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Charlotte Moore-Lambert
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bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica
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hi, my name is Charlotte Moore-Lambert. you may know me from such hits as these screenshots that now make content thieves very popular on Instagram
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Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

xkcd.com/3204/
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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my utilities are close to getting shut off

I don’t have groceries

my car insurance is dueeeee

rent is around the corner because it’s a short month

it’s stressful time guys :(

Please share my posts
February 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Behold! My latest multi-spectral oil painting. The Cat’s Paw Nebula in visible light (greyscale) & infrared (rectangles) featuring 2027 hand-painted stars ⭐️
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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HELP lmaooo
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Costume designs inspired by the Inky Cap, Clathrus Ruber and Devil's Tooth mushrooms 🍄
February 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Another resistance quilt finished this week. The eye is my own design, the letters are a fpp pattern by QuiltByNight, the rounded corners and black binding are meant to resemble the phones we the people are using to document the horrors and disprove the government’s lies about what they are doing.
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
mail carrier pulled up at the same time Star and I returned from a walk, so I went over to say hi and take the mail and she tried to get in his truck 😭
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Important content.
small crab eating a grape (important)
February 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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i'm being more intentional w/ how i engage with the digital world, either changing software or at the very least not giving money to things that annoy me. i'm tired of companies taking money for worsening their products and my general quality of life so here's a list if you need ideas where to start
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Something has definitely happened in the tech space where all of these companies have decided people will put up with literally anything because these services are "essential." There's an odd arrogance accompanying "here is our new heinous policy you'll agree to because you can't live without us."
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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now that's the power of a union
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Do I have publishing/agent connections on here?

My wife is currently querying her first book (women's fiction with a literary slant) and is seeking representation. Get in my DMs if you want her to send you an email!

I have read it several times and the book is incredible! She will be scooped soon
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
The culture wars are ripping families apart!
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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the chairs on voyager look like the among us guy. thank you
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 AM
HI MY NAME IS CHARLOTTE AND I AM PLAYING BALDUR’S GATE THREE AND I JUST MET HAARLEP AND AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY FINE AND NORMAL ABOUT IT
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
there are lots of circumstances under which I suddenly become aware that I am a primate, but none quite so specifically humbling as when my dog plunks herself down with her back to me and all my Social Grooming subroutines roar awake like the LHC preparing to find God
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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watching somebody go to the mat for woody allen in 2025 is a phenomenon that almost demands you go and stare at it like a rain of frogs
She wasn't his daughter in any way. She was his girlfriend's 21 year old daughter. Weird? Yeah. Creepy? Yeah. But not illegal.
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I can’t explain it but I think it’s curling?
What is the sport of communism
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work!

I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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most of all, fuck everybody who sees romance as a cash register rather than a genre worthy of respect. the booktok to AI slopfest pipeline has been the most grim, depressing downward spiral. it sucks.
February 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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the thing i'm waiting for with the ai romance novel lady is for another scammer to figure out that purely ai-generated material w no human authorship is generally not considered to be protected by copyright in the US rn, and saving themselves the 45 mins per book by reselling hers
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM