Pseud O’Nym ♨️
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Ken Paxton is the worst state Attorney General in the United States.
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ICE caused a car chase and accident in one of Austin's north central neighborhoods today. This is not community safety.
APD said officers responded to a call from Immigration and Customs Enforcement after a car crashed into a resident’s front yard in Central Austin. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/ice-calls-apd-for-assistance-after-crash-in-north-loop/
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
ICE caused a car chase and accident in one of Austin's north central neighborhoods today. This is not community safety.
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"More than anything, I’m looking forward to finally getting recognition for having good bones."
Tinder Hasn’t Worked, So I’m Putting Myself on Zillow
After a decade on dating apps, I’ve decided to enter a different market. This is why I’m listing myself on Zillow until I find a good match—which, ...
buff.ly
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
"More than anything, I’m looking forward to finally getting recognition for having good bones."
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One under-appreciated problem is that allowing frivolous old rich people to smother our most important cities is bad for the nation
"Maybe the city's full" says the man living in a 2.7 million dollar house on Palmerston, while sipping $170 scotch after defeating a multiplex proposal across the street.
www.pressreader.com/canada/toron...
www.pressreader.com/canada/toron...
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
One under-appreciated problem is that allowing frivolous old rich people to smother our most important cities is bad for the nation
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gazing longingly at the timeline where they clapped
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
gazing longingly at the timeline where they clapped
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
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What Trump thinks you are, what you think you are and what you think Trump thinks you are ultimately different thing, and Trump's biggest asset as a politician (aided by the media) is getting people to hear what he says in the most complimentary manner.
A major factor you have to keep in mind is that the 8 years between 2016 and 2024 also saw significant shifts in Latino self-identity. A lot of the US Latino population is post-1970, especially post-1990. So, as a relative time in the US, 8 years is a lot.
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
What Trump thinks you are, what you think you are and what you think Trump thinks you are ultimately different thing, and Trump's biggest asset as a politician (aided by the media) is getting people to hear what he says in the most complimentary manner.
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new game: ruin a frat bro aphorism by adding "with Mr. Epstein"
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
new game: ruin a frat bro aphorism by adding "with Mr. Epstein"
Given what Puxatawney Phil predicted this year, I’m 100% willing to believe he got this wrong.
CHOTINER: You were an early riser today.
PHIL: The 2nd is a big day; it's important I get it right.
CHOTINER: Six more weeks of winter—is that exact, or...?
PHIL: I mean, it's science.
CHOTINER: The data I have shows you're correct only 35% of the time, less than random guesses.
PHIL: Look—
PHIL: The 2nd is a big day; it's important I get it right.
CHOTINER: Six more weeks of winter—is that exact, or...?
PHIL: I mean, it's science.
CHOTINER: The data I have shows you're correct only 35% of the time, less than random guesses.
PHIL: Look—
February 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Given what Puxatawney Phil predicted this year, I’m 100% willing to believe he got this wrong.
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The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
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i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes
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i will hand it to trump for shitting his pants with a truly cartoonish farting sound and acting like absolutely nothing happened
you can only do that if your brain is operating extremely normally
you can only do that if your brain is operating extremely normally
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
i will hand it to trump for shitting his pants with a truly cartoonish farting sound and acting like absolutely nothing happened
you can only do that if your brain is operating extremely normally
you can only do that if your brain is operating extremely normally
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“About 500 seniors live at Sinai Residences in Boca Raton, Florida, including many Holocaust survivors. Recently, some of them asked if they could hide the building’s Haitian staff in their apartments.” www.jta.org/2026/01/30/u...
'Reminds me of Anne Frank': Jewish seniors are offering to hide their Haitian caregivers as Trump's TPS end looms - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
The end of Temporary Protected Status has Holocaust survivors offering to hide Haitian staffers, according to the CEO of a senior-living center in Florida.
www.jta.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
“About 500 seniors live at Sinai Residences in Boca Raton, Florida, including many Holocaust survivors. Recently, some of them asked if they could hide the building’s Haitian staff in their apartments.” www.jta.org/2026/01/30/u...
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
A bunch of people are saying stuff like “this was me between 2020 and 2026” and I’m over here because I had the opposite effect because I’m pretty young and I finally started shaving a few years ago.
You expect me to believe this is the same man less than 20 years apart?
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
A bunch of people are saying stuff like “this was me between 2020 and 2026” and I’m over here because I had the opposite effect because I’m pretty young and I finally started shaving a few years ago.
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Am I positive that video shows the president shitting himself on camera? No.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Am I positive that video shows the president shitting himself on camera? No.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
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Yeah this is real bad for the GOP. Southern whites behaving like Midwestern whites kinda bad.
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Yeah this is real bad for the GOP. Southern whites behaving like Midwestern whites kinda bad.
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This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 PM
This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement
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The greatest myth about Republicans is that they are more skilled at political messaging.
They excel at being abusive, and our entire political-media ecosystem is set up to regard them as being uniquely talented for this reason alone.
Meanwhile, Democratic messaging is winning in *Texas*.
They excel at being abusive, and our entire political-media ecosystem is set up to regard them as being uniquely talented for this reason alone.
Meanwhile, Democratic messaging is winning in *Texas*.
JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.
Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.
With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.
Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.
With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.
Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
February 1, 2026 at 7:30 AM
The greatest myth about Republicans is that they are more skilled at political messaging.
They excel at being abusive, and our entire political-media ecosystem is set up to regard them as being uniquely talented for this reason alone.
Meanwhile, Democratic messaging is winning in *Texas*.
They excel at being abusive, and our entire political-media ecosystem is set up to regard them as being uniquely talented for this reason alone.
Meanwhile, Democratic messaging is winning in *Texas*.
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subject: hit on harambe
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subject: hit on harambe
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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subject: hit on harambe
to: hitman@hitpeopleforhire.tar.gz.zip
subject: hit on harambe
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Need Sharice Davids to run for Senate and Chuck Grassley to go his Great Reward
I will say this, no election in American history has needed a double digit senate swing quite like this one
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Need Sharice Davids to run for Senate and Chuck Grassley to go his Great Reward
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Republican support in the suburbs is collapsing everywhere.
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Republican support in the suburbs is collapsing everywhere.
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To get to a veto-proof majority this fall, Democrats would have to win 20 of the 22 Republican-held seats that are up for reelection, which one presumes would be everything except Lummis (WY) and Capito (WV).
haha can you imagine?
. . . unless?
haha can you imagine?
. . . unless?
This, if I did my math right, is what the map would look like applying this 31% swing uniformly to the 2024 results
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
To get to a veto-proof majority this fall, Democrats would have to win 20 of the 22 Republican-held seats that are up for reelection, which one presumes would be everything except Lummis (WY) and Capito (WV).
haha can you imagine?
. . . unless?
haha can you imagine?
. . . unless?