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Rob Barbour
@robbarbour.bsky.social
Amsterdam-based but chronically British.

Former writer for Metal Hammer, Track Seven, Punktastic.

Vinyl collector, pop-punk/emo nerd.

Usually watching one of the Johns Wick.
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the greatness of a stone roses song sort of hinged on what mani was doing
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Very funny that this show features Academy Award Winner olivia colman, but they couldn’t lock down the host of BBC christmas airtime filler Great Movie Mistakes
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Cop: license and registration.


Me, handing him a Blockbuster membership card from 2003: this still works right?
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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i was raptured earlier but didn’t care for it they kept trying to get me to sign up for paramount+ anyway i’m back now
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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That American politics went off the rails after Barack Obama and British ethnonationalism has reared its head after Rishi Sunak is the real tell about how committed some people are to integration and post racial politics.
A country where Sadiq Khan can lead London, Humza Yousaf can lead Scotland, and Rishi Sunak can lead Britain is a country where the racists had *lost*. So much of this vicious bile has come directly after that and almost no one seems to draw the connection
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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I love it when an organisation accidentally puts its desktop on a projector, it’s like seeing your most straitlaced friend get drunk.
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I like Glen Powell, I just feel like he’s a movie star from Earth 2 where everyone’s 20% less irritable
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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did not realize that prisonculture's "abolitionism" consists of believing that lynchings would be better if they were conducted at lilith fair
this is a theory of what we would have instead of cops from a popular poster static1.squarespace.com/static/5345d...
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September 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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nature is bad and aristotle was wrong
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I'm really proud of this, and you should all go give it a listen. Probably multiple times.

8 amazing weird songs, 1 amazing piece of artwork. Unreleased Curiosities is now out!
RELEASE DAY RELEASE DAY!!!

Our new album Unreleased Curiosities is out now, please do go give it a listen!

It's 8 great oddball songs we recorded over the course of many years that didn't quite fit the tone of other albums. But for this one, who fuckin needs coherence!
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Very funny development that Bill Clinton is not only not implicated in the emails, Epstein explicitly says “nah he was never on the island”. Slick Willie lives again
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fair play to Shane Gillis, it turns out that playing Curtis Sliwa is the perfect deployment of him on SNL

youtu.be/FWSM8pDKYkU?...
NYC Mayoral Debate Cold Open - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Fondly remembering how Trump’s endorsement affects elections
Donald Trump just now posts a full-throated endorsement of Andrew Cuomo on TruthSocial: "Whether you personally like Andrew Cuomo or not, you really have no choice. You must vote for him, and hope he does a fantastic job."
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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In the eyes of the establishment, there’s literally nothing Mamdani can do to prove he’s not an antisemite, and literally nothing the openly fascist trump regime can do to prove they are, up to and including intentionally dressing like literal, historical Nazis
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Are you Red-y (for my dog in a bag)
November 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hocus Pocus is Back To The Future for girls who grew up to be Placebo fans
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This might be absolutely shameless but the sheer number of demographics I’m hitting here is a focus group consultant’s dream
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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As long as AI stays exactly like this, stops evaporating all the water out of the oceans, and loses the trillions of misguided investment, I regret to say that I now love it.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol

First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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was trying to work out why people were posting their passwords and then I realized it was potential Dutch electoral coalitions
October 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Huge news for both Hollywood and the tech world as an AI generated Rami Malek takes the lead in the Dutch elections
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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This is like when the raptors learned to open doors in Jurassic Park
Scoop: In digging into the AI slopification of the White House, I’ve learned that the president of the United States is capable, from time to time, of posting generative AI videos on his own, per a senior WH official.

More in this week’s Inner Loop @wired.com: www.wired.com/story/donald...
Donald Trump Is the First AI Slop President
How do AI videos end up on Donald Trump’s social media accounts? WIRED investigates.
www.wired.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Did a shark write this
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM