Count Schlockula
@schlocktacular.bsky.social
Co-Host of the Found On Shelf podcast/ Editor/ Schlock Enthusiast/ Halloween Coded Queer/ Depressed but in a funny way
Some amazing reviews popping up on the Found On Shelf discord for @bitterkarella.bsky.social ‘s new novel.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Some amazing reviews popping up on the Found On Shelf discord for @bitterkarella.bsky.social ‘s new novel.
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Look what just came in the mail! If you’re looking for a book to take up the blank space on the shelf from where you flung The Secret into the trash after we all JUST learned manifesting doesn’t work, then you should pick up Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social I hear it has at least 4 body fluids
September 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Look what just came in the mail! If you’re looking for a book to take up the blank space on the shelf from where you flung The Secret into the trash after we all JUST learned manifesting doesn’t work, then you should pick up Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social I hear it has at least 4 body fluids
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
September 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
Rest In Peace, Ozzy
July 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Rest In Peace, Ozzy
Take the openpsychometrics quiz and post the first four you know:
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
Misato Katsuragi (Evangellion)
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
Mia Wallace (Pulp Fiction)
Oooos all femme fatales. This test thinks I’m cooler than I actually am.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
Misato Katsuragi (Evangellion)
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
Mia Wallace (Pulp Fiction)
Oooos all femme fatales. This test thinks I’m cooler than I actually am.
May 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Take the openpsychometrics quiz and post the first four you know:
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
Misato Katsuragi (Evangellion)
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
Mia Wallace (Pulp Fiction)
Oooos all femme fatales. This test thinks I’m cooler than I actually am.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
Misato Katsuragi (Evangellion)
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
Mia Wallace (Pulp Fiction)
Oooos all femme fatales. This test thinks I’m cooler than I actually am.
I just saw Chappell Roan at the grocery store.
April 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I just saw Chappell Roan at the grocery store.
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Me in the national security team group chat
The energy I hope to bring
March 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The energy I hope to bring
March 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
March 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
March 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Okay fine, maybe just me. What about New York Ninja
March 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Okay fine, maybe just me. What about New York Ninja
Everyone at @foundonshelfpod.bsky.social
really liked Winterbeast
really liked Winterbeast
March 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Everyone at @foundonshelfpod.bsky.social
really liked Winterbeast
really liked Winterbeast
March 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I wonder what the stock market did today
March 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I wonder what the stock market did today
Ah yes, the two genders.
December 5, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Ah yes, the two genders.
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
October 10, 2024 at 1:34 AM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
