Evan Washington
@eewash.bsky.social
yields falsehood when preceded by his own quotation
Pinned
in aggregate I just can't trust this group of people to stay silent for certain lines of Gold Digger
also, doctor doom absolutely makes the trains run on time (or else they would FACE THE WRATH OF DOOM etc etc)
wakanda is a quasi-theocratic petrostate
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
also, doctor doom absolutely makes the trains run on time (or else they would FACE THE WRATH OF DOOM etc etc)
wakanda is a quasi-theocratic petrostate
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
wakanda is a quasi-theocratic petrostate
ok yeah insert obvious joke about orange man dumb, insane clown posse etc etc.
but also the actual comment he's making is so nonsensical? china produces vital, basically irreplaceable resources for all electronics...so therefore we impose a tariff on them? huh? am I understanding that right?
but also the actual comment he's making is so nonsensical? china produces vital, basically irreplaceable resources for all electronics...so therefore we impose a tariff on them? huh? am I understanding that right?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ok yeah insert obvious joke about orange man dumb, insane clown posse etc etc.
but also the actual comment he's making is so nonsensical? china produces vital, basically irreplaceable resources for all electronics...so therefore we impose a tariff on them? huh? am I understanding that right?
but also the actual comment he's making is so nonsensical? china produces vital, basically irreplaceable resources for all electronics...so therefore we impose a tariff on them? huh? am I understanding that right?
what is the lemma/theorem/proof/corollary format but a tech tree
books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
what is the lemma/theorem/proof/corollary format but a tech tree
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This one has both:
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This one has both:
having an actual king might be less embarrassing than this
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
having an actual king might be less embarrassing than this
nate log off please i'm begging you
don't you have some stata to debug
don't you have some stata to debug
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
nate log off please i'm begging you
don't you have some stata to debug
don't you have some stata to debug
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I am not personally willing to pull the lever in the trolley problem but I didn't sign up to be one of the 535 trolley problem lever pullers.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am not personally willing to pull the lever in the trolley problem but I didn't sign up to be one of the 535 trolley problem lever pullers.
didn't really expect to get more mileage out of this again so soon
Opinion | Why You Must Give the Bully Your Lunch Money
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
The Republican budget bill is "a terrible option," Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader, writes in a guest essay. But "the risk of allowing the president to take even more power via a government shutdown is a much worse path."
The Republican budget bill is "a terrible option," Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader, writes in a guest essay. But "the risk of allowing the president to take even more power via a government shutdown is a much worse path."
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
didn't really expect to get more mileage out of this again so soon
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Opinion | Why You Must Give the Bully Your Lunch Money
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
The Republican budget bill is "a terrible option," Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader, writes in a guest essay. But "the risk of allowing the president to take even more power via a government shutdown is a much worse path."
The Republican budget bill is "a terrible option," Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader, writes in a guest essay. But "the risk of allowing the president to take even more power via a government shutdown is a much worse path."
Opinion | Chuck Schumer: Why Democrats Must Not Allow the Government to Shut Down
A government shutdown would lead to real pain for the American people.
www.nytimes.com
March 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Opinion | Why You Must Give the Bully Your Lunch Money
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."
now changing my position on AI. no longer a hater. I have to recognize that these companies are just extremely good...at marketing and fundraising
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
now changing my position on AI. no longer a hater. I have to recognize that these companies are just extremely good...at marketing and fundraising
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one thing I love about modern UI design is the lack of error messages. Ideally, the user should have no idea why their app is malfunctioning or what they can do to fix it. this is how a phone asserts dominance.
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
one thing I love about modern UI design is the lack of error messages. Ideally, the user should have no idea why their app is malfunctioning or what they can do to fix it. this is how a phone asserts dominance.
permission to lib out???
Virginia House seats won by Democrats this century, out of the chamber's 100 seats:
in 2001: 32
in 2003: 34
in 2005: 40
in 2007: 44
in 2009: 39
in 2011: 32
in 2013: 33
in 2015: 34
in 2017: 49
in 2019: 55 (first Dem majority since 1999)
in 2021: 48
in 2023: 51
2025, i.e. this week: 64
in 2001: 32
in 2003: 34
in 2005: 40
in 2007: 44
in 2009: 39
in 2011: 32
in 2013: 33
in 2015: 34
in 2017: 49
in 2019: 55 (first Dem majority since 1999)
in 2021: 48
in 2023: 51
2025, i.e. this week: 64
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
permission to lib out???
you should understand the filibuster as a glitch in a well-picked-apart game. it's ok and good to patch it out because it makes everything else worse and buggy and it hasn't even been used successfully in a run since SouthWillRizzAgain1866's world record
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
you should understand the filibuster as a glitch in a well-picked-apart game. it's ok and good to patch it out because it makes everything else worse and buggy and it hasn't even been used successfully in a run since SouthWillRizzAgain1866's world record
you all are just jealous that you don't have the damp cadaver look
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
you all are just jealous that you don't have the damp cadaver look
i can foresee no issues with uncritically and immediately adopting this practice. only good things will follow
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i can foresee no issues with uncritically and immediately adopting this practice. only good things will follow
frankly, no individual is providing 1 trillion dollars worth of value
that would even be overpayment for superman tbh
that would even be overpayment for superman tbh
In an era of skyrocketing CEO pay, Tesla shareholders overwhelmingly approved a $1 trillion pay package intended to keep Elon Musk in charge of the company for the next decade. https://wapo.st/4oTKbcZ
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
frankly, no individual is providing 1 trillion dollars worth of value
that would even be overpayment for superman tbh
that would even be overpayment for superman tbh
accidentally remembered worldbuilding details from harry potter and now i'm clutching my head screaming in pain
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
accidentally remembered worldbuilding details from harry potter and now i'm clutching my head screaming in pain
looking forward to trump also making fun of cuomo for losing despite endorsing him
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
looking forward to trump also making fun of cuomo for losing despite endorsing him
huh maybe the sex pest monochrome-rainbow coalition isn't that appealing after all
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
huh maybe the sex pest monochrome-rainbow coalition isn't that appealing after all
he would have won by double digits if the texts were actually funny. his fault for being a hack
Jay Jones definitely the funniest win of the night
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
he would have won by double digits if the texts were actually funny. his fault for being a hack
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happy make andrew cuomo miserable day to all who celebrate
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
happy make andrew cuomo miserable day to all who celebrate
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people