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Aaron Blackshear
@aaronblackshear.bsky.social
Anxious Minnesotan. Actuary turned basketball data analyst. Bike lane protector

I do not speak for my employer the bad opinions are mine alone
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Kelce dressed like my dad at his wedding
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shout out to parents who are like “of course you can wear your astronaut costume on the airplane” to their four year old
December 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Weezer-style "solo that follows the main vocal melody" into the heavy bridge, perfect power pop song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz6n...
Wishy - Love On The Outside (Official Video)
YouTube video by WishyVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Honestly I don't know enough about it to have any opinion
December 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Sam Altman, confidently: within ten years, charlie brown will have hoes
Altman is bullshitting at Musk's level now.
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Don't pay attention to Eve Fartlow watch live Foxing videos. This shit is ridiculous, such a big loss that they're done
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdmO...
Foxing - Gratitude - Live at the Sinclair Cambridge Boston - 10/27/24
YouTube video by Spender’s Concert Videos
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There’s a dude at Stray Dog in a Racine hoodie, who would ever print a Racine hoodie much less wear it
Every now and then someone asks me “you’re from Racine right?” and I need you to know that is one of the most insulting things you can say to a person
Racine is the Fredo of Southeastern Wisconsin cities we point at them and laugh but it’s almost a feeling of pity
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Do you have a New Year's Resolution to learn SQL?

Check out my book!

sqlfordatascientists.com
SQL for Data Scientists | author's book companion website
sqlfordatascientists.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Heated Rivalry (2025)
it has begun. 8-10 incoming
December 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
But I am le tired

Well have a nap and then FIRE ZE MISSILES
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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An industry is 100% white: nothing to see here

An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
No matter what you thought of FIRE before, teaming up with the Manhattan Institute is as red as flags get
a FIRE takedown and Ken is all angry about it? for me? tis the Christmas season!
NEW: A prominent free speech group helped right-wing dark money score a legal win against an Ohio school board and its anti-bullying policy, which protected transgender and nonbinary students.

www.importantcontext.news/p/how-a-free...
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You know what this dummy (me, the dummy is me) did? Saves all the data into a parquet file, then loops through years, and on each year reinitializes the class which loads the entire file and then filters it to that year

The worst coder is you 18 months ago
December 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There was a huge Italian population in Kenosha and sometimes they’d be talking that moolinyan nonsense, but then True Romance came out
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This app has a bug where sometimes when you watch a video you can’t exit it without force killing the app
December 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This kind of shit is why all of the male grooming products smell like WD-40 and pine needles and everything is like Tactical Beard Oil, let me smell fruity and delicious
Threads is just wild because what the fuck
December 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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#NewYorkCity wait for it…😏🤪
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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cigarette company
Per "internal documents written between 2023 and 2025 and viewed by The Washington Post... Instagram staffers considered the mandate to boost teen metrics their top goal last year," including "boosting their messaging activity... to set up an early pipeline for lifelong use of Meta’s platforms."
Inside Instagram’s all-out battle to win the nation’s teens
Instagram has pursued a yearslong strategy to win teens back to the app after its critics said the platform wasn’t safe for them, documents obtained by The Post show.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Something I wonder about all of these is how much redundancy there is. So much of the data has to be duplicated across data centers and across companies. I understand the need for proprietary data sometimes, but the amount of duplication across the industry has to be absurd
This is going to be an ecological disaster. No one needs most of this tech. But they do need the water and energy and land. 😞

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/26/b...
Data Center Surge Reaches India as American Tech Giants Invest Billions
www.nytimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Dog caught being too casual
July 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
By virtue of living to be 98 my grandma owned her house outright, and the other day the probate lawyer called to say it sold for enough that I’m going to get a little bit of money. If you know anything about my family you understand how absurd this is
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
All of mine are hoop related. Playing at the playground in Milwaukee and I was giving this kid the business, one of his friends said "how you getting buckets from a scientist?"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Someone on Minneapolis Reddit called herself a "helicopter dog mom parent" and said she called the doggy daycare to complain because her dog was removed from the play room for 2 hours, which she knew because she was monitoring the live camera feed

Y'all need Jesus
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m always walking up to white men at conventions and saying “What’s unique about you? Are you black?”
I'll take things that never happened for $400 Alex
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I mean, I've cooked my brain Online too, but in a thinking about pastor Solomon saying "what if the zombie is thicc?" way, not a "let's fake all of our precious memories of our family" way
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM