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Pete
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I'm an introvert and socially awkward 😬
Anxiety/Depression sufferer
I to the he as him to the me
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
An incensend Pikachu shouts at an offscreen sports game "Aggh, My fuckin' parlay. How will I ever afford a house?" The caption is "Pikachu Succumbs to the Gambling Ads."
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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amerrill2.bsky.social
HOLY.

FUCKING.

SHIT.

That’s my uke!!!
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Falcons vs Seahawks today
Shen Comix (acclaimed artist for the Seattle Seahawks) and Beetle Moses (notorious illustrator of the Atlanta Falcons) pull the puppet strings on the largest entertainment franchise in America, the NFL. The image is captioned “draws memes for the Seahawks. Draws memes for the Falcons. But… they play on the same Minecraft server… who’s really… pulling the strings?…” Stay woke
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts a young girl in bed. She hears "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises. Panel two depicts the same girl with an excited expression. She thinks, "That must be santa on the roof!" Panel three depicts the girl smiling. Panel four depicts a possum on the roof in heels making the "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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mbunchanumbers.bsky.social
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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edwardodell.bsky.social
Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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amerrill2.bsky.social
Look who I met!!!
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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culturecrave.co
Sebastian Stan's Winter Soldier programming almost kicked in 😂
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
punishedpete.bsky.social
Mrs Clause doesn't like Santa visiting only fans people bcuz he don't need anymore ho ho hoes
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
punishedpete.bsky.social
Honestly if you buy Meta Glasses you deserve nothing less than a swift kick to the balls.
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
punishedpete.bsky.social
Okay, so it's cold as fuck outside, and I'm to out of shape to go sledding, but I have all this energy. I need something to do that is physically active but from the warmth of my house. Any suggestions??
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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criminalsimpsons.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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bakoon.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
2 panel comic Panel 1: Massively aggressive cop fly kicks a door down while screaming “Bluesky PD” Panel 2: Cop then points gun directly at the reader and hisses “We received reports you were having fun for a second”
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Santa is just unloading presents when he he's surprised by a kid who enters the door. The kid asks: "Santa?" 2. The kid asks: "Why do you put that in Dad's stocking?" Santa is holding handcuffs and a kink whip in his hands just being about to put it in the stocking. 3. Santa gets nervous, saying: "Hohoho! Ehm, your father has been a VERY NAUGHTY BOY lately." 4. The kid starts crying: "Is he going back to prison?"
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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robdenbleyker.com
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue and everyone should go check it out
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social
I once had a man tell me I had sad eyes and I responded it was because I was talking to him.
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
No Children (Part 3) - Gator Days
No Children (Part 3) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August was called into work to take of an emergency and Iris is doing him a favor by letting his son wait in her office. Gustopher just learned that Iris doesn't have any kids and is curious about that. Iris has a cup of coffee in a mug that says "BOAR FACE". Gustopher got a can of something from the vending machine but it's slightly out of view. Foreshadowing is a literary device. Gustopher: I thought married people always had kids. Iris: Some don't want to kids. Panel 2 Iris looks away for a moment. She feels a momentary heaviness and continues. Iris: And some want kids but life doesn't work out that way. It's like... You're probably too young to understand. It's a complicated topic and Iris has a lot of complicated feelings about it. Panel 3 Gustopher just says the first thing that comes to his head. Gustopher: Like loving and missing someone you never get to meet. Iris: Kind of like that. Panel 4 Gustopher begins to dwell on the topic. Gustopher: That's not fair. Iris: Yeah... Let's watch cat videos. Cats help.
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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doomsmoker.bsky.social
KING OF THE JUNGLE *lion* KING OF OUR HEARTS *cacodemon*
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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neilpollyticks.bsky.social
Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
Saved by Stoppard Sir, In 1993 my wife and I went to see the first production of Arcadia by Tom Stoppard (obituary, Dec I), and in the interval I experienced a Damascene conversion. As a clinical scientist I was trying to understand the enigma of the behaviour of breast cancer, the assumption being that it grew in a linear trajectory spitting off metastases on its way. In the first act of Arcadia, Thomasina asks her tutor, Septimus: "If there is an equation for a curve like a bell, there must be an equation for one like a bluebell, and if a bluebell, why not a rose?" With that Stoppard explains chaos theory, which better explains the behaviour of breast cancer. At the point of diagnosis, the cancer must have already scattered cancer cells into the circulation that nest latent in distant organs. The consequence of that hypothesis was the birth of "adjuvant systemic chemotherapy", ", and rapidly we saw a striking fall of the curve that illustrated patients' survival. Stoppard never learnt how many lives he saved by writing Arcadia. Michael Baum Professor emeritus of surgery; visiting professor of medical humanities, UCL r.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
punishedpete.bsky.social
My cat is so stealthy and I am so spacey that she can crawl onto my lap and I don't even notice.
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM