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I feel fairly strongly that Tila Tequila entered her Hitler era 5-10 years too early, to her detriment. If she held out a few more years she could be spokesperson for state dept now
May 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I feel fairly strongly that Tila Tequila entered her Hitler era 5-10 years too early, to her detriment. If she held out a few more years she could be spokesperson for state dept now
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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White Lotus Season 4 in Wildwood, NJ DO IT MIKE WHITE YOU COWARD
March 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
White Lotus Season 4 in Wildwood, NJ DO IT MIKE WHITE YOU COWARD
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If you started voting Republican because pronouns annoyed you, you are basically the most feebleminded person in world history. You should not be allowed to cross the street unchaperoned
March 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you started voting Republican because pronouns annoyed you, you are basically the most feebleminded person in world history. You should not be allowed to cross the street unchaperoned
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here’s the only and funniest long video i’ve wanted to post, for posterity
March 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
here’s the only and funniest long video i’ve wanted to post, for posterity
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Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette?
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
March 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette?
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
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[about to become even more wrong] to be clear,
March 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
[about to become even more wrong] to be clear,
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Number 156: a non-woke Star Trek where all the characters are constantly insulting Italians
February 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Number 156: a non-woke Star Trek where all the characters are constantly insulting Italians
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Hello TikTok users, please know that it’s a federal offense to sign up for Bluesky if you’re not 38 years old. In fact, if you’re reading this while not being 38, the police are already on their way. Please set down your phone and wait for the authorities to arrive. Thank you.
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Hello TikTok users, please know that it’s a federal offense to sign up for Bluesky if you’re not 38 years old. In fact, if you’re reading this while not being 38, the police are already on their way. Please set down your phone and wait for the authorities to arrive. Thank you.
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it's why he thought attacking germany through the balkans was a good idea the second time
Roberts: "Just to put a button on this alcohol thing, if you go to Churchill's War Rooms in London, you can buy a bottle of the scotch that he used to drink while he was looking after the war!"
January 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
it's why he thought attacking germany through the balkans was a good idea the second time
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Christopher Hayes you have been found guilty of falsely accusing the New York Times of reporting the story of a soldier who had Dracula in his scope but would not fire because he was woke
January 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Christopher Hayes you have been found guilty of falsely accusing the New York Times of reporting the story of a soldier who had Dracula in his scope but would not fire because he was woke
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Your Uber is here
January 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Your Uber is here
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The human spirit is endom- imdona-…The human spirit goes hard as fuck.
May 2, 2024 at 8:59 PM
The human spirit is endom- imdona-…The human spirit goes hard as fuck.
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FW de Klerk? no i do not
December 9, 2024 at 4:28 AM
FW de Klerk? no i do not
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you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
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If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown
November 28, 2024 at 3:55 PM
If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown
Fuck you bat boy
July 31, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Fuck you bat boy
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/in a robust Baltimore accent "Yorgos Lanthimos"
July 18, 2024 at 6:38 PM
/in a robust Baltimore accent "Yorgos Lanthimos"
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Trying to see all of the content in life but I keep finding that certain routes are closed off by decisions in the early game? Any way to fix this with mods?
June 10, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Trying to see all of the content in life but I keep finding that certain routes are closed off by decisions in the early game? Any way to fix this with mods?
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speechwriter: i think we open with the foundation of the united states 87 years ago
abraham lincoln: not weird enough. i gotta say it in a weirder way
abraham lincoln: not weird enough. i gotta say it in a weirder way
June 3, 2024 at 3:08 PM
speechwriter: i think we open with the foundation of the united states 87 years ago
abraham lincoln: not weird enough. i gotta say it in a weirder way
abraham lincoln: not weird enough. i gotta say it in a weirder way