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Family guy w/ appetite for comfort food, craft beer, coffee, baseball, theme parks & “old man music.” #PGH native, #CLT resident.
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I wonder if it would be less humiliating that they’re in power if they were not all, to the very last person, the dumbest bitches alive
JD Vance: "What we have consistently said is that we want to deport violent criminals, people who came in under the Biden administration, and get them out of the country so Americans' wages can go up."
February 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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All thinking people of great virtue cherish the deadlift first among lifts and Bobby here ain't pulling 2 plates with those chicken legs I'll tell you what
What if Lemon Party and Grindr did a cross-promotion.
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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👀 Invoking Orwell, a federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore panels and historical acknowledgments of the history of slavery that the National Park Service removed in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The way it absolutely overwhelms the existing stable / trails end footprint never stops surprising me
Aerial overview of the construction of Disney's Lakeshore Lodge.
February 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Ofelia Torres, the teenage Chicago Public Schools student whose fight against cancer while her father was detained by ICE came to represent the federal government's overreach during Operation Midway Blitz, has died. Brave young woman. I will never forget her. RIP.
February 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Death camps.
Sick Detainees Describe Poor Care at Facilities Run by ICE Contractor

“People with injuries often wait days or weeks to receive X-rays, diabetes patients lack regular access to insulin and people hoping to see outside specialists such as cancer doctors or dentists are frequently denied…”
Sick Detainees Describe Poor Care at Facilities Run by ICE Contractor
www.nytimes.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
For the first time in my five months on the job, I saw something my boss made. To this point, not a word doc, PowerPoint slide or sql query appeared from his brain. Most of his emails are just a fwd w two sentences.

He added a summary to a three page document I wrote.

Using copilot. copy paste.
February 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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I do not know who said this first, but I just stumbled across this quote about AI: "Empowerment was the pitch. Dependency is the business model," and I'm not going to stop thinking about it for...forever.
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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My "I've licked toilet seats" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Maybe we just let 30 guys who (mostly) got rich enough to buy baseball teams compete the same way in baseball that they competed to get the money they used to buy the baseball teams.

Sick and tired of hearing how much help billionaires need. All a cap system is is corporate welfare.
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**

He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Y’all are either soft as hell or dumb as fuck.

If you’re not stupid, then you’re trying to water this down to appease a couple of old, white racist & demented jerks because they may cost your owner another yacht or something.

If you’re not trying to appease Orange Man, JFC read a book.
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.

But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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The siege of Minneapolis continues.

Excellent coverage of how much this brutal and useless assault on an American city just keeps getting worse, despite the regime using headfakes to get much of the media to back off.
How the ICE operation in Minnesota is affecting medical care and mental health
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 AM
February 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The pirates replacing Cutch with Ozuna is absolutely on brand for this bullshit administration.

WHY ARE YOU REPLACING A TEAM AND COMMUNITY ICON, A GREAT PLAYER

with a domestic abuser off the scrap heap. This is like the sixth domestic abuser they have signed.

THIS IS BULLSHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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People often forget our country’s origin story pivoted around state sovereignty. (Remember federalism? The 10th Amendment?) A group of colonies banded together, but not at the cost of their separate identities.

This is way more American than Trump’s version could ever be. 🇺🇸
BEST HALFTIME SHOW EVER!

“TOGETHER WE ARE AMERICA”

THANK YOU BAD BUNNY!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Just occurred to me that Donald was so pissed about Bad Bunny headlining and killing it because WWE fans respect Benito’s abilities in the ring, especially at Wrestlemania, more than his. And all the president really wants is for Vince McMahon to like him as another piece of shit.
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Cutch. Muppets are furry adjacent
Current MLB player who would be the best host for The Muppet Show? Pushing in all my chips on Fernando Tatis, Jr. Handsome, bilingual, charismatic, doesn’t seem to take himself seriously and there’s a non-zero chance he can hold a tune
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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The key to greatness in late life for an athlete is allowing yourself to bask under the same heat lamps they use at Arby’s to keep fries warm
February 6, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Today they threatened to arrest all of the neighbors who came out and watched 20 agents struggle to change a flat tire for “impeding a federal investigation.” These are just clowns and they absolutely know it.
February 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM