Robert Brockway
@brockway.bsky.social
Screenwriter, novelist, podcaster, comedian. Putting the 900 in 1900HOTDOG. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend linktr.ee/brockwar
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Pre-order my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200, through @bookshop.org and you get an exclusive discount AND bonus short story. Use promo code Robert15. I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a promo code.
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Hey! The narrative audiobook of DEAD THINGS, the first in the Eric Carter, Necromancer series is 50% off until 12/1 if you like that sort of thing.
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50% OFF Dead Things
Follow necromancer Eric Carter through a world of vengeful gods and goddesses, mysterious murders, and restless ghosts in this dark urban fantasy series kick-off.
Necromancer is such an ugly word, ...
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November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hey! The narrative audiobook of DEAD THINGS, the first in the Eric Carter, Necromancer series is 50% off until 12/1 if you like that sort of thing.
www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...
www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...
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If you check out our YouTube channel, you might see Pierce Brosnan this week! He's not on it, but who knows anything is possible in the mystical realm of our YouTube podcast. @alexschmidty.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social will be there, though. youtu.be/hK40p3dKj2w
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 252, BrosPod with Alex Schmidt
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
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November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you check out our YouTube channel, you might see Pierce Brosnan this week! He's not on it, but who knows anything is possible in the mystical realm of our YouTube podcast. @alexschmidty.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social will be there, though. youtu.be/hK40p3dKj2w
There's a Goodreads giveaway for ARCs of my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! It runs from now until November 17th. I've been assured all prize copies will still count towards keeping me out of prison, or I would not be telling you about this.
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
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November 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There's a Goodreads giveaway for ARCs of my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! It runs from now until November 17th. I've been assured all prize copies will still count towards keeping me out of prison, or I would not be telling you about this.
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
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As our traditional Halloween gift to you, here's a @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social Teamworking Day. It's about a series of YouTube music videos where a man gets dumped across spacetime. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/team...
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
As our traditional Halloween gift to you, here's a @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social Teamworking Day. It's about a series of YouTube music videos where a man gets dumped across spacetime. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/team...
Absolution by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, the fourth Southern Reach book. Every VanderMeer book comes with deranged surrealist horror and implacable dread, this one also comes with a neat foil cover! If you're terrified about the future's impending environmental disasters, read this. It won't help.
October 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Absolution by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, the fourth Southern Reach book. Every VanderMeer book comes with deranged surrealist horror and implacable dread, this one also comes with a neat foil cover! If you're terrified about the future's impending environmental disasters, read this. It won't help.
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It's a tropical punch flavored episode of our video podcast this week with Dimitri Simakis. The normal blood flavored video podcast will return next week! Enjoy this sweet reprieve. youtu.be/Eh-cjhW96dg
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 251, Kool-Aid Wacky-Zany Video with Dimitri Simakis
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
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October 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's a tropical punch flavored episode of our video podcast this week with Dimitri Simakis. The normal blood flavored video podcast will return next week! Enjoy this sweet reprieve. youtu.be/Eh-cjhW96dg
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only 12 hours left to back this little scene-building game about cryptids and 90’s drive-time call-in radio shows. easy to lean, fun to play, a low bar of entry for anyone looking to hone their improv skills, and SICK CRYPTID ART.
back it here! ttrpg.link/cryptidshow
back it here! ttrpg.link/cryptidshow
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
only 12 hours left to back this little scene-building game about cryptids and 90’s drive-time call-in radio shows. easy to lean, fun to play, a low bar of entry for anyone looking to hone their improv skills, and SICK CRYPTID ART.
back it here! ttrpg.link/cryptidshow
back it here! ttrpg.link/cryptidshow
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If you're not listening to the Bigfeets Podcast, you're missing out on all the latest Dark Souls DLC.
October 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If you're not listening to the Bigfeets Podcast, you're missing out on all the latest Dark Souls DLC.
The most disappointing pop culture lie is that doctors are like medical Sherlock Holmes out to solve the mystery of illness instead of a hungover old man who gets your name wrong three times and writes you a prescription for extra big aspirin.
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The most disappointing pop culture lie is that doctors are like medical Sherlock Holmes out to solve the mystery of illness instead of a hungover old man who gets your name wrong three times and writes you a prescription for extra big aspirin.
H Y P E, in cast form.
Well now - it's a brand new HYPECAST with the lovely @brockway.bsky.social! Come laugh and cry with us!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/ZNTZm
Apple: shorturl.at/jSS0o
YouTube: shorturl.at/4Xh5Q
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/ZNTZm
Apple: shorturl.at/jSS0o
YouTube: shorturl.at/4Xh5Q
October 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
H Y P E, in cast form.
Between Two Fires is one of my favorite books of all time, but you know this. I won't shut up about this. Let's go with an alternate @buehlmeister.bsky.social for Halloween: Those across the river. Both a celebration of and subversion of Southern Gothic and Folk Horror.
October 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Between Two Fires is one of my favorite books of all time, but you know this. I won't shut up about this. Let's go with an alternate @buehlmeister.bsky.social for Halloween: Those across the river. Both a celebration of and subversion of Southern Gothic and Folk Horror.
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My least-hated novel is 3 bucks for the next week in ebook form, just search your device for 'This Book is Full of Spiders', it's like if the cast of Stranger Things group up and became bitter alcoholics and the town went to shit around them & the monsters kept getting weirder
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My least-hated novel is 3 bucks for the next week in ebook form, just search your device for 'This Book is Full of Spiders', it's like if the cast of Stranger Things group up and became bitter alcoholics and the town went to shit around them & the monsters kept getting weirder
The saddest one-sentence story ever written.
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The saddest one-sentence story ever written.
Fuck. Yes. I was excited at the idea of this being good. I'm over the moon at the prospect of it being hilarious trash. Haha collect the Itfinity Stones, children of Maine.
Wait is this really the premise of the new ‘It’ spinoff series on HBO
October 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fuck. Yes. I was excited at the idea of this being good. I'm over the moon at the prospect of it being hilarious trash. Haha collect the Itfinity Stones, children of Maine.
I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 is available for request at NetGalley! www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...
If you're a person who uses that, check it out. Early reviews are really helpful in keeping certain authors out of prison.
#IWillKillYourImaginaryFriendfor200 #NetGalley
If you're a person who uses that, check it out. Early reviews are really helpful in keeping certain authors out of prison.
#IWillKillYourImaginaryFriendfor200 #NetGalley
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 is available for request at NetGalley! www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...
If you're a person who uses that, check it out. Early reviews are really helpful in keeping certain authors out of prison.
#IWillKillYourImaginaryFriendfor200 #NetGalley
If you're a person who uses that, check it out. Early reviews are really helpful in keeping certain authors out of prison.
#IWillKillYourImaginaryFriendfor200 #NetGalley
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did you know that i've been doing a comic about a little guy named Greebo on an adventure with a barbarian woman named Truq. right now they're fighting a drunk driving bride named Car Maiden. i'm having a lot of fun with it. updates three times a week! patreon.com/merrittk
October 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
did you know that i've been doing a comic about a little guy named Greebo on an adventure with a barbarian woman named Truq. right now they're fighting a drunk driving bride named Car Maiden. i'm having a lot of fun with it. updates three times a week! patreon.com/merrittk
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I got to read this early and was not prepared for just how well it goes from goofy to creepy to tugging-on-heartstrings and then borderline terrifying. It if fantastic on SO many levels and you don't want to miss it.
Pre-order my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200, through @bookshop.org and you get an exclusive discount AND bonus short story. Use promo code Robert15. I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a promo code.
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
October 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I got to read this early and was not prepared for just how well it goes from goofy to creepy to tugging-on-heartstrings and then borderline terrifying. It if fantastic on SO many levels and you don't want to miss it.
Pre-order my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200, through @bookshop.org and you get an exclusive discount AND bonus short story. Use promo code Robert15. I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a promo code.
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Pre-order my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200, through @bookshop.org and you get an exclusive discount AND bonus short story. Use promo code Robert15. I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a promo code.
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
Man, Ash has really grown the whole Stunt List concept into something special.
Lights. Camera. RADNESS—
The hottest new horror scripts in Hollywood are here, featuring produced pros & emerging voices from The #DeadList. Season 3 is LIVE and nothing short of sinister. Access in bio, but don’t miss the marquee preview below☠️👇🏻
#scriptsky #filmsky
The hottest new horror scripts in Hollywood are here, featuring produced pros & emerging voices from The #DeadList. Season 3 is LIVE and nothing short of sinister. Access in bio, but don’t miss the marquee preview below☠️👇🏻
#scriptsky #filmsky
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Man, Ash has really grown the whole Stunt List concept into something special.
Undisputed champ of the No Kings protests was the lady across from me standing up, totally unassisted, and waving a sign that said "I'M 100 AND MY HUSBAND DID NOT FIGHT IN WW2 FOR THIS." Fuckin' fighting facsicm at the century mark. Incredible.
October 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Undisputed champ of the No Kings protests was the lady across from me standing up, totally unassisted, and waving a sign that said "I'M 100 AND MY HUSBAND DID NOT FIGHT IN WW2 FOR THIS." Fuckin' fighting facsicm at the century mark. Incredible.
Some maniac sent me a suspicious package. I'm going to open it.
October 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Some maniac sent me a suspicious package. I'm going to open it.
RIP the The Amazing Dead Sea Monkeys.
You can also watch animated avatars of @michaelswaim.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social discuss The Amazing Sea Monkeys on our YouTube channel! It's always playing and always watching whenever you want it to and also when you don't. youtu.be/-loCg9xDAkw
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 249, The Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys with Michael Swaim
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
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October 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
RIP the The Amazing Dead Sea Monkeys.
This actually doesn't count toward my post a horror book a day project. I'm cheating in order to post more horror books. I stand by this blurb.
One of my favorite blurbs for this was @brockway.bsky.social calling it "a cosmic horror JOHN WICK."
October 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This actually doesn't count toward my post a horror book a day project. I'm cheating in order to post more horror books. I stand by this blurb.
In an effort to force myself to remember that social media exists, a task I've been failing every day since social media was invented, I'm going to post a horror book a day until Halloween.
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
In an effort to force myself to remember that social media exists, a task I've been failing every day since social media was invented, I'm going to post a horror book a day until Halloween.
Stop worrying about Tron. Jared Leto isn't real. He can't hurt you.
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Stop worrying about Tron. Jared Leto isn't real. He can't hurt you.