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"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."
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Traditional American politics is premised on the notion that sometimes you lose and sometimes you win and you have to deal with that.
But Trumpism is premised on the notion that any result where you don’t win is illegitimate, unlawful, fraud, criminal.
You can’t negotiate with people like that.
But Trumpism is premised on the notion that any result where you don’t win is illegitimate, unlawful, fraud, criminal.
You can’t negotiate with people like that.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Traditional American politics is premised on the notion that sometimes you lose and sometimes you win and you have to deal with that.
But Trumpism is premised on the notion that any result where you don’t win is illegitimate, unlawful, fraud, criminal.
You can’t negotiate with people like that.
But Trumpism is premised on the notion that any result where you don’t win is illegitimate, unlawful, fraud, criminal.
You can’t negotiate with people like that.
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i'll bet there were a lot of Cubs pitchers with eight syllables in their name by the time Harry Caray got to the seventh inning.
Yoshinobu Yamamoto is, as Joe Davis notes, the first pitcher since Grover Cleveland Alexander to have eight syllables in his name
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i'll bet there were a lot of Cubs pitchers with eight syllables in their name by the time Harry Caray got to the seventh inning.
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Ah, it's that time again...
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Ah, it's that time again...
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every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"
October 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"
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Im not sure who originally said it, but the truest political statement ive ever heard....
"Libertarians are like house cats: absolutely convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand."
"Libertarians are like house cats: absolutely convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand."
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Im not sure who originally said it, but the truest political statement ive ever heard....
"Libertarians are like house cats: absolutely convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand."
"Libertarians are like house cats: absolutely convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand."
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Mike Johnson looks like a funeral home director with a map of all wooded locations in the county within binoculars range of a Curves
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Mike Johnson looks like a funeral home director with a map of all wooded locations in the county within binoculars range of a Curves
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🚨The Final count is in!
Hands Off – April 5: 3 million
No Kings – June 14: 5 million
No Kings – October 18: 7 million
Our movement isn’t backing down — it’s growing. ✊💜 #NoKings
Hands Off – April 5: 3 million
No Kings – June 14: 5 million
No Kings – October 18: 7 million
Our movement isn’t backing down — it’s growing. ✊💜 #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
🚨The Final count is in!
Hands Off – April 5: 3 million
No Kings – June 14: 5 million
No Kings – October 18: 7 million
Our movement isn’t backing down — it’s growing. ✊💜 #NoKings
Hands Off – April 5: 3 million
No Kings – June 14: 5 million
No Kings – October 18: 7 million
Our movement isn’t backing down — it’s growing. ✊💜 #NoKings
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Trump has been president for less than 5 years – about 2% of the history of this country. He's responsible for 22% of the national debt. The budget issue is a Republican long con that has worked spectacularly with people who don't believe in facts.
August 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Trump has been president for less than 5 years – about 2% of the history of this country. He's responsible for 22% of the national debt. The budget issue is a Republican long con that has worked spectacularly with people who don't believe in facts.
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I don't care if Washington, DC, crime is at a decades-long low, I got out of a cab in the city recently and saw a youth wearing denim blue jeans whilst carrying a skating board, and he did not even doff his cap to greet me. He appeared to be a real mischief-maker! 'Tis a city of rogues!
August 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I don't care if Washington, DC, crime is at a decades-long low, I got out of a cab in the city recently and saw a youth wearing denim blue jeans whilst carrying a skating board, and he did not even doff his cap to greet me. He appeared to be a real mischief-maker! 'Tis a city of rogues!
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“Matt Eberflus exhibited all the institutional control of a middle-school substitute teacher who just farted while sneezing.” -
@miketanier.bsky.social
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August 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“Matt Eberflus exhibited all the institutional control of a middle-school substitute teacher who just farted while sneezing.” -
@miketanier.bsky.social
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I think it's now possible to make a poli-sci course that equips one for modern political analysis better than most classic theory and has a syllabus sourced entirely from random internet posts.
Text 1. Wilhoit's Law, born as part of a 2018 blog comment
crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
Text 1. Wilhoit's Law, born as part of a 2018 blog comment
crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
July 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I think it's now possible to make a poli-sci course that equips one for modern political analysis better than most classic theory and has a syllabus sourced entirely from random internet posts.
Text 1. Wilhoit's Law, born as part of a 2018 blog comment
crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
Text 1. Wilhoit's Law, born as part of a 2018 blog comment
crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
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#1 pick
Did Alabama lineman Tyler Booker deliver the quote of the combine?
March 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
#1 pick
@badlawyerpod.bsky.social: I have a story involving a law school classmate that you might be interested in. It involves a divorce that had over 1000 docket entries, my classmate had to get a pacemaker, and she accused a judge of, ahem, "loving himself" during a mediation. Happy to DM you the mess!
February 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
@badlawyerpod.bsky.social: I have a story involving a law school classmate that you might be interested in. It involves a divorce that had over 1000 docket entries, my classmate had to get a pacemaker, and she accused a judge of, ahem, "loving himself" during a mediation. Happy to DM you the mess!
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The big gift for my wife this year was a specific antique from Germany I could only find (online) in Argentina at a shop specializing in German antiques and I wanted it badly enough not to ask any follow up questions about when and under what circumstances such a business came to be in Argentina.
December 25, 2024 at 5:29 PM
The big gift for my wife this year was a specific antique from Germany I could only find (online) in Argentina at a shop specializing in German antiques and I wanted it badly enough not to ask any follow up questions about when and under what circumstances such a business came to be in Argentina.
Profitable angle for the last 2 weeks: betting on underdogs with at least +15 spread against ranked teams in men’s college basketball. Better if you bet on an exchange rather than a traditional sportsbook. #betsky
December 22, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Profitable angle for the last 2 weeks: betting on underdogs with at least +15 spread against ranked teams in men’s college basketball. Better if you bet on an exchange rather than a traditional sportsbook. #betsky
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This wouldn't be so close if so many of y'all weren't so scared to talk shit to your racist uncles. "But he's family and it's awkward" nah tell Steve he's not welcome at Thanksgiving. Push his kids down the stairs. Serve him the undercooked chicken.
November 6, 2024 at 2:22 AM
This wouldn't be so close if so many of y'all weren't so scared to talk shit to your racist uncles. "But he's family and it's awkward" nah tell Steve he's not welcome at Thanksgiving. Push his kids down the stairs. Serve him the undercooked chicken.
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Not even sure why but I find myself relatively optimistic about this election. Not my usual thing, optimism. Hope I’m not wrong.
Right now Donald Trump is desperately scheming ways to escape what’s about to happen to him.
Right now Donald Trump is desperately scheming ways to escape what’s about to happen to him.
November 4, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Not even sure why but I find myself relatively optimistic about this election. Not my usual thing, optimism. Hope I’m not wrong.
Right now Donald Trump is desperately scheming ways to escape what’s about to happen to him.
Right now Donald Trump is desperately scheming ways to escape what’s about to happen to him.
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Gonna wake up tomorrow and just switch gears entirely. It's all grindset from now on. I am going to sell snake oil and listen to podcasts so fucking fast it'll make your goddamn head spin
October 30, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Gonna wake up tomorrow and just switch gears entirely. It's all grindset from now on. I am going to sell snake oil and listen to podcasts so fucking fast it'll make your goddamn head spin
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once again this is a uniquely terrible feature of Trump himself
there are endless GOP ghouls who would have done horrible things, policy-wise, had they been elected in 2020 instead
but our current environment of "we will try to directly overturn the election no matter what if we lose" is his fault
there are endless GOP ghouls who would have done horrible things, policy-wise, had they been elected in 2020 instead
but our current environment of "we will try to directly overturn the election no matter what if we lose" is his fault
This is just another story on the campaign trail. Think about how insane that is. Before Trump did this bullshit in 2020 that ended up with dozens of bullshit lawsuits and an attack on the Capitol during the peaceful transfer of power, this was movie shit.
Could Trump undermine the vote again? Harris’s legal team says it’s prepared.
The vice president’s campaign is projecting calm, even as outside experts warn the risk of a chaotic aftermath to the election is real.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 21, 2024 at 3:51 PM
once again this is a uniquely terrible feature of Trump himself
there are endless GOP ghouls who would have done horrible things, policy-wise, had they been elected in 2020 instead
but our current environment of "we will try to directly overturn the election no matter what if we lose" is his fault
there are endless GOP ghouls who would have done horrible things, policy-wise, had they been elected in 2020 instead
but our current environment of "we will try to directly overturn the election no matter what if we lose" is his fault
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WALZ: And that’s why the vice president and I want to make housing more damned affordable for everybody
VANCE: I am the biggest fucking dork who ever lived. Any barren womb is a haunted one
VANCE: I am the biggest fucking dork who ever lived. Any barren womb is a haunted one
October 1, 2024 at 11:17 PM
WALZ: And that’s why the vice president and I want to make housing more damned affordable for everybody
VANCE: I am the biggest fucking dork who ever lived. Any barren womb is a haunted one
VANCE: I am the biggest fucking dork who ever lived. Any barren womb is a haunted one
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the WSJ editorial board is suddenly squeamish about the face-eating leopard it helped raise and feed for decades
September 14, 2024 at 9:08 PM
the WSJ editorial board is suddenly squeamish about the face-eating leopard it helped raise and feed for decades
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Years ago, I was on a team that tried 4 day work weeks. We didn't have any decrease in our work, but upper management didn't like the optics and forced us back on 5 day weeks.
That's around when I started doing only what was strictly necessary
That's around when I started doing only what was strictly necessary
December 11, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Years ago, I was on a team that tried 4 day work weeks. We didn't have any decrease in our work, but upper management didn't like the optics and forced us back on 5 day weeks.
That's around when I started doing only what was strictly necessary
That's around when I started doing only what was strictly necessary
We cashed the Jalen Duren bet.
Today’s bet is Buddy Hield over 1.5 steals and blocks.
Record: 2-0, +2u
#betsky #bets #betting #sportsbet #moneyline #spread #playerprop #gambling
Today’s bet is Buddy Hield over 1.5 steals and blocks.
Record: 2-0, +2u
#betsky #bets #betting #sportsbet #moneyline #spread #playerprop #gambling
December 9, 2023 at 4:04 PM
We cashed the Jalen Duren bet.
Today’s bet is Buddy Hield over 1.5 steals and blocks.
Record: 2-0, +2u
#betsky #bets #betting #sportsbet #moneyline #spread #playerprop #gambling
Today’s bet is Buddy Hield over 1.5 steals and blocks.
Record: 2-0, +2u
#betsky #bets #betting #sportsbet #moneyline #spread #playerprop #gambling