for Woodland Corpses, the podcast of Temple of Dead Trees. It's... lovelier and chiller than it sounds.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=up7s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=up7s...
The audiobook of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend is incredible. Sarah Mollo-Christensen did a wonderful job with my weird, demanding script. It's so good I'm giving away an Audible copy to prove it. Reply here, I'll pick someone at random!
www.audible.com/pd/I-Will-Ki...
www.audible.com/pd/I-Will-Ki...
February 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The audiobook of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend is incredible. Sarah Mollo-Christensen did a wonderful job with my weird, demanding script. It's so good I'm giving away an Audible copy to prove it. Reply here, I'll pick someone at random!
www.audible.com/pd/I-Will-Ki...
www.audible.com/pd/I-Will-Ki...
Confirmed, and so cool.
Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.
February 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Confirmed, and so cool.
I also got "Brave Little Toaster meets IT."
Hey @caseyexplosion.bsky.social: a rare book recommendation that I think will fit your particular interests. Has been described as Stephen king meets Sesame Street.
It's release day for I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! It exists now as an item in the world. It should be at your local bookstore. If it's not, if your local bookstore doesn't stock the best books, I see no reason why they should exist. You know what I mean.
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February 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I also got "Brave Little Toaster meets IT."
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It's a super upsetting Teamworking Day! @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social are covering Gun Self-Defense For Ladies. Just look at this thumbnail. We promise it can't see you back. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/team...
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It's a super upsetting Teamworking Day! @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social are covering Gun Self-Defense For Ladies. Just look at this thumbnail. We promise it can't see you back. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/team...
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Coffin Moon ebook still $1.99! Reminder that there's lots of places to get it, but stoked to see these Amazon numbers. Thank you to everyone that’s grabbed a copy!
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Coffin Moon ebook still $1.99! Reminder that there's lots of places to get it, but stoked to see these Amazon numbers. Thank you to everyone that’s grabbed a copy!
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OH SHIT. Surprise Friday special. $2.99 on ebook in the US/Canada. God knows for how long, so get on that.
It's the greatest* fantasy** novel of all time. Terms and conditions apply.
www.amazon.com/Bone-Raiders...
It's the greatest* fantasy** novel of all time. Terms and conditions apply.
www.amazon.com/Bone-Raiders...
The Bone Raiders (The Rakada Book 1)
Amazon.com: The Bone Raiders (The Rakada Book 1) eBook : Ford, Jackson: Kindle Store
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February 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
OH SHIT. Surprise Friday special. $2.99 on ebook in the US/Canada. God knows for how long, so get on that.
It's the greatest* fantasy** novel of all time. Terms and conditions apply.
www.amazon.com/Bone-Raiders...
It's the greatest* fantasy** novel of all time. Terms and conditions apply.
www.amazon.com/Bone-Raiders...
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The @graphicaudio.bsky.social full-cast adaptation of SUICIDE KINGS, the 7th Eric Carter book, is 50% off until the 20th. Check it out.
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50% OFF Suicide Kings [Dramatized Adaptation]: Eric Carter 7
'The seventh book of this dark urban fantasy series follows necromancer Eric Carter through a world of vengeful gods and goddesses, mysterious murders, and restless ghosts.
Family is murder.
W...
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February 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The @graphicaudio.bsky.social full-cast adaptation of SUICIDE KINGS, the 7th Eric Carter book, is 50% off until the 20th. Check it out.
www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...
www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...
I'll yell my own name into the air, no problem.
Will you sign my copy of the audio book?
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I'll yell my own name into the air, no problem.
Dan would have had funnier things to say about the way Kenny Loggins runs.
@youknowlydia.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social , and @seanbaby.bsky.social also pay tribute to their friend and friend of the site, Dan McQuade, this week by watching something he would have loved: celebrities being terrible at sports. youtu.be/N2GpUbDqu4Y
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 264, The Rock 'N Roll Sports Classic with Lydia Bugg
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February 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Dan would have had funnier things to say about the way Kenny Loggins runs.
The audiobook for I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 rules and it's not just me saying that. This book required so much insane voice work and Sarah nailed every role. It really is crazy how she managed that.
I really enjoyed the new book, @brockway.bsky.social . I did the audiobook on Audible. It was read by Sarah Mollo-Christensen and her voice for Ivan reminded me a lot of Bill Skarsgård, which I thought really worked. Her Eddie Video was great too. Very fun story. Do you think there will be sequels?
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
The audiobook for I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 rules and it's not just me saying that. This book required so much insane voice work and Sarah nailed every role. It really is crazy how she managed that.
Just got a second run of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 has hit the warehouse.
Copies should be shipping out today!
Copies should be shipping out today!
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Just got a second run of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 has hit the warehouse.
Copies should be shipping out today!
Copies should be shipping out today!
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@brockway.bsky.social , @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social show their human faces on our YouTube podcast. Normally, you have to pay extra for that, but it's just as free as all our podcast material. What a deal! youtu.be/1VDM_BRPWFY
BIGFEETS - Episode 64, The Twisted Torch
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February 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
@brockway.bsky.social , @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social show their human faces on our YouTube podcast. Normally, you have to pay extra for that, but it's just as free as all our podcast material. What a deal! youtu.be/1VDM_BRPWFY
If you were on the ball enough to get an early copy of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 and for some reason want to help me, or establish goodwill to set me up for a later betrayal, reviews are the best thing you can do!
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
If you were on the ball enough to get an early copy of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 and for some reason want to help me, or establish goodwill to set me up for a later betrayal, reviews are the best thing you can do!
I know it still says sold out or on backorder a few places, but I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 is entering its THIRD print run. We will get your books to you! It's too late to change your mind. They're coming. They're on the way. They will find you. God, they're so hungry.
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I know it still says sold out or on backorder a few places, but I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 is entering its THIRD print run. We will get your books to you! It's too late to change your mind. They're coming. They're on the way. They will find you. God, they're so hungry.
Lovely, and heartbreaking. Help out his family if you can: everloved.com/life-of/dan-...
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Lovely, and heartbreaking. Help out his family if you can: everloved.com/life-of/dan-...
Getting word that I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 is sold out at a lot of local bookstores. Keep your order in with your local if possible! Publisher ordered a second printing before we even got to launch day, it shouldn't be long! The majors still have copies.
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Pre-Order Brockway's New Book! | Linktree
I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 -- A new comedic horror assault by Robert Brockway. Now in exciting book form. Pre-order below!
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February 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Getting word that I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 is sold out at a lot of local bookstores. Keep your order in with your local if possible! Publisher ordered a second printing before we even got to launch day, it shouldn't be long! The majors still have copies.
linktr.ee/killyourimag...
linktr.ee/killyourimag...
Yes, it's wrong of you to wish more violence and dick jokes into a beloved Studio Ghibli story. I have the wrong book for you.
You ever watch 'My Neighbor Totoro' and think to yourself "this is great, but it needs way more violence and dick jokes?"
I strongly recommend @brockway.bsky.social's 'I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200'
I strongly recommend @brockway.bsky.social's 'I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200'
Did my part to keep @brockway.bsky.social out of federal prison
February 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Yes, it's wrong of you to wish more violence and dick jokes into a beloved Studio Ghibli story. I have the wrong book for you.
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Automan has escaped containment! @zakkoonce.bsky.social joins @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social once again for more Automan. on.soundcloud.com/0Hb42CBsK1IR...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 263, Automan goes to Zippers with Zak Koonce
Zak Koonce joins us for a follow up to last week's episode about Automan, the computerized himbo who can do anything. This time, cyber hunk hijinks and pixie boy jealousy collide as Automan becomes a
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February 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Automan has escaped containment! @zakkoonce.bsky.social joins @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social once again for more Automan. on.soundcloud.com/0Hb42CBsK1IR...
Publisher's Weekly said it's "Stephen King meets Sesame Street," but I can't just leave this promotional angle on the table. Buy my book I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200. It's like JoJo with kids.
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February 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Publisher's Weekly said it's "Stephen King meets Sesame Street," but I can't just leave this promotional angle on the table. Buy my book I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200. It's like JoJo with kids.
linktr.ee/killyourimag...
linktr.ee/killyourimag...
I figured I'd give explaining the book a shot instead of just threatening my readers and friends. It did not go well.
We're all going to jail! That must mean @brockway.bsky.social's book is on the shelves at your local bookstore. We've got a FREE peek behind the scenes of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend For $200 today. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/refl...
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I figured I'd give explaining the book a shot instead of just threatening my readers and friends. It did not go well.
I wrote the smell into it.
I now have my copy of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 by @brockway.bsky.social and here's my pre-read review:
The book smells weird. 10 out of 10 A+++
The book smells weird. 10 out of 10 A+++
January 29, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I wrote the smell into it.
This month has been a terrible decade.
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
This month has been a terrible decade.