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3 ne'er-do-wells in a trenchcoat
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I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
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New look at Nicolas Cage as John Madden in David O’Russell’s ‘MADDEN’ movie.
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
New look at Nicolas Cage as John Madden in David O’Russell’s ‘MADDEN’ movie.
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
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I’m beginning to think those three ghosts were just fucking with me.
December 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m beginning to think those three ghosts were just fucking with me.
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Nobody at the gym wants to join me for a nutrient rich, textured vegetable protein for Christmas Eve. :(
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Nobody at the gym wants to join me for a nutrient rich, textured vegetable protein for Christmas Eve. :(
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I saw mommy kissing Satan's claws. The room smelled of brimstone, and faceless beings chanted in some cursed language. A massive, black goat saw me and spoke my name. Ever since, whenever I look in a mirror, my reflection keeps trying to grab me.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I saw mommy kissing Satan's claws. The room smelled of brimstone, and faceless beings chanted in some cursed language. A massive, black goat saw me and spoke my name. Ever since, whenever I look in a mirror, my reflection keeps trying to grab me.
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If somebody asks you what's updog, the correct answer is dug (the dog from up)
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If somebody asks you what's updog, the correct answer is dug (the dog from up)
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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if you think fives are just as good as evens, may god have mercy on your soul
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
if you think fives are just as good as evens, may god have mercy on your soul
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tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
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My new special Positive Reinforcement didn't make any prestigious end-of-year lists for me to post about, but I am really proud of it, and I think you'd like it if you haven't seen it yet! :)
Josh Gondelman - Positive Reinforcement [2025] | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
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December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My new special Positive Reinforcement didn't make any prestigious end-of-year lists for me to post about, but I am really proud of it, and I think you'd like it if you haven't seen it yet! :)
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@jamieloftus.bsky.social has a podcast docuseries about this called santa university
You have to think that given the rules that govern the ascension of new Santas in the Santa Clause most Santas attained power by single ritual combat in which they slay Santa (sleigh Santa)
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@jamieloftus.bsky.social has a podcast docuseries about this called santa university
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7 years ago today, ‘INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE’ released in theaters.
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
7 years ago today, ‘INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE’ released in theaters.
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come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
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So I was going through his filmography and I guess I sort of knew this but never appreciated it, but Star Wars and Indy were going on at the same time. Empire was 80, Raiders 81, Blade Runner 82, that’s just a fucking astonishing run. Anyways to answer the question, Hollywood Homicide
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
So I was going through his filmography and I guess I sort of knew this but never appreciated it, but Star Wars and Indy were going on at the same time. Empire was 80, Raiders 81, Blade Runner 82, that’s just a fucking astonishing run. Anyways to answer the question, Hollywood Homicide
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bad news, the coffee maker discovered how important it is to the household
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
bad news, the coffee maker discovered how important it is to the household
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The Cow Tools and Hellmo meme templates also work as paper snowflakes! I used copy paper, scissors, and a hole punch. #papercraft #snowflake #cowtools #hellmo #elmo #paperart #comic
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Cow Tools and Hellmo meme templates also work as paper snowflakes! I used copy paper, scissors, and a hole punch. #papercraft #snowflake #cowtools #hellmo #elmo #paperart #comic
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Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
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It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
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actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 PM
actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
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I like to stop by any place of business I see open on Thanksgiving and purchase a little something just to say thank you to the employees that have to work today 💜
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I like to stop by any place of business I see open on Thanksgiving and purchase a little something just to say thank you to the employees that have to work today 💜
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Every episode of Supernatural involves at least one young woman who has a profound lack of survival instincts.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Every episode of Supernatural involves at least one young woman who has a profound lack of survival instincts.
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17 spam calls so far today. 28 by the end of yesterday. 26 the day before. I’m not complaining just bragging.
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
17 spam calls so far today. 28 by the end of yesterday. 26 the day before. I’m not complaining just bragging.