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*beastie boys*
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
*beastie boys*
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
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chicago police chased this van full of ICE kidnappers OUT OF THE CITY today! let's give it up for our brave local police protecting us against ICE!
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
chicago police chased this van full of ICE kidnappers OUT OF THE CITY today! let's give it up for our brave local police protecting us against ICE!
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Every post you ever made could have been a wish for a stray dog and lost housecat to become best friends during one magical Christmas Eve journey across New York City and you didn't do that. You didn't do that and now Roko's Basilisk is going to torture you
December 15, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Every post you ever made could have been a wish for a stray dog and lost housecat to become best friends during one magical Christmas Eve journey across New York City and you didn't do that. You didn't do that and now Roko's Basilisk is going to torture you
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Deer grazing on side of mountain near Cape Disappointment Lighthouse.
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Deer grazing on side of mountain near Cape Disappointment Lighthouse.
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
can’t wait for this to be the education policy equivalent of the zohran new york post cover
If the current draft of the Florida State educational standards pertaining to the new History of Communism course are adopted, then students will learn how it's a Commie trick to use the term "McCarthyism" as an insult to impugn the integrity of wholesome anti-communists like today's McCarthyites!
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
can’t wait for this to be the education policy equivalent of the zohran new york post cover
check the political winds blondie it’s time to go back to catchy hooks and gay baiting
lock taylor swift in a room with the snocaps record a mirror and a gun i need something to change
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
check the political winds blondie it’s time to go back to catchy hooks and gay baiting
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if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
lock taylor swift in a room with the snocaps record a mirror and a gun i need something to change
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
lock taylor swift in a room with the snocaps record a mirror and a gun i need something to change
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seasonal repost of this squirrel i saw
October 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
seasonal repost of this squirrel i saw
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Mr Mamdani do you recognize Skyrim as a Nordic state
October 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Mr Mamdani do you recognize Skyrim as a Nordic state
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women do not like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
women do not like the vehicle
fairly confident i just knocked on the door of a famous local cartoonist/purveyor of cow tools while canvassing for a socialist for country charter review
October 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
fairly confident i just knocked on the door of a famous local cartoonist/purveyor of cow tools while canvassing for a socialist for country charter review
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constipated jeb bush be like please crap
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
constipated jeb bush be like please crap
what a terrible time to be a washingtonian who has picked up saying “go birds” as a part of my casual vernacular 🤐
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
what a terrible time to be a washingtonian who has picked up saying “go birds” as a part of my casual vernacular 🤐
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Was in downtown Davis, CA today and passed a closed-down Starbucks with a note taped to the door.
It reads:
“GOOD RIDDANCE
Congratulations to the workers who voted to unionize at this Starbucks. You are a beacon of light illuminating a path toward a better world.”
It reads:
“GOOD RIDDANCE
Congratulations to the workers who voted to unionize at this Starbucks. You are a beacon of light illuminating a path toward a better world.”
October 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Was in downtown Davis, CA today and passed a closed-down Starbucks with a note taped to the door.
It reads:
“GOOD RIDDANCE
Congratulations to the workers who voted to unionize at this Starbucks. You are a beacon of light illuminating a path toward a better world.”
It reads:
“GOOD RIDDANCE
Congratulations to the workers who voted to unionize at this Starbucks. You are a beacon of light illuminating a path toward a better world.”
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
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He's dropping out to play the Riyadh Comedy Festival
BREAKING: Mayor Eric Adams is dropping out of New York City's mayoral race. nypost.com/2025/09/28/u...
Exclusive | Eric Adams drops out of NYC mayoral race amid increasing pressure: ‘I know I cannot continue my campaign’
Adams — who repeatedly vowed to stay in the race despite being in a distant fourth place in the polls — dropping out now gives Cuomo a boost against his socialist rival.
nypost.com
September 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
He's dropping out to play the Riyadh Comedy Festival
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They are lying about our cities. They are lying about our immigrant neighbors. They are lying about our trans siblings.
September 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
They are lying about our cities. They are lying about our immigrant neighbors. They are lying about our trans siblings.
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Never forget obama raising the bounty on Assata Shakur.
September 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Never forget obama raising the bounty on Assata Shakur.
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Guy who confuses The Leftovers and The Holdovers: mfw I’m not raptured
September 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Guy who confuses The Leftovers and The Holdovers: mfw I’m not raptured
the older i get the more firmly i believe that edgelord teens who refuse to stand for the pledge have a better sense of political reality than 90% of americans
September 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
the older i get the more firmly i believe that edgelord teens who refuse to stand for the pledge have a better sense of political reality than 90% of americans