Robert Brockway
@brockway.bsky.social
Screenwriter, novelist, podcaster, comedian. Putting the 900 in 1900HOTDOG. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend linktr.ee/brockwar
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Pre-order my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200, through @bookshop.org and you get an exclusive discount AND bonus short story. Use promo code Robert15. I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a promo code.
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Boughten.
my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Boughten.
My first Starred Review in Publisher's Weekly! Now that I have that coveted star, I'm going to be completely insufferable.
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My first Starred Review in Publisher's Weekly! Now that I have that coveted star, I'm going to be completely insufferable.
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You can also watch @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social discuss how badly the AIMS team is losing to the Cherokee Death Cat on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/TT8QN9K81Xc
BIGFEETS Episode 59 - AIMS vs The Cherokee Death Cat
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You can also watch @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social discuss how badly the AIMS team is losing to the Cherokee Death Cat on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/TT8QN9K81Xc
Drain that swamp. Suck it dry. Fondle the swamp's b-
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Drain that swamp. Suck it dry. Fondle the swamp's b-
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We've got @jasonkpargin.bsky.social's Hotdog origin story this week. Of course, it's about a hamburger. Hosts @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social were still willing to let it on the show after much controversy. on.soundcloud.com/9vgskXNWWphq...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin
Jason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger with a side of racism, an icey glass of sexual assualt and a garnish of songs that are maybe some of the best ever written.
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soundcloud.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We've got @jasonkpargin.bsky.social's Hotdog origin story this week. Of course, it's about a hamburger. Hosts @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social were still willing to let it on the show after much controversy. on.soundcloud.com/9vgskXNWWphq...
Less than a week left on this!
There's a Goodreads giveaway for ARCs of my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! It runs from now until November 17th. I've been assured all prize copies will still count towards keeping me out of prison, or I would not be telling you about this.
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Less than a week left on this!
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Hey! The narrative audiobook of DEAD THINGS, the first in the Eric Carter, Necromancer series is 50% off until 12/1 if you like that sort of thing.
www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...
www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...
50% OFF Dead Things
Follow necromancer Eric Carter through a world of vengeful gods and goddesses, mysterious murders, and restless ghosts in this dark urban fantasy series kick-off.
Necromancer is such an ugly word, ...
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November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hey! The narrative audiobook of DEAD THINGS, the first in the Eric Carter, Necromancer series is 50% off until 12/1 if you like that sort of thing.
www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...
www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...
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If you check out our YouTube channel, you might see Pierce Brosnan this week! He's not on it, but who knows anything is possible in the mystical realm of our YouTube podcast. @alexschmidty.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social will be there, though. youtu.be/hK40p3dKj2w
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 252, BrosPod with Alex Schmidt
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you check out our YouTube channel, you might see Pierce Brosnan this week! He's not on it, but who knows anything is possible in the mystical realm of our YouTube podcast. @alexschmidty.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social will be there, though. youtu.be/hK40p3dKj2w
There's a Goodreads giveaway for ARCs of my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! It runs from now until November 17th. I've been assured all prize copies will still count towards keeping me out of prison, or I would not be telling you about this.
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There's a Goodreads giveaway for ARCs of my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! It runs from now until November 17th. I've been assured all prize copies will still count towards keeping me out of prison, or I would not be telling you about this.
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
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As our traditional Halloween gift to you, here's a @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social Teamworking Day. It's about a series of YouTube music videos where a man gets dumped across spacetime. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/team...
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
As our traditional Halloween gift to you, here's a @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social Teamworking Day. It's about a series of YouTube music videos where a man gets dumped across spacetime. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/team...
Absolution by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, the fourth Southern Reach book. Every VanderMeer book comes with deranged surrealist horror and implacable dread, this one also comes with a neat foil cover! If you're terrified about the future's impending environmental disasters, read this. It won't help.
October 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Absolution by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, the fourth Southern Reach book. Every VanderMeer book comes with deranged surrealist horror and implacable dread, this one also comes with a neat foil cover! If you're terrified about the future's impending environmental disasters, read this. It won't help.
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It's a tropical punch flavored episode of our video podcast this week with Dimitri Simakis. The normal blood flavored video podcast will return next week! Enjoy this sweet reprieve. youtu.be/Eh-cjhW96dg
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 251, Kool-Aid Wacky-Zany Video with Dimitri Simakis
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's a tropical punch flavored episode of our video podcast this week with Dimitri Simakis. The normal blood flavored video podcast will return next week! Enjoy this sweet reprieve. youtu.be/Eh-cjhW96dg
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only 12 hours left to back this little scene-building game about cryptids and 90’s drive-time call-in radio shows. easy to lean, fun to play, a low bar of entry for anyone looking to hone their improv skills, and SICK CRYPTID ART.
back it here! ttrpg.link/cryptidshow
back it here! ttrpg.link/cryptidshow
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
only 12 hours left to back this little scene-building game about cryptids and 90’s drive-time call-in radio shows. easy to lean, fun to play, a low bar of entry for anyone looking to hone their improv skills, and SICK CRYPTID ART.
back it here! ttrpg.link/cryptidshow
back it here! ttrpg.link/cryptidshow
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If you're not listening to the Bigfeets Podcast, you're missing out on all the latest Dark Souls DLC.
October 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If you're not listening to the Bigfeets Podcast, you're missing out on all the latest Dark Souls DLC.
The most disappointing pop culture lie is that doctors are like medical Sherlock Holmes out to solve the mystery of illness instead of a hungover old man who gets your name wrong three times and writes you a prescription for extra big aspirin.
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The most disappointing pop culture lie is that doctors are like medical Sherlock Holmes out to solve the mystery of illness instead of a hungover old man who gets your name wrong three times and writes you a prescription for extra big aspirin.
H Y P E, in cast form.
Well now - it's a brand new HYPECAST with the lovely @brockway.bsky.social! Come laugh and cry with us!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/ZNTZm
Apple: shorturl.at/jSS0o
YouTube: shorturl.at/4Xh5Q
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/ZNTZm
Apple: shorturl.at/jSS0o
YouTube: shorturl.at/4Xh5Q
October 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
H Y P E, in cast form.
Between Two Fires is one of my favorite books of all time, but you know this. I won't shut up about this. Let's go with an alternate @buehlmeister.bsky.social for Halloween: Those across the river. Both a celebration of and subversion of Southern Gothic and Folk Horror.
October 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Between Two Fires is one of my favorite books of all time, but you know this. I won't shut up about this. Let's go with an alternate @buehlmeister.bsky.social for Halloween: Those across the river. Both a celebration of and subversion of Southern Gothic and Folk Horror.
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My least-hated novel is 3 bucks for the next week in ebook form, just search your device for 'This Book is Full of Spiders', it's like if the cast of Stranger Things group up and became bitter alcoholics and the town went to shit around them & the monsters kept getting weirder
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My least-hated novel is 3 bucks for the next week in ebook form, just search your device for 'This Book is Full of Spiders', it's like if the cast of Stranger Things group up and became bitter alcoholics and the town went to shit around them & the monsters kept getting weirder
The saddest one-sentence story ever written.
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The saddest one-sentence story ever written.
Fuck. Yes. I was excited at the idea of this being good. I'm over the moon at the prospect of it being hilarious trash. Haha collect the Itfinity Stones, children of Maine.
Wait is this really the premise of the new ‘It’ spinoff series on HBO
October 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fuck. Yes. I was excited at the idea of this being good. I'm over the moon at the prospect of it being hilarious trash. Haha collect the Itfinity Stones, children of Maine.
I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 is available for request at NetGalley! www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...
If you're a person who uses that, check it out. Early reviews are really helpful in keeping certain authors out of prison.
#IWillKillYourImaginaryFriendfor200 #NetGalley
If you're a person who uses that, check it out. Early reviews are really helpful in keeping certain authors out of prison.
#IWillKillYourImaginaryFriendfor200 #NetGalley
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 is available for request at NetGalley! www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...
If you're a person who uses that, check it out. Early reviews are really helpful in keeping certain authors out of prison.
#IWillKillYourImaginaryFriendfor200 #NetGalley
If you're a person who uses that, check it out. Early reviews are really helpful in keeping certain authors out of prison.
#IWillKillYourImaginaryFriendfor200 #NetGalley
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did you know that i've been doing a comic about a little guy named Greebo on an adventure with a barbarian woman named Truq. right now they're fighting a drunk driving bride named Car Maiden. i'm having a lot of fun with it. updates three times a week! patreon.com/merrittk
October 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
did you know that i've been doing a comic about a little guy named Greebo on an adventure with a barbarian woman named Truq. right now they're fighting a drunk driving bride named Car Maiden. i'm having a lot of fun with it. updates three times a week! patreon.com/merrittk
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I got to read this early and was not prepared for just how well it goes from goofy to creepy to tugging-on-heartstrings and then borderline terrifying. It if fantastic on SO many levels and you don't want to miss it.
Pre-order my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200, through @bookshop.org and you get an exclusive discount AND bonus short story. Use promo code Robert15. I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a promo code.
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
October 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I got to read this early and was not prepared for just how well it goes from goofy to creepy to tugging-on-heartstrings and then borderline terrifying. It if fantastic on SO many levels and you don't want to miss it.
Pre-order my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200, through @bookshop.org and you get an exclusive discount AND bonus short story. Use promo code Robert15. I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a promo code.
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Pre-order my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200, through @bookshop.org and you get an exclusive discount AND bonus short story. Use promo code Robert15. I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a promo code.
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
Man, Ash has really grown the whole Stunt List concept into something special.
Lights. Camera. RADNESS—
The hottest new horror scripts in Hollywood are here, featuring produced pros & emerging voices from The #DeadList. Season 3 is LIVE and nothing short of sinister. Access in bio, but don’t miss the marquee preview below☠️👇🏻
#scriptsky #filmsky
The hottest new horror scripts in Hollywood are here, featuring produced pros & emerging voices from The #DeadList. Season 3 is LIVE and nothing short of sinister. Access in bio, but don’t miss the marquee preview below☠️👇🏻
#scriptsky #filmsky
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Man, Ash has really grown the whole Stunt List concept into something special.