Unsweetened Caroline
@redmenace.bsky.social
Just a person who loves horror, comics, weird TV and movies, and who can make a compelling case for professional wrestling being the Shakespearean street theater of our time.
Spends way too much time knitting, sewing, and crafting weird things.
She/her
Spends way too much time knitting, sewing, and crafting weird things.
She/her
Just a reminder: Neil Gaiman is a sexual predator and a fuckface who can go fuck himself in the neck.
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Just a reminder: Neil Gaiman is a sexual predator and a fuckface who can go fuck himself in the neck.
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I am also not an artist, but I am a crafter and a fellow Spidey writer, so taking a page out of Jody's book to contribute to #Comics4Liam
Please visit comics4liam.com for more info on how you can help our immigrant communities 🕷️🕸️❤️
Please visit comics4liam.com for more info on how you can help our immigrant communities 🕷️🕸️❤️
February 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I am also not an artist, but I am a crafter and a fellow Spidey writer, so taking a page out of Jody's book to contribute to #Comics4Liam
Please visit comics4liam.com for more info on how you can help our immigrant communities 🕷️🕸️❤️
Please visit comics4liam.com for more info on how you can help our immigrant communities 🕷️🕸️❤️
Billy Porter is always right.
Billy Porter’s reaction when asked about Nicki Minaj going full MAGA is fucking priceless. #FuckHeeeeeer #FUCK #HER
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Billy Porter is always right.
I know we’re not even out of January yet, but I want to say confidently that 2026 can absolutely eat a bag of dicks.
January 30, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I know we’re not even out of January yet, but I want to say confidently that 2026 can absolutely eat a bag of dicks.
Everything is awful and I am desperate for the tiniest shred of dopamine, so once I get home I will EXCLUSIVELY be watching Wonder Man and the new episode of Traitors.
January 29, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Everything is awful and I am desperate for the tiniest shred of dopamine, so once I get home I will EXCLUSIVELY be watching Wonder Man and the new episode of Traitors.
@crobertcargill.bsky.social is one righteous dude.
Since several of you have asked, this bad boy goes out to DreamHaven Books tomorrow. Everything is signed. We’ve got copy’s of all my books, rare hardcovers including a handful of 1st editions, and Black Phone and Black Phone 2 Blu-ray’s. All gratis for the store. Will update when I see it arrives!
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
@crobertcargill.bsky.social is one righteous dude.
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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Some advice:
- be kind
- stay weird
- collect memories
- hoard swords
- stop concealing your fangs and talons
- haunt the world with the dark grandeur of your frightful form
- be kind
- stay weird
- collect memories
- hoard swords
- stop concealing your fangs and talons
- haunt the world with the dark grandeur of your frightful form
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Some advice:
- be kind
- stay weird
- collect memories
- hoard swords
- stop concealing your fangs and talons
- haunt the world with the dark grandeur of your frightful form
- be kind
- stay weird
- collect memories
- hoard swords
- stop concealing your fangs and talons
- haunt the world with the dark grandeur of your frightful form
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
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Paul Bunyan sez FUCK ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Paul Bunyan sez FUCK ICE.
CHIITAN 4EVAH
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
January 26, 2026 at 8:19 PM
CHIITAN 4EVAH
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I spent my morning putting this guide together from sources all over the place. Happy to hear from anyone with suggested inclusions, deletions, or edits. jdica@protonmail.com, or you can hit my DMs here.
Please share!
Please share!
The anti-ICE playbook for regular Americans
Every day actions to fight fascism in your community
losingmyperspicacity.beehiiv.com
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I spent my morning putting this guide together from sources all over the place. Happy to hear from anyone with suggested inclusions, deletions, or edits. jdica@protonmail.com, or you can hit my DMs here.
Please share!
Please share!
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You could actually structure your moral code around the idea that law enforcement doesn't exist to execute people. You don't have to create perfect victim narratives, you can just refuse to accept that the state gets to kill people.
January 24, 2026 at 9:22 PM
You could actually structure your moral code around the idea that law enforcement doesn't exist to execute people. You don't have to create perfect victim narratives, you can just refuse to accept that the state gets to kill people.
This whole thread is awesome, but this especially is what I want to scream at a lot of dumbasses.
We've been raised in a culture that tells us self interest is all. Every person is out only for themselves &their cronies. What we're seeing now is that a lot of us resisted that programming. Some can't quite believe that's what it is--that we just fucking CARE. yes we care for free u creepy freaks!
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
This whole thread is awesome, but this especially is what I want to scream at a lot of dumbasses.
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The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 AM
The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind
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Fuck you.
I won’t do what you tell me.
Stay till the end.
I won’t do what you tell me.
Stay till the end.
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Fuck you.
I won’t do what you tell me.
Stay till the end.
I won’t do what you tell me.
Stay till the end.
God, what a Do Nothing Bitch.
Q: Are you willing to use every lever of power including a government shutdown to stop what's happening here?
KLOBUCHAR: Right now we're focused on getting ICE out of the state. Of course we will use every lever, but I do remind people that Trump runs the WH and sadly also seems to run Congress
KLOBUCHAR: Right now we're focused on getting ICE out of the state. Of course we will use every lever, but I do remind people that Trump runs the WH and sadly also seems to run Congress
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
God, what a Do Nothing Bitch.
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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There are books that I own in hardback as well as a copy for my tablet & the audiobook. It just depends how I want to receive the story in the moment. All versions are acceptable, stop letting people say audiobooks aren’t reading.
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 PM
There are books that I own in hardback as well as a copy for my tablet & the audiobook. It just depends how I want to receive the story in the moment. All versions are acceptable, stop letting people say audiobooks aren’t reading.
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A reminder to people being tear-gassed by ICE, protesters in Hong Kong used leaf blowers to lessen the impact of the irritant.
January 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM
A reminder to people being tear-gassed by ICE, protesters in Hong Kong used leaf blowers to lessen the impact of the irritant.
mprove a movie title by adding "with Big Naturals"
The Lion King with Big Naturals
The Lion King with Big Naturals
improve a movie title by adding "with Big Naturals"
Beauty and the Beast with Big Naturals
Beauty and the Beast with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
The Little Mermaid with Big Naturals
The Little Mermaid with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 1:36 AM
mprove a movie title by adding "with Big Naturals"
The Lion King with Big Naturals
The Lion King with Big Naturals
My boyfriend has now lectured me on “vigilante justice” (see: last post/thread) but I maintain that I was just an innocent bystander, dearie me and maybe lawks, and I did nothing wrong.
January 20, 2026 at 10:40 PM
My boyfriend has now lectured me on “vigilante justice” (see: last post/thread) but I maintain that I was just an innocent bystander, dearie me and maybe lawks, and I did nothing wrong.
There is a special place in hell for old white men in fleece vests watching videos at full volume on their phone in the waiting room of your doctor’s office.
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
There is a special place in hell for old white men in fleece vests watching videos at full volume on their phone in the waiting room of your doctor’s office.
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Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…