Charlotte Moore-Lambert
@charlottereads.com
bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica
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hi, my name is Charlotte Moore-Lambert. you may know me from such hits as these screenshots that now make content thieves very popular on Instagram
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the reason I don't really do debate of my own opinions on social media is because I generally develop pretty considered thoughts about stuff and I also already have internal processes for revising said opinions if need be, and that doesn't require random responses on the Internet unlike some people
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the reason I don't really do debate of my own opinions on social media is because I generally develop pretty considered thoughts about stuff and I also already have internal processes for revising said opinions if need be, and that doesn't require random responses on the Internet unlike some people
my Christmas MVP is @sarasbookmacarons.bsky.social, who, with almost no notice, made the most gorgeous batch of macarons for @soundoftheforest.bsky.social. I chose A Girl of the Limberlost for the theme, because it’s the book that inspired Nicole to take up insect preservation. LOOK AT THEM. LOOK
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
my Christmas MVP is @sarasbookmacarons.bsky.social, who, with almost no notice, made the most gorgeous batch of macarons for @soundoftheforest.bsky.social. I chose A Girl of the Limberlost for the theme, because it’s the book that inspired Nicole to take up insect preservation. LOOK AT THEM. LOOK
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This is the apotheosis of masculinity, actually.
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is the apotheosis of masculinity, actually.
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Over at @ancillaryreviewofbooks.org I got to write about The River Has Roots by @amalelmohtar.com , which I basically carried around all last winter like it was protection from the cold (and it was)
Grammar as Healing: Review of Amal El-Mohtar’s The River Has Roots
Ben Berman Ghan Under Review:The River Has Roots. Amal El-Mohtar. Tordotcom, March 2025. On my way to the Calgary Public Library this morning, where I wanted to sit and write this review, I got hit…
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December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Over at @ancillaryreviewofbooks.org I got to write about The River Has Roots by @amalelmohtar.com , which I basically carried around all last winter like it was protection from the cold (and it was)
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Real men don't have dogs. Real men go to the zoo and climb into the polar bear enclosure and try to fight them in the water.
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Real men don't have dogs. Real men go to the zoo and climb into the polar bear enclosure and try to fight them in the water.
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It could be one more weird anomaly in this unending cycle of what the fuck.
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It could be one more weird anomaly in this unending cycle of what the fuck.
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I wish we could explain to small children that some day, getting in bed and going to sleep will become the highlight of their lives.
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I wish we could explain to small children that some day, getting in bed and going to sleep will become the highlight of their lives.
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And The Dude, who DID abide
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And The Dude, who DID abide
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Having a friend like @charlottereads.com who knows books and knows me definitely has its benefits 🎁😍✈️
(The publication date is 1944, and it appears to be a first edition)
(The publication date is 1944, and it appears to be a first edition)
December 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Having a friend like @charlottereads.com who knows books and knows me definitely has its benefits 🎁😍✈️
(The publication date is 1944, and it appears to be a first edition)
(The publication date is 1944, and it appears to be a first edition)
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The court document below is NOT new. I reprinted it in my 2020 book HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT when discussing Trump's history with Epstein. Others also covered it. It was publicly available. Garland of course knew too and protected Trump. And Dems protected and defended Garland. Why pretend otherwise?
Merrick Garland hid this from us for 4 YEARS,
and allowed this disgusting monster to be reelected
and allowed this disgusting monster to be reelected
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The court document below is NOT new. I reprinted it in my 2020 book HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT when discussing Trump's history with Epstein. Others also covered it. It was publicly available. Garland of course knew too and protected Trump. And Dems protected and defended Garland. Why pretend otherwise?
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This is like looking at photos of coral bleaching
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This is like looking at photos of coral bleaching
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And lo, on this Christmas morning, a miracle did occur as a double melded peanut M&M appeared in a bowl to honor baby Jesus in swaddling clothes.
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
And lo, on this Christmas morning, a miracle did occur as a double melded peanut M&M appeared in a bowl to honor baby Jesus in swaddling clothes.
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Three wise men bringing gifts of charcoal, sulfur, and saltpeter
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Three wise men bringing gifts of charcoal, sulfur, and saltpeter
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[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
I have just finished I Who Have Never Known Men (the audiobook version) and the only reason I can't say I hated it is because it was well written. like, in a technical sense. the prose was adept. the story makes me want to walk into an endless barren plain. I do not understand its resurgence at all
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I have just finished I Who Have Never Known Men (the audiobook version) and the only reason I can't say I hated it is because it was well written. like, in a technical sense. the prose was adept. the story makes me want to walk into an endless barren plain. I do not understand its resurgence at all
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to the people shooting off fireworks at midnight on Christmas Eve, I wish you a very merry Traumatic Testicular Torsion
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
to the people shooting off fireworks at midnight on Christmas Eve, I wish you a very merry Traumatic Testicular Torsion
bruh why the fuck am I hearing more fireworks than I did on the Fourth of July
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
bruh why the fuck am I hearing more fireworks than I did on the Fourth of July
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"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
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How Ich am showinge uppe to the Blue Skye Christmas Feaste
a man is running in front of a crowd with the words thank you thank you i 'll be here all week
ALT: a man is running in front of a crowd with the words thank you thank you i 'll be here all week
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December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How Ich am showinge uppe to the Blue Skye Christmas Feaste
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
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BREAKING: Huge loss for Trump administration at Supreme Court, which rules that the Trump administration had lacked authority to federalize and deploy the National Guard to execute laws in Illinois. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
December 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
BREAKING: Huge loss for Trump administration at Supreme Court, which rules that the Trump administration had lacked authority to federalize and deploy the National Guard to execute laws in Illinois. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM