Evan Washington
eewash.bsky.social
Evan Washington
@eewash.bsky.social
yields falsehood when preceded by his own quotation
lol
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
turns out they're both annoying writers www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
what is the bisexual hand gesture
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
another old tweet so good I have to repost it here. frankly my talent is being wasted
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
a little over a year ago I asked for a nice notion of morphism between combinatorial games, and it looks like someone finally answered me with this paper! this seems neat
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i've had nightmares less haunting than this pop-up
October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
so much to unpack in this cursed tweet

first of all...both sides of the aisle???
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
listen, there's a reason the Hyuuga clan doesn't have any Hokages
October 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
smh Ace you can't be the Pirate King with a tattoo like that
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
more women guards!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
you're kidding. no way. the margaret thatcher fan girl who wants to rebuild the ethnostate isn't necessarily a feminist? whoa
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
lol
October 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
graphic design is my passion
October 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
must admit I'm feeling pretty owned by Mr. FCC
September 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
they're posting like crazy over there. it's like going to the zoo
September 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I used to tweet so good
September 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
the only one of these that I actually haven't seen in the wild is (3) but still. seems like there's no obvious path
September 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this question genuinely haunts my dreams
September 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
that's only part 1 there are like 14 more
August 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
August 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
July 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I choose to believe "Soviet Bus Stops" is a forgotten Brian Eno album
July 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"This is probably the most difficult and agonizing legislative 24 hour period that I have encountered"
July 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
it's so easy to find these
April 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
hearing that AI is useful and relevant and doesn't suck
April 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM