Evan Washington
@eewash.bsky.social
yields falsehood when preceded by his own quotation
Indiana Jones! a character literally conceived to be an American answer to James Bond! and they won't recast!?!
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Indiana Jones! a character literally conceived to be an American answer to James Bond! and they won't recast!?!
they could be on Indiana Jones 9 by now but instead they're probably just asking Grok to draw another picture of Harrison Ford
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
they could be on Indiana Jones 9 by now but instead they're probably just asking Grok to draw another picture of Harrison Ford
it's extremely weird to me that Disney is both reticent to recast major roles and also desperate to make movie franchises last eternally
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
it's extremely weird to me that Disney is both reticent to recast major roles and also desperate to make movie franchises last eternally
he's not worth listening to, he's just loud and nearby
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
he's not worth listening to, he's just loud and nearby
a "television set" is just a television object in the category of sets
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
a "television set" is just a television object in the category of sets
you should watch american vandal btw. S1 is peak television
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
you should watch american vandal btw. S1 is peak television
now they just found a huge oceanic deposit of vibranium and prices are falling? shuri, m'baku, you all should have diversified more oops
you've got to plan as if an alien creature will eventually rise from the ocean and a museum curator automaton demigod lady will transmute it into your main export
you've got to plan as if an alien creature will eventually rise from the ocean and a museum curator automaton demigod lady will transmute it into your main export
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
now they just found a huge oceanic deposit of vibranium and prices are falling? shuri, m'baku, you all should have diversified more oops
you've got to plan as if an alien creature will eventually rise from the ocean and a museum curator automaton demigod lady will transmute it into your main export
you've got to plan as if an alien creature will eventually rise from the ocean and a museum curator automaton demigod lady will transmute it into your main export
what if saudi arabia's royal family had actual confirmed divine right to rule and also MBS could lift a cement truck
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
what if saudi arabia's royal family had actual confirmed divine right to rule and also MBS could lift a cement truck
Reposted by Evan Washington
I am not personally willing to pull the lever in the trolley problem but I didn't sign up to be one of the 535 trolley problem lever pullers.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am not personally willing to pull the lever in the trolley problem but I didn't sign up to be one of the 535 trolley problem lever pullers.