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Craig Jenkins
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Culture writer at Vulture / New York Magazine, dungeon crawler, Pulitzer nominee, things of that nature

https://www.vulture.com/author/craig-jenkins/
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It doesn't embarrass me to admit that Bernard Sumner ranks among my favorite lyricists. Somehow he offers universal truths in the most banal language. Luckily the rhythm section and synths help. Happy birthday. humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/08/20/r...
Ranking New Order albums
During the early Bush II years I watched as my favorite became embraced for the values that had raised suspicions during his father’s era: the cultivated, surly anonymity; the resolute commit…
humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Okay here’s an actual take: the fascist international is at war with the very concept of legitimacy.
Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.

We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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I had an incredibly hard time believing the bozos that brought on signalgate would maintain OPSEC, only the press decided to do it for them
I’m kind of stunned there wasn’t a leak in advance tbh
CNN: We have major breaking news. CNN just learning of explosions in Caracas, Venezuela… We have now have CNN's own teams that have personally witnessed explosions.
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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It seems it is once again time for everyone to familiarize themselves with this anti-imperialist classic.
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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The Baileys being driven home from Chuck Schumer’s cottage over the holidays
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Dom Kennedy- Been Thuggin' (Yellow Album)
YouTube video by vashni1000
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January 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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I … will try to wrap my head around this arc tomorrow
Looks like the Trump administration is going to force the oil companies to rebuild Venezuela's oil infrastructure so they can seize the country's reserves, which the companies neither want nor need.

Let's hear it for free enterprise!

www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Trump admin sends tough private message to oil companies on Venezuela
The White House has told companies they must rebuild Venezuela's crude-pumping infrastructure if they want compensation for assets seized by Caracas.
www.politico.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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I just learned about this one yesterday but I can tell it’s staying forever
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Amazing post from my senator. He can’t even bring himself to say “…and that’s bad.”
Donald Trump is clear: he launched this war to remove a foreign leader and now he claims the U.S. will “run the country.”

In other words, Donald Trump wants the U.S. to be an occupying power and control the oil.
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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Guess it did leak lol
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..

@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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for real
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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“‘I was in a SCIF on three different occasions‘ and the government still lied to me“ is one of those phrases that will live in my head forever.
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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It's the third "totally" that indicates they really grasp the gravity of this situation.
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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these guys pulled up a big right-wing account on Twitter so they could watch their insane crime spree get discovered in real time
January 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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The kidnapping of Maduro inaugurates a highly dangerous era of U.S. empire that for perhaps the first time in an era of mass media is not pretending to be anything other than a violent, extractive enterprise of domination.
A Criminal Empire
The United States launches a conquest and occupation of Venezuela to extract its oil wealth. The neocon dream is the America First dream
www.forever-wars.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
it's crazy to have the usual subtext of pillage apparent in a lot of our world police action spelled out as the core objective of this thing (even as the old pretense that locals will be enriched is sold)
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
did he have nike tech on already when they got there
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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And there ya have it…

Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela
Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...
www.wsj.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM