junie sylvia 🌸
@juniperplexed.bsky.social
probably not the girl of your dreams but i'll wander through the background eating cereal sometimes
she/her
mdni 🔞
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https://ko-fi.com/juniperplexed
she/her
mdni 🔞
use alt text please :)
💖 @raven.gifts 💖
https://ko-fi.com/juniperplexed
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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i'm like
get outta my yard
get outta my yard
my dog has adhd but it's just that when there's a deficit in how much attention she's getting she gets hyperactive and disorderly
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
my dog has adhd but it's just that when there's a deficit in how much attention she's getting she gets hyperactive and disorderly
my older brother's wedding happened a few months before i realized i was trans, so while it was an amazing weekend full of only the happiest memories, all the pictures and mementos i have from it just hurt to look at
but now i finally have one that reminds me just how lucky i am to be his sister 😭💖
but now i finally have one that reminds me just how lucky i am to be his sister 😭💖
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
my older brother's wedding happened a few months before i realized i was trans, so while it was an amazing weekend full of only the happiest memories, all the pictures and mementos i have from it just hurt to look at
but now i finally have one that reminds me just how lucky i am to be his sister 😭💖
but now i finally have one that reminds me just how lucky i am to be his sister 😭💖
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please lamar jackson, please sir, pop off this game and i have a chance, please, please, please
i am against my wife in playoff fantasy football. which is hot because we can do a hater to lover arc in a week
December 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
please lamar jackson, please sir, pop off this game and i have a chance, please, please, please
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fact: santa can fit in any chimney
hypothesis: santa can also fit in mama claus's pussy
conclusion: santa is a sizekink enjoyer
hypothesis: santa can also fit in mama claus's pussy
conclusion: santa is a sizekink enjoyer
December 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
fact: santa can fit in any chimney
hypothesis: santa can also fit in mama claus's pussy
conclusion: santa is a sizekink enjoyer
hypothesis: santa can also fit in mama claus's pussy
conclusion: santa is a sizekink enjoyer
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fuck my dog life
please lamar jackson, please sir, pop off this game and i have a chance, please, please, please
i am against my wife in playoff fantasy football. which is hot because we can do a hater to lover arc in a week
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
fuck my dog life
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can i say something without anyone getting mad?
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
can i say something without anyone getting mad?
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Anthony Joshua punched Jake Paul so hard he hearing colors and seeing sounds right now.
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Anthony Joshua punched Jake Paul so hard he hearing colors and seeing sounds right now.
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we gonna need an analysis on this process
project manager: i will just give it to interns
but that's your job tho
pm: no, also i will complain that the coders are doing stuff incorrectly based on poor analysis and you just gonna take it
understandable, have a nice day
project manager: i will just give it to interns
but that's your job tho
pm: no, also i will complain that the coders are doing stuff incorrectly based on poor analysis and you just gonna take it
understandable, have a nice day
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
we gonna need an analysis on this process
project manager: i will just give it to interns
but that's your job tho
pm: no, also i will complain that the coders are doing stuff incorrectly based on poor analysis and you just gonna take it
understandable, have a nice day
project manager: i will just give it to interns
but that's your job tho
pm: no, also i will complain that the coders are doing stuff incorrectly based on poor analysis and you just gonna take it
understandable, have a nice day
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mating press tonite 👀
mating press, king??
mating press tonite 👀
mating press, king??
mating press tonite 👀
December 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
mating press tonite 👀
mating press, king??
mating press tonite 👀
mating press, king??
mating press tonite 👀
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almost two years in, i still smile like a dork every time i see a picture of my wife,which happens a lot since she's on my lock screen
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
almost two years in, i still smile like a dork every time i see a picture of my wife,which happens a lot since she's on my lock screen
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ask me anything or whatever you want to write, i am high
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Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
ask me anything or whatever you want to write, i am high
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this is really difficult
i love spaghettini when it's for buttered noodles
i also love the little sea shells pasta with my mom's seafood sauce
or the tube one with carbonara
i love spaghettini when it's for buttered noodles
i also love the little sea shells pasta with my mom's seafood sauce
or the tube one with carbonara
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
this is really difficult
i love spaghettini when it's for buttered noodles
i also love the little sea shells pasta with my mom's seafood sauce
or the tube one with carbonara
i love spaghettini when it's for buttered noodles
i also love the little sea shells pasta with my mom's seafood sauce
or the tube one with carbonara
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i still don't have a whole lot since i play casually but still really fun
the shotgun, toro i think?, is so strong in close quarters. but i try my best to sneak and be a pacifist 😅
also like the burst rifle, it's a good all rounder
the shotgun, toro i think?, is so strong in close quarters. but i try my best to sneak and be a pacifist 😅
also like the burst rifle, it's a good all rounder
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i still don't have a whole lot since i play casually but still really fun
the shotgun, toro i think?, is so strong in close quarters. but i try my best to sneak and be a pacifist 😅
also like the burst rifle, it's a good all rounder
the shotgun, toro i think?, is so strong in close quarters. but i try my best to sneak and be a pacifist 😅
also like the burst rifle, it's a good all rounder
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i do love my tank tops, i have multiple of different colors because i love tight tops + baggy pants. i might try sports bra + baggy when summer is here
hmmm, cute is not really my style, it's more part of my wife's repertoire 😅
and she's really good at it 💖
hmmm, cute is not really my style, it's more part of my wife's repertoire 😅
and she's really good at it 💖
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i do love my tank tops, i have multiple of different colors because i love tight tops + baggy pants. i might try sports bra + baggy when summer is here
hmmm, cute is not really my style, it's more part of my wife's repertoire 😅
and she's really good at it 💖
hmmm, cute is not really my style, it's more part of my wife's repertoire 😅
and she's really good at it 💖
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it might be a blessing in disguise that i can't be there to cheer for my wife playing hockey. because she might get super charged and annihilate the other team. i can't be responsible of a massacre
it might be a blessing in disguise that i can't be there to cheer for my wife playing hockey. because she might get super charged and annihilate the other team. i can't be responsible of a massacre
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
it might be a blessing in disguise that i can't be there to cheer for my wife playing hockey. because she might get super charged and annihilate the other team. i can't be responsible of a massacre
it might be a blessing in disguise that i can't be there to cheer for my wife playing hockey. because she might get super charged and annihilate the other team. i can't be responsible of a massacre
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thank you soooo much 💖
to many more days together with my wife 🥂🙏
to many more days together with my wife 🥂🙏
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
thank you soooo much 💖
to many more days together with my wife 🥂🙏
to many more days together with my wife 🥂🙏
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hi also high, i am high
how you doing
how you doing
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
hi also high, i am high
how you doing
how you doing
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post your lockscreen 🔫🐦⬛
she's prettyyyyyy
she's prettyyyyyy
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
post your lockscreen 🔫🐦⬛
she's prettyyyyyy
she's prettyyyyyy
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who would have thought that someone that knows her shit would get me a bra that fit really well
i am pretty hyped at wearing v collars now
i am pretty hyped at wearing v collars now
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
who would have thought that someone that knows her shit would get me a bra that fit really well
i am pretty hyped at wearing v collars now
i am pretty hyped at wearing v collars now
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also, 🐶
something that never happened to me before is when you are loved, your walls are slowly being taken down and you are surprised by your own self with discoveries
i have learned so much about myself, it's awesome
also, i love my wife so much
i have learned so much about myself, it's awesome
also, i love my wife so much
December 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
also, 🐶
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chat, can i get recommendations for cool purse shops online? i want to get my first one
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
chat, can i get recommendations for cool purse shops online? i want to get my first one