Charlotte Moore-Lambert
@charlottereads.com
bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica
it’s been all over my feed, and a quick search for “Trump asleep” (here or on google) yields a ton of results. predictably, The Daily Beast just fuckin roasted him, and cited Newsom and Psaki doing the same
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
it’s been all over my feed, and a quick search for “Trump asleep” (here or on google) yields a ton of results. predictably, The Daily Beast just fuckin roasted him, and cited Newsom and Psaki doing the same
lads we just hit TWENTY. THOUSAND. MEALS. and I will have to—nay, GET to—raise the goal again!!! thank you so much!! 🥰🥰
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
lads we just hit TWENTY. THOUSAND. MEALS. and I will have to—nay, GET to—raise the goal again!!! thank you so much!! 🥰🥰
texting with my dad, a former political speechwriter, about Mamdani’s oratorical fireworks last night
![a text conversation with my dad about Zohran Mamdani’s acceptance speech.
me: did you see Mamdani’s speech?
dad: Hell of a speech! Some great lines and inspiring vision.
me: I’d love to know how much of it he wrote. we haven’t had speeches like that since Obama
dad: I suspect he did a lot on his own, even as he drew on phrases or concepts voiced by others. Of course there was Ghandi [sic] and Debs, but I also heard King, Kennedy, FDR, Malcolm X, and the spirits of the suffragettes, the anti-robber barons, and other labor union leaders of the past two centuries.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ykefor7jjw3cignoe5vuk4lt/bafkreiazd5zwqzyauxgxu76zidn3czusiw2jrl7pohy2bxnmf7576icuzu@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
texting with my dad, a former political speechwriter, about Mamdani’s oratorical fireworks last night
Cheney’s decomposing, Mamdani’s on top, women crushed it in my home state, progressives crushed it across the board, and Andy gets to stay another week on DWTS. a great day for the good guys. I shall now dance myself off to dreams of justice and full bellies for all
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Cheney’s decomposing, Mamdani’s on top, women crushed it in my home state, progressives crushed it across the board, and Andy gets to stay another week on DWTS. a great day for the good guys. I shall now dance myself off to dreams of justice and full bellies for all
I MCed the costume contest at my husband’s underworld-inspired restaurant and so obviously I had to be Persephone. I didn’t have time to take proper photos so you’ll have to use your imaginations with these bathroom mirror selfies
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I MCed the costume contest at my husband’s underworld-inspired restaurant and so obviously I had to be Persephone. I didn’t have time to take proper photos so you’ll have to use your imaginations with these bathroom mirror selfies
she’s free of the pan and will keep cooling while I take a shower. what do we think, how did I do? this is my first time making banana bread unassisted uh I think ever lol
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
she’s free of the pan and will keep cooling while I take a shower. what do we think, how did I do? this is my first time making banana bread unassisted uh I think ever lol
chopsticks came out clean as a whistle. I think we’ve done it, team. now I resist the urge to slice and taste it for the next 15-20 minutes while it cools
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
chopsticks came out clean as a whistle. I think we’ve done it, team. now I resist the urge to slice and taste it for the next 15-20 minutes while it cools
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
threw on some Toby Daye civvies to head up to @quailridgebooks.bsky.social and chat with the singular @seananmcguire.bsky.social about Silver and Lead, the 19th (!!) installment of her October Daye series. an exhilarating, poignant, only somewhat terrifying experience that I would absolutely repeat
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
threw on some Toby Daye civvies to head up to @quailridgebooks.bsky.social and chat with the singular @seananmcguire.bsky.social about Silver and Lead, the 19th (!!) installment of her October Daye series. an exhilarating, poignant, only somewhat terrifying experience that I would absolutely repeat
it’s me, I’m Sickos
October 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
it’s me, I’m Sickos
when u are nailing it at walk time and mom now owes you one (1) treat
October 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
when u are nailing it at walk time and mom now owes you one (1) treat
hey Raleigh, I’m chatting with @seananmcguire.bsky.social about her new October Daye novel, Silver and Lead, at @quailridgebooks.bsky.social tomorrow night, if anyone’s into that sort of thing 📚🎤
October 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
hey Raleigh, I’m chatting with @seananmcguire.bsky.social about her new October Daye novel, Silver and Lead, at @quailridgebooks.bsky.social tomorrow night, if anyone’s into that sort of thing 📚🎤
“the leftists are just making shit up now”
“wait so who is the boss of the state police we saw in that video?”
“SHUT UP RED SOCIALIST COMMIE STALIN LIKER”
“wait so who is the boss of the state police we saw in that video?”
“SHUT UP RED SOCIALIST COMMIE STALIN LIKER”
October 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“the leftists are just making shit up now”
“wait so who is the boss of the state police we saw in that video?”
“SHUT UP RED SOCIALIST COMMIE STALIN LIKER”
“wait so who is the boss of the state police we saw in that video?”
“SHUT UP RED SOCIALIST COMMIE STALIN LIKER”
I am telling you, with one hundred percent certainty, that this man does not eat pussy, but he absolutely told his friends the first time he got Taylor Swift to suck his dick
October 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I am telling you, with one hundred percent certainty, that this man does not eat pussy, but he absolutely told his friends the first time he got Taylor Swift to suck his dick
soon.*
*about seven and a half hours from now
*about seven and a half hours from now
September 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
soon.*
*about seven and a half hours from now
*about seven and a half hours from now
it’s not quite 9am and I am already being bombarded by Takes as you people hang on this idiot’s every word
September 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
it’s not quite 9am and I am already being bombarded by Takes as you people hang on this idiot’s every word
“So called from the process of baking it by flipping and catching it in the griddle when done on one side”!!! IT’S 👏 A 👏 PANCAKE 👏
September 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“So called from the process of baking it by flipping and catching it in the griddle when done on one side”!!! IT’S 👏 A 👏 PANCAKE 👏
lmao I went over to the ol’ Online Etymology Dictionary to make sure I’m not insane and WELL WELL WELL
September 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
lmao I went over to the ol’ Online Etymology Dictionary to make sure I’m not insane and WELL WELL WELL
I honestly have no idea what’s been happening online or in the news today, I was helping @soundoftheforest.bsky.social sell her art and meet her lovely fans at BugFest at the wonderful NC Museum of Natural Sciences, who are always so kind and accommodating
September 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I honestly have no idea what’s been happening online or in the news today, I was helping @soundoftheforest.bsky.social sell her art and meet her lovely fans at BugFest at the wonderful NC Museum of Natural Sciences, who are always so kind and accommodating
flu and covid vaccines received without questions or fuss (or a prescription, thank you, @ncgovernor.bsky.social!) at my friendly neighborhood Walgreens here in Raleigh, NC, and I’m so relieved, I could cry
September 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
flu and covid vaccines received without questions or fuss (or a prescription, thank you, @ncgovernor.bsky.social!) at my friendly neighborhood Walgreens here in Raleigh, NC, and I’m so relieved, I could cry
a guest spotted this lil guy at a family gathering earlier today, and there was some brief concern we might have a spicy noodle on our hands. but even before I IDed it as a watersnake, my sister got a shovel… not to kill it, but to gently scoop it into a bucket so it could be moved to safety ❤️
September 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
a guest spotted this lil guy at a family gathering earlier today, and there was some brief concern we might have a spicy noodle on our hands. but even before I IDed it as a watersnake, my sister got a shovel… not to kill it, but to gently scoop it into a bucket so it could be moved to safety ❤️
this morning I asked @soundoftheforest.bsky.social what she had planned today and she sent me this photo and said, “I got dressed up and made myself crepes for breakfast. I did some yard work to trade for fresh peaches and picked some sunflowers from the side of the road!”
AN ACTUAL RAY OF SUNSHINE
AN ACTUAL RAY OF SUNSHINE
September 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
this morning I asked @soundoftheforest.bsky.social what she had planned today and she sent me this photo and said, “I got dressed up and made myself crepes for breakfast. I did some yard work to trade for fresh peaches and picked some sunflowers from the side of the road!”
AN ACTUAL RAY OF SUNSHINE
AN ACTUAL RAY OF SUNSHINE
this is a whole McSweeney’s bit
September 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
this is a whole McSweeney’s bit
POV: it’s Thursday morning and you’ve been kidnapped to help us run errands and maybe solve a cold case
September 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
POV: it’s Thursday morning and you’ve been kidnapped to help us run errands and maybe solve a cold case