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"Look, things happen. And what happens at Camp Crystal Lake should stay at Camp Crystal Lake. We can’t hold everyone accountable for every little thing they’ve ever done."
How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees
“President Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, about t...
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Look, things happen. And what happens at Camp Crystal Lake should stay at Camp Crystal Lake. We can’t hold everyone accountable for every little thing they’ve ever done."
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except it’s not a preschooler, it’s a grown man, and that man is also the president, and it is deeply surreal and unsettling to freefall into the gulf between words that should come out of a president’s mouth and that word coming out of a president’s mouth
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
except it’s not a preschooler, it’s a grown man, and that man is also the president, and it is deeply surreal and unsettling to freefall into the gulf between words that should come out of a president’s mouth and that word coming out of a president’s mouth
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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And, to be clear, her type also definitely has a type, which is probably the more salient and much creepier aspect of the story.
bsky.app/profile/katt...
bsky.app/profile/katt...
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
And, to be clear, her type also definitely has a type, which is probably the more salient and much creepier aspect of the story.
bsky.app/profile/katt...
bsky.app/profile/katt...
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None of these men can face the fact that certain revelations mean they should quite simply disappear from public life. Yes, that's right, gone. After what's come out, there is no workplace where you would be a positive presence. Go.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
None of these men can face the fact that certain revelations mean they should quite simply disappear from public life. Yes, that's right, gone. After what's come out, there is no workplace where you would be a positive presence. Go.
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Forgiveness is overrated.
People are trying very hard to shift what that word actually means.
No one has to ever forgive anything. No one is entitled to be forgiven.
You cannot forgive wrongs not done unto you.
Forgiveness is not for the wrongdoer, but for the wronged.
People are trying very hard to shift what that word actually means.
No one has to ever forgive anything. No one is entitled to be forgiven.
You cannot forgive wrongs not done unto you.
Forgiveness is not for the wrongdoer, but for the wronged.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Forgiveness is overrated.
People are trying very hard to shift what that word actually means.
No one has to ever forgive anything. No one is entitled to be forgiven.
You cannot forgive wrongs not done unto you.
Forgiveness is not for the wrongdoer, but for the wronged.
People are trying very hard to shift what that word actually means.
No one has to ever forgive anything. No one is entitled to be forgiven.
You cannot forgive wrongs not done unto you.
Forgiveness is not for the wrongdoer, but for the wronged.
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I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
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Same. While universities are being financially gutted and we’re already working long hours, we’re supposed to magically invent a new pedagogy that substitutes their (for profit) products for well established teaching methods so what will remain of university budgets can be diverted to them.
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Same. While universities are being financially gutted and we’re already working long hours, we’re supposed to magically invent a new pedagogy that substitutes their (for profit) products for well established teaching methods so what will remain of university budgets can be diverted to them.
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Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
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Do republicans yelling at us about Bill Clinton realize most of us were children during his administration and legally prohibited from voting? lol
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Do republicans yelling at us about Bill Clinton realize most of us were children during his administration and legally prohibited from voting? lol
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
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Back then your name, number and address were public knowledge while your every passing stupid thought was reserved for you and your friends and acquaintances; as soon as the latter became public we had to start closely guarding the former
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Back then your name, number and address were public knowledge while your every passing stupid thought was reserved for you and your friends and acquaintances; as soon as the latter became public we had to start closely guarding the former
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my tent is enormous at this point. come on in ye freaks and weirdos
October 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
my tent is enormous at this point. come on in ye freaks and weirdos
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The increase to my quality of life with WFH is immense. More time, more money, more flexible scheduling—
Anyone who insists people *must* return to the office if their employees' jobs can be done from home is a bad person.
Anyone who insists people *must* return to the office if their employees' jobs can be done from home is a bad person.
I WFH 100% (maybe pop into the office if absolutely necessary).
I save a dead minimum of 1.5 hour of my life every day, between commute and not needing to "dress" for work.
I also save at least $200/month in gas, car insurance, and parking costs. That's HUGE.
I save a dead minimum of 1.5 hour of my life every day, between commute and not needing to "dress" for work.
I also save at least $200/month in gas, car insurance, and parking costs. That's HUGE.
I'm currently commuting two days a week almost an hour each way and TBH it's my limit. I cannot believe I used to do like 90 minutes each way five days a week for years.
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The increase to my quality of life with WFH is immense. More time, more money, more flexible scheduling—
Anyone who insists people *must* return to the office if their employees' jobs can be done from home is a bad person.
Anyone who insists people *must* return to the office if their employees' jobs can be done from home is a bad person.
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it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
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The median age of all U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The median age of all U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
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It’s wild how many of the ICE/CBP detentions are turning out to be illegal — and yet in the US system, there are no consequences for the agents and no recourse for the victims.
Judge rules mandatory detention of Chicago day care teacher by ICE is illegal
Judge rules mandatory detention of Chicago day care teacher by ICE is illegal
According to the ruling, Diana Santillana will be given a bond hearing in front of an immigration judge, who could order her released while her civil deportation case proceeds.
trib.al
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It’s wild how many of the ICE/CBP detentions are turning out to be illegal — and yet in the US system, there are no consequences for the agents and no recourse for the victims.
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Trump is basing his entire presidency, and the right wing bases its current fascist project, on cases like Castle Rock. Because if the government has no duty to protect you from others, it need not protect you from itself.
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Trump is basing his entire presidency, and the right wing bases its current fascist project, on cases like Castle Rock. Because if the government has no duty to protect you from others, it need not protect you from itself.
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alleging that they owed her a duty to enforce the order of protection entered against her, and because they failed to do so, her children were killed. The case went to the SCOTUS as Castle Rock v. Gonzales in 2005. In ruling for the police, Justice Antonin Scalia, writing for the majority,
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
alleging that they owed her a duty to enforce the order of protection entered against her, and because they failed to do so, her children were killed. The case went to the SCOTUS as Castle Rock v. Gonzales in 2005. In ruling for the police, Justice Antonin Scalia, writing for the majority,
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explained that police have no duty to protect people because their only job is to protect property rights, and an order of protection was "not the sort of 'entitlement' out of which a property interest is created." The right to be protected from harm by police, wrote Scalia,
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
explained that police have no duty to protect people because their only job is to protect property rights, and an order of protection was "not the sort of 'entitlement' out of which a property interest is created." The right to be protected from harm by police, wrote Scalia,
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So, I was aware of the "police have no duty to protect you" legal precedent but I genuinely didn't know that the case in question was so horrifying.
I don't know how anyone tells themselves that an institution like this can be reformed in any meaningful way.
I don't know how anyone tells themselves that an institution like this can be reformed in any meaningful way.
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So, I was aware of the "police have no duty to protect you" legal precedent but I genuinely didn't know that the case in question was so horrifying.
I don't know how anyone tells themselves that an institution like this can be reformed in any meaningful way.
I don't know how anyone tells themselves that an institution like this can be reformed in any meaningful way.
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Joe and Eileen Bailey are both in the Epstein files.
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Joe and Eileen Bailey are both in the Epstein files.
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So many stunning pictures of the #auroraborealis tonight, seen as far south as Iowa and even Colorado. Here's a little thread with some of the most spectacular from Bluesky...
bsky.app/profile/ziib...
bsky.app/profile/ziib...
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
So many stunning pictures of the #auroraborealis tonight, seen as far south as Iowa and even Colorado. Here's a little thread with some of the most spectacular from Bluesky...
bsky.app/profile/ziib...
bsky.app/profile/ziib...
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🧵A veteran speaks out on Trump this Veteran's Day.
"There is not a single man or woman in uniform who signed up to deploy to American cities for this mission. There is no honor in this service. "
"Wantonly deploying our service members to do the bidding of a dictatorial regime...
(Gift article)
"There is not a single man or woman in uniform who signed up to deploy to American cities for this mission. There is no honor in this service. "
"Wantonly deploying our service members to do the bidding of a dictatorial regime...
(Gift article)
Why this isn’t a happy Veterans Day
OPINION: With the military being used to occupy American cities, honoring veterans without acknowledging unlawful deployment stateside is a disservice to the nation, Joseph Holsworth writes.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
🧵A veteran speaks out on Trump this Veteran's Day.
"There is not a single man or woman in uniform who signed up to deploy to American cities for this mission. There is no honor in this service. "
"Wantonly deploying our service members to do the bidding of a dictatorial regime...
(Gift article)
"There is not a single man or woman in uniform who signed up to deploy to American cities for this mission. There is no honor in this service. "
"Wantonly deploying our service members to do the bidding of a dictatorial regime...
(Gift article)
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hey STL you should go look at the sky
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
hey STL you should go look at the sky