junie sylvia 🌸
@juniperplexed.bsky.social
probably not the girl of your dreams but i'll wander through the background eating cereal sometimes
she/her
mdni 🔞
use alt text please :)
💖 @raven.gifts 💖
https://ko-fi.com/juniperplexed
she/her
mdni 🔞
use alt text please :)
💖 @raven.gifts 💖
https://ko-fi.com/juniperplexed
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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i'm like
get outta my yard
get outta my yard
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per my wife
i am a smart bimbo
i love her so much 💖
i am a smart bimbo
i love her so much 💖
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
per my wife
i am a smart bimbo
i love her so much 💖
i am a smart bimbo
i love her so much 💖
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drafted into phase 2 because i am too load bearing to leave the project
it's going to be a fun next few months
it's going to be a fun next few months
i was talking with my original team's lead about the recent horrible experiences from my PM and my lead was about to cry
because she knows how bad it is and is fighting to pull me out before phase 2 starts. she really doesn't want me to keep getting fucked by my PM
i am touched and also, fuck....
because she knows how bad it is and is fighting to pull me out before phase 2 starts. she really doesn't want me to keep getting fucked by my PM
i am touched and also, fuck....
February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
drafted into phase 2 because i am too load bearing to leave the project
it's going to be a fun next few months
it's going to be a fun next few months
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did you know that french toast has a history that dates back to ancient rome.
romans first used stale bread to make a dish called aliter dulcia, which translates to "another sweet dish".
the recipe was to soak stale bread in a mixture of milk and eggs before frying it in oil or butter.
also,
romans first used stale bread to make a dish called aliter dulcia, which translates to "another sweet dish".
the recipe was to soak stale bread in a mixture of milk and eggs before frying it in oil or butter.
also,
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
did you know that french toast has a history that dates back to ancient rome.
romans first used stale bread to make a dish called aliter dulcia, which translates to "another sweet dish".
the recipe was to soak stale bread in a mixture of milk and eggs before frying it in oil or butter.
also,
romans first used stale bread to make a dish called aliter dulcia, which translates to "another sweet dish".
the recipe was to soak stale bread in a mixture of milk and eggs before frying it in oil or butter.
also,
me whenever i'm forced to relive the malcolm butler play now
February 11, 2026 at 5:20 AM
me whenever i'm forced to relive the malcolm butler play now
they should let girls be high
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
they should let girls be high
i'm starting to think they call them brakes because trying to fix them myself breaks my will to live
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
i'm starting to think they call them brakes because trying to fix them myself breaks my will to live
jason myers mvp baybeeeeeeeee
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
jason myers mvp baybeeeeeeeee
bad bunny has already gained more yards than the pats offense
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
bad bunny has already gained more yards than the pats offense
just overheard one of my coworkers unironically recommending the band Wet Leg to someone and i got war flashbacks
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
just overheard one of my coworkers unironically recommending the band Wet Leg to someone and i got war flashbacks
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i have done it
making something legitimately cursed is harder than i thought
February 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i have done it
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short summary:
we first interacted here replying to each other about cuddling
after a long bit, she shared her discord by making me guess her username
i slid in her dms successfully
later, both caught feelings
my brain freaked out a bit
6 months later
🌸💖🐦⬛
we first interacted here replying to each other about cuddling
after a long bit, she shared her discord by making me guess her username
i slid in her dms successfully
later, both caught feelings
my brain freaked out a bit
6 months later
🌸💖🐦⬛
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
short summary:
we first interacted here replying to each other about cuddling
after a long bit, she shared her discord by making me guess her username
i slid in her dms successfully
later, both caught feelings
my brain freaked out a bit
6 months later
🌸💖🐦⬛
we first interacted here replying to each other about cuddling
after a long bit, she shared her discord by making me guess her username
i slid in her dms successfully
later, both caught feelings
my brain freaked out a bit
6 months later
🌸💖🐦⬛
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wait, it was today? i thought it was friday or saturday
i am stimming high in bed, i can't hold a gun
i am stimming high in bed, i can't hold a gun
February 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
wait, it was today? i thought it was friday or saturday
i am stimming high in bed, i can't hold a gun
i am stimming high in bed, i can't hold a gun
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yessssss, i am down, i will get the good stuff
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
yessssss, i am down, i will get the good stuff
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i really like hip hop
krystal swords made me discover metal
i like sweet calming spanish or french songs
doechii, kendrick lamar, frozen crown, stromae, MF DOOM, battle beast
krystal swords made me discover metal
i like sweet calming spanish or french songs
doechii, kendrick lamar, frozen crown, stromae, MF DOOM, battle beast
February 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
i really like hip hop
krystal swords made me discover metal
i like sweet calming spanish or french songs
doechii, kendrick lamar, frozen crown, stromae, MF DOOM, battle beast
krystal swords made me discover metal
i like sweet calming spanish or french songs
doechii, kendrick lamar, frozen crown, stromae, MF DOOM, battle beast
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yoooooooo
i am high
ask me
whatever
i am high
ask me
whatever
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
February 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
yoooooooo
i am high
ask me
whatever
i am high
ask me
whatever
para el quesooooooo
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
para el quesooooooo
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sporty girls are absolutely, completely, categorically, certainly, fully, totally, undoubtedly, entirely, wholly, flat-out, honestly, perfectly, truly, unquestionably, utterly, positively, downright gorgeous, pretty, sexy and hot
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
sporty girls are absolutely, completely, categorically, certainly, fully, totally, undoubtedly, entirely, wholly, flat-out, honestly, perfectly, truly, unquestionably, utterly, positively, downright gorgeous, pretty, sexy and hot
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new york times, foaming at the mouth, TRANSSEXUALS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES, HERE'S WHY THEY ARE TO BLAME
O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
February 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
new york times, foaming at the mouth, TRANSSEXUALS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES, HERE'S WHY THEY ARE TO BLAME
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fucking fire, i want that dress sooo bad
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
fucking fire, i want that dress sooo bad
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manager: how much job do you estimate that's left?
me: i can't say, the only things i see are sales lines about the project. the project manager doesn't leave anything concrete for us
manager, stunned and no IT experience: i can understand, it's your fault actually
understandable, have a nice day
me: i can't say, the only things i see are sales lines about the project. the project manager doesn't leave anything concrete for us
manager, stunned and no IT experience: i can understand, it's your fault actually
understandable, have a nice day
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
manager: how much job do you estimate that's left?
me: i can't say, the only things i see are sales lines about the project. the project manager doesn't leave anything concrete for us
manager, stunned and no IT experience: i can understand, it's your fault actually
understandable, have a nice day
me: i can't say, the only things i see are sales lines about the project. the project manager doesn't leave anything concrete for us
manager, stunned and no IT experience: i can understand, it's your fault actually
understandable, have a nice day