Evan Washington
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Evan Washington
@eewash.bsky.social
· Sep 8
"great" philosophers? man they were arguing against plumbers
no two laura loomer pictures feature the same facial structure
December 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
no two laura loomer pictures feature the same facial structure
dog bites man ❌
man bites dog ✅
dogbiter georg bites dog again ❌
man bites dog ✅
dogbiter georg bites dog again ❌
How are these fits of presidential incontinence never covered as their own news events in NYT? Hours of sick hateful bile from the curdled joyless leader of the Christian nationalists sitting in the ruins of the tinsel trimmed White House he’s demolishing — seems like a story to me.
Having a normal Christmas morning
December 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
dog bites man ❌
man bites dog ✅
dogbiter georg bites dog again ❌
man bites dog ✅
dogbiter georg bites dog again ❌
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I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
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“ The daughter of a well known conservative operative , whose paper did not answer the topic at hand and had a carefully planned media campaign , had a trans instructor fired for grading a paper according to the agreed upon rubric”
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“ The daughter of a well known conservative operative , whose paper did not answer the topic at hand and had a carefully planned media campaign , had a trans instructor fired for grading a paper according to the agreed upon rubric”
treachery?? they're not your vassal, lil bro
The Atlantic suggesting, without evidence, that Canada's Global TV broadcasting the '60 Minutes' segment on CECOT that CBS distributed to it may have been an act of "treachery."
🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
treachery?? they're not your vassal, lil bro
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
i think you have a deficiency in your soul if you want a "historically accurate" odyssey movie
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i think you have a deficiency in your soul if you want a "historically accurate" odyssey movie
the iraq war affected us all in different ways
in that way, avatar perhaps has more in common with revenge of the sith than ferngully
in that way, avatar perhaps has more in common with revenge of the sith than ferngully
there is a planet full of NATIVES. the natives live in harmony with NATURE. they are sitting on a RESOURCE DEPOSIT. there are literal SPACE MARINES who want the RESOURCES. the HERO who is a SPACE MARINE has to learn to be in harmony with NATURE and help the NATIVES defend the RESOURCE DEPOSIT
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
the iraq war affected us all in different ways
in that way, avatar perhaps has more in common with revenge of the sith than ferngully
in that way, avatar perhaps has more in common with revenge of the sith than ferngully
it's so insane that it's actually kinda funny that suicidal epstein wrote a postcard like "hey bud! pedophile to pedophile,"
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it's so insane that it's actually kinda funny that suicidal epstein wrote a postcard like "hey bud! pedophile to pedophile,"
i think the funniest possible way for this to all work out is that the arguments are actually all valid but the "axiom" he and grok cooked up is just 0 = 1
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i think the funniest possible way for this to all work out is that the arguments are actually all valid but the "axiom" he and grok cooked up is just 0 = 1
the russos are hacks
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
the russos are hacks
the samizdat? obtained by canadians? everyone go read infinite jest
I kept seeing people use the word samizdat to refer to the Canadian sourcing of the 60 Minutes report on CECOT pulled by Bari Weiss. Here's the definition from Merriam-Webster:
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
the samizdat? obtained by canadians? everyone go read infinite jest
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Go big or go home, I guess
December 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Go big or go home, I guess
amazing foreshadowing. all the villains were introduced way back in season 2
![tweet from Olivia Nuzzi on April 24, 2019: "Nothing but respect for MY president, @bariweiss" followed by a link to a Vanity Fair article about her. Bari Weiss replies: "Olivia! [heart eyes emojis]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:judtbidg6b2ye3jzverecw3g/bafkreidwo7666ejnzflryhzdfrde7xsiqooj55tnn34h3ymcvro6gtjnge@jpeg)
December 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
amazing foreshadowing. all the villains were introduced way back in season 2
actually you do, JD. you're the one guy who has to apologize, you're doing it the worst
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
actually you do, JD. you're the one guy who has to apologize, you're doing it the worst
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i updated on the evidence and my credences about bill clinton haven't moved at all
September 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i updated on the evidence and my credences about bill clinton haven't moved at all
he would never; it's simply not a big enough stunt. maybe if it was like, boxing several actual children all at once. MrBeast vs 8 eight-year-olds
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
he would never; it's simply not a big enough stunt. maybe if it was like, boxing several actual children all at once. MrBeast vs 8 eight-year-olds
looking at AI generated images of fucked up anime foods while i eat my beige-colored mush meal
"i'm a real artist," i whisper
"i'm a real artist," i whisper
I mean, things are tough all over. If rude criticism stops you from making art, you should probably not be making art.
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
looking at AI generated images of fucked up anime foods while i eat my beige-colored mush meal
"i'm a real artist," i whisper
"i'm a real artist," i whisper
America is desperate to hear about the most polarizing issues of the day from Repellent Nerd and Complicit Ghoul
December 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
America is desperate to hear about the most polarizing issues of the day from Repellent Nerd and Complicit Ghoul
we all agree that wordplay jeopardy clues are the worst jeopardy clues, right?
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
we all agree that wordplay jeopardy clues are the worst jeopardy clues, right?
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
middle-aged gen alpha nostalgic for the old-fashioned AI slop sheen and piss yellow filters
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
middle-aged gen alpha nostalgic for the old-fashioned AI slop sheen and piss yellow filters
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December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM