Sarsaparilla Specialist
@red37.bsky.social
3 ne'er-do-wells in a trenchcoat
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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Oh yeah? Well, I've got a Corn Pop Demon Hunger. What now, cool kids?
*eats my cereal*
*eats my cereal*
January 22, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Oh yeah? Well, I've got a Corn Pop Demon Hunger. What now, cool kids?
*eats my cereal*
*eats my cereal*
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maintaining an open line of communication with our neighbors to the north (boston) @joshgondelman.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
maintaining an open line of communication with our neighbors to the north (boston) @joshgondelman.bsky.social
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they gotta be trolling me
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
they gotta be trolling me
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it's always so strange that Ben Affleck is a well-spoken, erudite person because every other aspect of his personality seems like the only words out of his mouth should be slurs muttered through broken teeth
Insights from Ben Affleck on AI:
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 AM
it's always so strange that Ben Affleck is a well-spoken, erudite person because every other aspect of his personality seems like the only words out of his mouth should be slurs muttered through broken teeth
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Don’t understand the 2016 trend. It was only three years ago, surely that’s too recent to be nostalgic about
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Don’t understand the 2016 trend. It was only three years ago, surely that’s too recent to be nostalgic about
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Malcolm in the Middle features some of the best writing in sitcom HISTORY man, every rewatch it shines more for me.
January 13, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Malcolm in the Middle features some of the best writing in sitcom HISTORY man, every rewatch it shines more for me.
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forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet
January 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet
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The world feels rough right now
So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery.
🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta
So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery.
🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta
January 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The world feels rough right now
So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery.
🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta
So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery.
🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta
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Ford vs Ferrari, now THAT'S a car movie.
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Ford vs Ferrari, now THAT'S a car movie.
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I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
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New look at Nicolas Cage as John Madden in David O’Russell’s ‘MADDEN’ movie.
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
New look at Nicolas Cage as John Madden in David O’Russell’s ‘MADDEN’ movie.
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
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I’m beginning to think those three ghosts were just fucking with me.
December 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m beginning to think those three ghosts were just fucking with me.
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Nobody at the gym wants to join me for a nutrient rich, textured vegetable protein for Christmas Eve. :(
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Nobody at the gym wants to join me for a nutrient rich, textured vegetable protein for Christmas Eve. :(
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I saw mommy kissing Satan's claws. The room smelled of brimstone, and faceless beings chanted in some cursed language. A massive, black goat saw me and spoke my name. Ever since, whenever I look in a mirror, my reflection keeps trying to grab me.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I saw mommy kissing Satan's claws. The room smelled of brimstone, and faceless beings chanted in some cursed language. A massive, black goat saw me and spoke my name. Ever since, whenever I look in a mirror, my reflection keeps trying to grab me.
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If somebody asks you what's updog, the correct answer is dug (the dog from up)
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If somebody asks you what's updog, the correct answer is dug (the dog from up)
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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if you think fives are just as good as evens, may god have mercy on your soul
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
if you think fives are just as good as evens, may god have mercy on your soul
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tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
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My new special Positive Reinforcement didn't make any prestigious end-of-year lists for me to post about, but I am really proud of it, and I think you'd like it if you haven't seen it yet! :)
Josh Gondelman - Positive Reinforcement [2025] | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
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December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My new special Positive Reinforcement didn't make any prestigious end-of-year lists for me to post about, but I am really proud of it, and I think you'd like it if you haven't seen it yet! :)
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@jamieloftus.bsky.social has a podcast docuseries about this called santa university
You have to think that given the rules that govern the ascension of new Santas in the Santa Clause most Santas attained power by single ritual combat in which they slay Santa (sleigh Santa)
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@jamieloftus.bsky.social has a podcast docuseries about this called santa university
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7 years ago today, ‘INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE’ released in theaters.
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
7 years ago today, ‘INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE’ released in theaters.
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come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
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So I was going through his filmography and I guess I sort of knew this but never appreciated it, but Star Wars and Indy were going on at the same time. Empire was 80, Raiders 81, Blade Runner 82, that’s just a fucking astonishing run. Anyways to answer the question, Hollywood Homicide
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
So I was going through his filmography and I guess I sort of knew this but never appreciated it, but Star Wars and Indy were going on at the same time. Empire was 80, Raiders 81, Blade Runner 82, that’s just a fucking astonishing run. Anyways to answer the question, Hollywood Homicide